Before jetting off to Rome for the premiere of Nine yesterday, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem hit the beach in Brazil where they attempted to set a new world’s record in grab-assing. They’ll of course have to compete with the time I convinced Kim Kardashian I was the President of Reality TV and basically every single morning when Tom Cruise cages an extra in a meat locker until he Greco-Roman wrestles his way out. (R.I.P. Man Buying Newspaper in Jerry Maguire. I swear you’ll be avenged. — Eventually.)
Photos: Fame
machachacha | January 14, 2010 at 12:39 pm
first
vato | January 14, 2010 at 12:40 pm
Odelay
hollywood gossip | January 14, 2010 at 12:40 pm
she has a great body.
kingofbeer | January 14, 2010 at 12:44 pm
NICE!!!! FAPFAPFAPFAP
jlylec | January 14, 2010 at 12:48 pm
fat. gross.
Richard McBeef | January 14, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Hot body.
Face of a baby bird.
QueLastima | January 14, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Of course neither is anywhere near overweight, but like most Spaniards both clearly don’t exercise and probably smoke.
Solo | January 14, 2010 at 12:53 pm
I would give almost anything to release on that belly.
Solo | January 14, 2010 at 12:53 pm
I would give almost anything to release on that belly.
T-Bonz | January 14, 2010 at 12:55 pm
wait….did you really just call her fat? um. that’s a joke right?
And Javi transcends body type, if you mean him, he is that hot.
Valerie | January 14, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Well. She’s an apple not a pear.
Taz | January 14, 2010 at 12:57 pm
That is one hot woman
Parker | January 14, 2010 at 12:57 pm
It’s funny but the minute I saw photo 8 the first thing I thought of was the time I imagined slipping my sausage into Penelope’s tight ass. Ah, memories.
superficial--dish best serve Rough | January 14, 2010 at 1:05 pm
Thank god she was reared in other culture similar to that Bahlz chic, I would not worry about that X-tra 5 pounds, as a matter of fact it enhances her (Boobs)figure…Havier looks hideous, im sure hes a great guy…im just jealous!
Heywood Jablomi | January 14, 2010 at 1:08 pm
#5 why don’t you upload a couple of your pictures, I’d love to see what perfection looks like.
McBiff | January 14, 2010 at 1:13 pm
I knew it would only be a couple of posts before some faggot would start calling her fat.
Viv | January 14, 2010 at 1:13 pm
A female ass that’s smaller than the male hand that grabs it is not grabworthy at all…what is he grabbing? bone?
A good ass should be round and plentyful, so that it can be grabbed and taken the way it’s meant to, including and all those nasty things you guys always talk about in this site.
dude | January 14, 2010 at 1:13 pm
Agree with Richard McBeef! Nicely put sir.
Great ass, but she’s still a fucking chihuahua. And her voice induces impotence in healthy males.
jlylec | January 14, 2010 at 1:16 pm
Hey #15, here ya go
http://yfrog.com/3oyibtiytzcutiufuj
a2425536 | January 14, 2010 at 1:19 pm
#19, you are an idiot.
Pseudopodia | January 14, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Will be a heffer once she’s close to 40 and metabolism slows down.
Look at that bone structure around the pelvis.
She’s doomed.
Rotund.
You must be the real jlylec | January 14, 2010 at 1:26 pm
#20, you’re a #19
Anon | January 14, 2010 at 1:47 pm
BUTTERFACE!!!!
nastyjay | January 14, 2010 at 1:48 pm
i love when boobs are visible from underneath
Kangaroo | January 14, 2010 at 1:49 pm
She’s not ‘fat’ but she is kinda thick around the middle. Not a big deal. Her real downfall is the beak. I know you Jewish guys love it (the body says ‘spicy exotic tempttress’, but the nose feels like home) but it just looks bad to me.
Les | January 14, 2010 at 2:01 pm
Most Americans are fat and she got back in shape after having a baby. Of course she probably uppgraded her implants when having the tummy tuck. But still sexy.
kerri | January 14, 2010 at 2:04 pm
if you people think she is fat or even slightly less than perfect i have officially given up on the human race. i fear for the future, you idiots.
