
Penelope Cruz and her sister Monica Cruz spent the week in Ibiza debuting their Autumn/Winter fashion collection which they were hired to design for fashion brand Mango. Which nobody actually cares about, I just wanted an excuse to post these pictures of them in their bikinis. And you know what else I want an excuse to do? Uppercut a baby panda in the jaw. Those sons of bitches think they’re so cute. Who’s cute now?!
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Girls, don’t slump your shoulders when you’re in a bikini. It makes your breasts sag. Well–not *yours*; you’re just fat.
I know no one here cares about what I’m about to write. I’m sorry I just have to do it. So #44 women with a low waist/hips ratio should stay skinny, but what about those with a wide pelvic bone structure? No way of changing it. I mean, a 25.5/37 ratio is pretty nice when you have a good rack to it, but what about the gap of exact 1.57 inches between your legs? I’m tired of wondering what pants suit it better, I’d rather go without.
How come one has tits & the other doesn’t?
Someone get implants? I don’t know much about either of them, so I ask in all seriousness.
jeez they look so much alike, I can barely tell which one is which. They’re strange looking;sort of ugly…and yet pretty at the same time. They’re bodies are not that impressive though, espc for chics touting a bikini line.
#45,
Thank you for your inconsequential response to my post. I appreciate the fact that you read it.
#53 You’ve got to be kidding me. Do all the sisters you know have the same sized breasts?
Penelope iz really a man
after all, zhe
acted like zhe had the hottz
for Tomz gayazz///
Zhe lookz zo bad with the
wet hair look
and the big noze look…
Okay, Italian Stallion I’m sorry! I know I’m gay. Want to roll in the hay?
Okay, Italian Stallion I’m sorry! I know I’m gay. Want to roll in the hay?
#25, 32, 57 you seriously need to consider therapy and a life, much like the rest of you people who spin time posting garbage about these images. Keep watching E! and wondering whether people like you or not, or just do yourself a favor crawl under a rock until you develop a little bit of character and self-esteem … if that doesn’t work, stay on Prozac. Cheers! carry on …
everyone shut thefuck up and come eat this pussy
everyone shut thefuck up and come eat this pussy
check out the movie ‘woman on top’–penelope looks freakin beautiful in that movie. she’s gained weight since then, but i don’t care. i like her, i think she’s cute. so is her sister. i’d rather see these pics than ones involving britney’s ass.
Their father must walk around with a constant hard on, er, i mean he must be very, very proud.
#60=mr.zam: I’m not on prozac
or any other doctor
perzcribed drug, zo fuck U..Y don’t
cha juzt have her babiez already…
either hate or STFU, ztupidfuck?
#32/43=bezt 2 poztz
let’s face it, if any of us saw that skank at the pool/beach and she was just a regular person, you wouldn’t think twice about it, let alone hit on her.
PS…to #3…ummmm….sure. Your parents must be so proud.
Harry is a Horcrux… Harry lives and Voldemort dies in Deathly Hallows!
Moni rocks!!! She is so amazing!!!
The boy with her is Paolo her futur husband ;)
Here are some more porkbellies to add to the Britney list. No one needs to see these fat pigs on the beach. Fish, give us some beautiful women to look at, please.
Not one girl who commented this page is hotter then penelope. 97 percent of america isnt hotter then penelope. In fact, if they were even close to her weight i would be surprised. Please Fat American women yes im talking to you beyonce, oprah listen up, go to the gym and stop coming in my store and sitting your fat asses in my seat, and taking your poor husbands money, poor husbands get stuck with these huge hippos, who should be attractions at fairs, not women we have to look at in public. give me a break people.
That guy with Monica Cruz is a hot stud.
Love to have him fuck me
oh come on, we’d all do her
yea, we’d all do her
about ten yearz
ago..look at her face
she lookz like
my ugly aunt from up
fuckin North, grozz…..
Pluz, zhe lied to the world
about Cruize..juzt a pond
in hiz zick world of liez that
he weavez..fucking lier, fag
she’s so cute i love her
whoever said she’s too skinny is an idiot! whoever said that much be a fat shit
Pic 15 is actually a promo shot for “La Laguna Azul”, coming soon to Telemundo. It’s about a couple of hirsute little Spaniards who get stranded on an island because they’re too damn lazy to swim ninety yards back to civilization. They never get around to building shelter, but they do figure out how to make a mean tapas out of minnows and fresh guano.
#73 So you’re genetically programmed to turn into your fuggo aunt in ten years? You’ll be ugly AND stupid, then, right? Suh-weeet!
And P.S. no one will be doing you either, azzzzzwipe.
Like so many celebrities who look like beauty godesses on the big screen, Penelope has in real life the average beauty features of your next-door girl. Which should’nt come as a shock. That’s the way the business works.
Still, she’s an outstanding professional dancer, a polyglot, and she has done some volunteer work in Uganda. Which is more than enough to earn my respect.
The thing I don’t understand is why such an obviously smart girl would end up dating Tom -frickin’ Thetan- Cruise.
My favorite thing to do is play with expeditus and his horse. I used to visit him on his farm at kids. He taught me how to suck big horse dick. We also fucked them for fun. On his uncles farm there is nothing else to do but get kinky with the horses. Anyway, the summer I spent there was the best ever in my life. I am now gay and can take the biggest dick that any sweet guy has to offer me. I love my gay life.
great body, not so great face, even worse acting. still better off than most. i say let her do her thing.
(79) Please come back to the farm. Let’s play cowboys and Indians
with our horses. You know how I love our horseplaying. I miss your
small horse dick in my ass. Make sure that you bring your strap on
and your fake boobs. Your going to be the girl first, then I will after you
blow me. I can’t wait to play with you. You are the most fun that I ever had on
my farm. Love you, cum soon. My dick is hard.
I want to have a threesome with the Cruz sisters!
Mexican girls–hmm hmmmma and sisters–ohhh the good times I remember
It is because of obscene displays like this that Jesis has kept their people hungry and short. Jesis can understand the dirty things they do in Spanish and he definitely does not approve of bare middriffs on any Catholic!!
Blessings,
Roberta
I heard that one of them goes shopping with a little child sometimes, so I think that they may have secret children that they hide from the public. This is sort of like the secretly married celebrity that is hiding it from the public, but now they do it with their kids. What do you expect from someone who once dated Tom Cruise.
she looks great. who designed that bathing suite.
She is very hot.
penelope is beautiful, she is one of those that doesn’t have to pound on the make-up to look gorgeous (spanglish) like many others (carmen electra), (jessica simpson), she prolly wakes up looking absolutely gorgeous
oh my lady gaga!
thanks you so much
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