Penelope Cruz attended the Spanish Institute Gold Medal Gala in New York. Also in attendance was former president Bill Clinton who was a seat over from Penelope. Unfortunately, Oscar De La Renta was in Bill’s way (That’s what we call a “cock-block,” kids.), so Slick Willy took some evasive action and switched seats to be closer to his target, according to Page Six:
After being presented with a medallion from Queen Sofia, Clinton told the audience, “I was trying to figure out exactly why I would receive this award tonight. It may be because, even though I’m not of Spanish descent, I’ve seen every one of Penelope Cruz’s movies – and I liked them all.”
SWISH!
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
mixedmartialartvideos.com | December 4, 2007 at 1:12 pm
1st?
mixedmartialartvideos.com | December 4, 2007 at 1:13 pm
is that a cape shes wearing?
missj | December 4, 2007 at 1:13 pm
loser. and wtf?
veggi | December 4, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Hey Bill – does Jennifer Love Hewitt’s ass and hips remind you of anyone?
Carrie Anne King | December 4, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Pen always looks so classy!
Shallo Val | December 4, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Nice dress.
destro 7000 | December 4, 2007 at 1:14 pm
She’s hot in a skinny bitch with a weird face kind of way.
I’d make stomach pancakes on her.
Jimbo | December 4, 2007 at 1:15 pm
She’s perfect for 69ing, with her prostate-tickler nose.
RichPort | December 4, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Unless you have one hell of an innie, this bitch won’t be able to deep throat you. Hell, she’d have to stick her tongue out to touch the tip of most of you needle dicks.
Mitch | December 4, 2007 at 1:26 pm
I’d cruz my cock between her penelopes.
Nose Huger | December 4, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Penolope makes my pee pee penelop.
Monica L. | December 4, 2007 at 1:28 pm
If you had a healthy sex drive and Hillary as your wife, wouldn’t you do the same thing as the Bill-dog?
Jimbo | December 4, 2007 at 1:31 pm
@8 When are you going to die you worthless troll?
Schnozilla | December 4, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Oh No! Schnozirra! She does have a very big nose. It could probably provide shade for small villages if necessary.
cinder | December 4, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Wow. That blue is the yesteryears of my prom dresses. But more sea blue. My eyeshadow was a sliver of silver, not blue.
yukadoozer | December 4, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Hopefully Billy held it together and didn’t wipe anything on her blue dress.
Jimbo | December 4, 2007 at 1:39 pm
Is #13 talking to himself again?
Jimbo | December 4, 2007 at 1:40 pm
@15 Cinder, the biger question is how do you look out of the dress?
Love Her Dress | December 4, 2007 at 1:41 pm
I think she might be too skinny and pretty for Bill’s taste.
Jumpin_J | December 4, 2007 at 1:44 pm
I’d like to give the ol presidential pardon, if ya know what I mean. Oh wait, she dated Tom Cruise, right? EEEUUUUUW! Never mind.
cinder | December 4, 2007 at 1:45 pm
biger badger! Like Perez says, it is better to autograph than to telepath
Edwa | December 4, 2007 at 1:47 pm
She is hot and gorgeous! I saw her profile on millionaire and celebrity dating site millionairefriends.com.
MMB | December 4, 2007 at 1:48 pm
did anyone ever figure out where the hell those Indians that were spamming with meetrich ads came up with the phrase “fertile douches”???? that was too wierd.
Hundredaire Friend | December 4, 2007 at 1:52 pm
I would totally spackle her face with my man seed. Oh, and I heard there are lots of viruses on millionairefriends.com… almost as many viruses as Paris’ kitty.
sunshine | December 4, 2007 at 1:53 pm
Another blue dress for Bill to leave his stain on.
Vince Lombardi | December 4, 2007 at 1:53 pm
In training camp, we used to haze the rookies by rolling them up in bedspreads and parading them around. They looked just like this broad. Except they were hairier.
Texas Tranny | December 4, 2007 at 1:54 pm
It is a nice dress Val.
Hundredaire Friend | December 4, 2007 at 1:55 pm
I would totally spackle her face with my man seed. Oh, and I heard there are lots of viruses on millionairefriends.com… almost as many viruses as Paris’ kitty.
Texas Tranny | December 4, 2007 at 1:55 pm
It is a nice dress Val.
Mal Reynolds | December 4, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Clinton was shown a picture of an aspiring actress and asked if he remembered her.
He said, “She has a face I’ve come across before, but I can’t recall her name.”
Shallo Val is a bitch, I know......w/e | December 4, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Hey TT, are you all having problems getting your blogs on?
combustion8 | December 4, 2007 at 2:18 pm
my god shes ugly, she looks like friggin gonzo.
Texas Tranny | December 4, 2007 at 2:22 pm
It takes for FUCKING ever to post.
grobpilot | December 4, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Reminds of a fucking chihuahua. Or a parrot.
oh yeah | December 4, 2007 at 3:05 pm
bill is such a friggin’ gonad.
penelope is ugly
Geoff | December 4, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Bill could shove a cigar up her who-ha that one of her close relatives rolled for him.
Slickster | December 4, 2007 at 3:11 pm
LOL!!!
The “Swish” comment had my dying!!!
FluffBunny | December 4, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Wow that dress is cool, she looks like a present with a giant bow on top.
Thora | December 4, 2007 at 3:14 pm
Please please please bring back the old way of viewing photos.
I HATE the extra steps that I now have to take in order to view a full sized version of the images.
PLEASE let me see my pics without the redundant extra step.
The White Urkel | December 4, 2007 at 3:42 pm
Leave it to the worst president ever to come up with that crappy line. No, I am not a GB fan either. He is just as bad but in a different way.
Pen is pretty hot though and I would love to eat her taco!
Malffy Hernandes | December 4, 2007 at 3:48 pm
As a proud portugese woman I hate Spainards. Sorry.
m88 | December 4, 2007 at 4:05 pm
As a proud spanish woman I hate portuguese. Sorry.
ana | December 4, 2007 at 4:08 pm
she looks absolutely beautiful
ana | December 4, 2007 at 4:09 pm
she looks absolutely beautiful
SheLooksGood | December 4, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Penelope looks great. The only way she’d look better is gasping for air as i do her doggie. Clinton is a chronic masturbator (ask Monica) and never had a chance.
Jennifer | December 4, 2007 at 4:13 pm
Yeah we all know that aside from being a compulsive liar, Bill is a sex-addict. Nothing wrong with sex, but Bill is a man-whore with control issues (I mean he raped a few women so obviously he has control issues). What a dirty little man.
D. Cheney | December 4, 2007 at 4:54 pm
Clinton is a pig and he was a terrible president. I hated those 8 years of peace and prosperity. Thank God the voters came to their senses and allowed GWB to change all that.
no1justminda | December 4, 2007 at 6:33 pm
She totally stole that off the life-size Barbie at Toys R Us
| December 4, 2007 at 6:52 pm
She’s so gorgeous.
TheLostGirl | December 4, 2007 at 7:50 pm
Is she wearing a giant ribbon? WTF! LOL ROTFL