Sam | January 14, 2010 at 2:06 pm
Javier: “Don’t put that asscheek in your bikini bottom, ma’am. Don’t put it in your bikini bottom. It’s your lucky asscheek.”
Penelope: “Where do you want me to put it?”
Javier: “Anywhere not in your bikini bottom. Where it’ll get mixed in with the other asscheek and become just a butt. Which it is.”
God of Thunder | January 14, 2010 at 2:07 pm
OK body, fugly face. BTW whats she doing with “Easter Island Head?” Pic #6
God of Thunder | January 14, 2010 at 2:14 pm
#25. Kangaroo. I’m not Jewish but would like to know what the hell would a Jewish person have to do with anything?
ANita | January 14, 2010 at 2:26 pm
if any of you “only self-loving” commentators think that Penelope is fat then you should all get help asap…before it’s too late. morons
maudina | January 14, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Awesome body (penelope), i couldn’t help grabbing her ass all the time if i was by her side, just like Javier.
Vinnie the Chin | January 14, 2010 at 2:38 pm
Javier knows what he (and everyone else) likes!
Hefe | January 14, 2010 at 3:05 pm
I love how those massive mammaries don’t come anywhere close to fitting in that bikini top.
LikeItThatWay | January 14, 2010 at 3:13 pm
She is gorgeous head to toe — beautiful face, eyes, hair, and body. All you haters can now return to whacking off to photoshopped pics of skinny-assed, faked-boobed bitches.
pimp | January 14, 2010 at 3:16 pm
now that’s some sweet pussy…too bad there’s a fucking ogre all over it…
Rod | January 14, 2010 at 3:32 pm
#13 - spit chocolate milk all over my screen. well played, sir.
weirdo | January 14, 2010 at 3:42 pm
I’d love to bury certain body parts deep into her sweet warm asshole!
assman | January 14, 2010 at 3:53 pm
ASSTASSTIC!!!!
jlylec | January 14, 2010 at 4:21 pm
heywood and mcbiff…go blow each other and die.
Ass Xxx | January 14, 2010 at 5:14 pm
nice ass!
teebol | January 14, 2010 at 5:18 pm
she’s my dream. Lucky man.
Carolyn | January 14, 2010 at 5:19 pm
#26 As far as I know she’s never had a baby. I have seen her smoke, don’t know about him in real life but he’s smoked in movies.
SO RIGHT | January 14, 2010 at 5:20 pm
Are you kidding me? This is a beautiful natural body! She is gorgeous from top to bottom. Her butt is darling!
___ | January 14, 2010 at 5:57 pm
That’s a perfect ass. Not too big, not too small. Just right.
nat | January 14, 2010 at 6:05 pm
She’s absolutely gorgeous. Simple.
Stupid | January 14, 2010 at 7:06 pm
# 19 that is one ugly pic, yuck.
sushi | January 14, 2010 at 7:31 pm
she is UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her body is average.
Average body… ugly face
not as bad as Sarah Jessica Parker though.
Smarm | January 14, 2010 at 7:46 pm
“17. Viv – January 14, 2010 1:13 PM
A female ass that’s smaller than the male hand that grabs it is not grabworthy at all…what is he grabbing? bone?
A good ass should be round and plentyful, so that it can be grabbed and taken the way it’s meant to, including and all those nasty things you guys always talk about in this site.
”
I know that’s probably what the plethora of random scumbags tell you so that they can fuck your nasty, fat, ass, the bigger the better and all that shit, but the reality is, this chick is fucking stunning and you will never, ever, look this good- you dont like whats posted on this site, get the fuck out, cow. Bone? You’re fucking retarded. You have no fucking clue what a good ass ‘should’ look like. Understandable, given the fact yours is the size of the average third world country.
And jlylec, in case you havent figured it out yet from all of the posts shooting your stupid ass ‘shes fat’ comments down, you’re wrong. And a moron. Fat? Seriously. Some people I think just post shit to go against the grain and try and sound fucking cool.
Let me guess- Lindsay Lohan is ‘thick’, huh?
tkdchick008 | January 14, 2010 at 7:51 pm
smarm- youre an idiot…you just argued a quote that supports your own post that cruz is hot…which she is