Penelope Cruz attended the Spanish Institute Gold Medal Gala in New York. Also in attendance was former president Bill Clinton who was a seat over from Penelope. Unfortunately, Oscar De La Renta was in Bill’s way (That’s what we call a “cock-block,” kids.), so Slick Willy took some evasive action and switched seats to be closer to his target, according to Page Six:
After being presented with a medallion from Queen Sofia, Clinton told the audience, “I was trying to figure out exactly why I would receive this award tonight. It may be because, even though I’m not of Spanish descent, I’ve seen every one of Penelope Cruz’s movies – and I liked them all.”
SWISH!
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
1st?
is that a cape shes wearing?
loser. and wtf?
Hey Bill – does Jennifer Love Hewitt’s ass and hips remind you of anyone?
Pen always looks so classy!
Nice dress.
She’s hot in a skinny bitch with a weird face kind of way.
I’d make stomach pancakes on her.
She’s perfect for 69ing, with her prostate-tickler nose.
Unless you have one hell of an innie, this bitch won’t be able to deep throat you. Hell, she’d have to stick her tongue out to touch the tip of most of you needle dicks.
I’d cruz my cock between her penelopes.
Penolope makes my pee pee penelop.
If you had a healthy sex drive and Hillary as your wife, wouldn’t you do the same thing as the Bill-dog?
@8 When are you going to die you worthless troll?
Oh No! Schnozirra! She does have a very big nose. It could probably provide shade for small villages if necessary.
Wow. That blue is the yesteryears of my prom dresses. But more sea blue. My eyeshadow was a sliver of silver, not blue.
Hopefully Billy held it together and didn’t wipe anything on her blue dress.
Is #13 talking to himself again?
@15 Cinder, the biger question is how do you look out of the dress?
I think she might be too skinny and pretty for Bill’s taste.
I’d like to give the ol presidential pardon, if ya know what I mean. Oh wait, she dated Tom Cruise, right? EEEUUUUUW! Never mind.
biger badger! Like Perez says, it is better to autograph than to telepath
She is hot and gorgeous! I saw her profile on millionaire and celebrity dating site millionairefriends.com.
did anyone ever figure out where the hell those Indians that were spamming with meetrich ads came up with the phrase “fertile douches”???? that was too wierd.
I would totally spackle her face with my man seed. Oh, and I heard there are lots of viruses on millionairefriends.com… almost as many viruses as Paris’ kitty.
Another blue dress for Bill to leave his stain on.
In training camp, we used to haze the rookies by rolling them up in bedspreads and parading them around. They looked just like this broad. Except they were hairier.
It is a nice dress Val.
I would totally spackle her face with my man seed. Oh, and I heard there are lots of viruses on millionairefriends.com… almost as many viruses as Paris’ kitty.
It is a nice dress Val.
Clinton was shown a picture of an aspiring actress and asked if he remembered her.
He said, “She has a face I’ve come across before, but I can’t recall her name.”
Hey TT, are you all having problems getting your blogs on?
my god shes ugly, she looks like friggin gonzo.
It takes for FUCKING ever to post.
Reminds of a fucking chihuahua. Or a parrot.
bill is such a friggin’ gonad.
penelope is ugly
Bill could shove a cigar up her who-ha that one of her close relatives rolled for him.
LOL!!!
The “Swish” comment had my dying!!!
Wow that dress is cool, she looks like a present with a giant bow on top.
Please please please bring back the old way of viewing photos.
I HATE the extra steps that I now have to take in order to view a full sized version of the images.
PLEASE let me see my pics without the redundant extra step.
Leave it to the worst president ever to come up with that crappy line. No, I am not a GB fan either. He is just as bad but in a different way.
Pen is pretty hot though and I would love to eat her taco!
As a proud portugese woman I hate Spainards. Sorry.
As a proud spanish woman I hate portuguese. Sorry.
she looks absolutely beautiful
she looks absolutely beautiful
Penelope looks great. The only way she’d look better is gasping for air as i do her doggie. Clinton is a chronic masturbator (ask Monica) and never had a chance.
Yeah we all know that aside from being a compulsive liar, Bill is a sex-addict. Nothing wrong with sex, but Bill is a man-whore with control issues (I mean he raped a few women so obviously he has control issues). What a dirty little man.
Clinton is a pig and he was a terrible president. I hated those 8 years of peace and prosperity. Thank God the voters came to their senses and allowed GWB to change all that.
She totally stole that off the life-size Barbie at Toys R Us
She’s so gorgeous.
Is she wearing a giant ribbon? WTF! LOL ROTFL