Before jetting off to Rome for the premiere of Nine yesterday, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem hit the beach in Brazil where they attempted to set a new world’s record in grab-assing. They’ll of course have to compete with the time I convinced Kim Kardashian I was the President of Reality TV and basically every single morning when Tom Cruise cages an extra in a meat locker until he Greco-Roman wrestles his way out. (R.I.P. Man Buying Newspaper in Jerry Maguire. I swear you’ll be avenged. — Eventually.)
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she has a great body.
NICE!!!! FAPFAPFAPFAP
fat. gross.
Hot body.
Face of a baby bird.
Of course neither is anywhere near overweight, but like most Spaniards both clearly don’t exercise and probably smoke.
I would give almost anything to release on that belly.
I would give almost anything to release on that belly.
wait….did you really just call her fat? um. that’s a joke right?
And Javi transcends body type, if you mean him, he is that hot.
Well. She’s an apple not a pear.
That is one hot woman
It’s funny but the minute I saw photo 8 the first thing I thought of was the time I imagined slipping my sausage into Penelope’s tight ass. Ah, memories.
Thank god she was reared in other culture similar to that Bahlz chic, I would not worry about that X-tra 5 pounds, as a matter of fact it enhances her (Boobs)figure…Havier looks hideous, im sure hes a great guy…im just jealous!
#5 why don’t you upload a couple of your pictures, I’d love to see what perfection looks like.
I knew it would only be a couple of posts before some faggot would start calling her fat.
A female ass that’s smaller than the male hand that grabs it is not grabworthy at all…what is he grabbing? bone?
A good ass should be round and plentyful, so that it can be grabbed and taken the way it’s meant to, including and all those nasty things you guys always talk about in this site.
Agree with Richard McBeef! Nicely put sir.
Great ass, but she’s still a fucking chihuahua. And her voice induces impotence in healthy males.
Hey #15, here ya go
http://yfrog.com/3oyibtiytzcutiufuj
#19, you are an idiot.
Will be a heffer once she’s close to 40 and metabolism slows down.
Look at that bone structure around the pelvis.
She’s doomed.
Rotund.
#20, you’re a #19
BUTTERFACE!!!!
i love when boobs are visible from underneath
She’s not ‘fat’ but she is kinda thick around the middle. Not a big deal. Her real downfall is the beak. I know you Jewish guys love it (the body says ‘spicy exotic tempttress’, but the nose feels like home) but it just looks bad to me.
Most Americans are fat and she got back in shape after having a baby. Of course she probably uppgraded her implants when having the tummy tuck. But still sexy.
if you people think she is fat or even slightly less than perfect i have officially given up on the human race. i fear for the future, you idiots.
Javier: “Don’t put that asscheek in your bikini bottom, ma’am. Don’t put it in your bikini bottom. It’s your lucky asscheek.”
Penelope: “Where do you want me to put it?”
Javier: “Anywhere not in your bikini bottom. Where it’ll get mixed in with the other asscheek and become just a butt. Which it is.”
OK body, fugly face. BTW whats she doing with “Easter Island Head?” Pic #6
#25. Kangaroo. I’m not Jewish but would like to know what the hell would a Jewish person have to do with anything?
if any of you “only self-loving” commentators think that Penelope is fat then you should all get help asap…before it’s too late. morons
Awesome body (penelope), i couldn’t help grabbing her ass all the time if i was by her side, just like Javier.
Javier knows what he (and everyone else) likes!
I love how those massive mammaries don’t come anywhere close to fitting in that bikini top.
She is gorgeous head to toe — beautiful face, eyes, hair, and body. All you haters can now return to whacking off to photoshopped pics of skinny-assed, faked-boobed bitches.
now that’s some sweet pussy…too bad there’s a fucking ogre all over it…
#13 - spit chocolate milk all over my screen. well played, sir.
I’d love to bury certain body parts deep into her sweet warm asshole!
ASSTASSTIC!!!!
heywood and mcbiff…go blow each other and die.
nice ass!
she’s my dream. Lucky man.
#26 As far as I know she’s never had a baby. I have seen her smoke, don’t know about him in real life but he’s smoked in movies.
Are you kidding me? This is a beautiful natural body! She is gorgeous from top to bottom. Her butt is darling!
That’s a perfect ass. Not too big, not too small. Just right.
She’s absolutely gorgeous. Simple.
# 19 that is one ugly pic, yuck.
she is UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her body is average.
Average body… ugly face
not as bad as Sarah Jessica Parker though.
“17. Viv – January 14, 2010 1:13 PM
A female ass that’s smaller than the male hand that grabs it is not grabworthy at all…what is he grabbing? bone?
A good ass should be round and plentyful, so that it can be grabbed and taken the way it’s meant to, including and all those nasty things you guys always talk about in this site.
”
I know that’s probably what the plethora of random scumbags tell you so that they can fuck your nasty, fat, ass, the bigger the better and all that shit, but the reality is, this chick is fucking stunning and you will never, ever, look this good- you dont like whats posted on this site, get the fuck out, cow. Bone? You’re fucking retarded. You have no fucking clue what a good ass ‘should’ look like. Understandable, given the fact yours is the size of the average third world country.
And jlylec, in case you havent figured it out yet from all of the posts shooting your stupid ass ‘shes fat’ comments down, you’re wrong. And a moron. Fat? Seriously. Some people I think just post shit to go against the grain and try and sound fucking cool.
Let me guess- Lindsay Lohan is ‘thick’, huh?
smarm- youre an idiot…you just argued a quote that supports your own post that cruz is hot…which she is