There are exactly two things people are going to talk about regarding last night’s Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides premiere: Did anyone even ask for this movie? Penelope Cruz‘s cleavage, and How hard can Johnny Depp sell out? Vanessa Hudgens‘ outfit. Which is a shame considering one of these chicks isn’t even in the movie, but takes a lot of naked photos and wears revealing clothing all the time.
Wait. Did I say shame? Because I meant everything that’s right and pure about America. That stuff.
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Asking for a Black Pearl necklace.
She’s being attacked by tarantulas.
ew. she looks disgusting. I hate it when short people try too hard to look tall. damn just accept the fact that you’re a midget and wwear appropriate clothes and shoes.
ew , allie. you sound so insecure. you must be a tall, lanky white chick with a flat ass who’s first boyfriend left her for a short, hot chick. bummer.
She is HOT! I am tried of insecure people taking it out on cute girls with great bodies. Get a life…..
Reno, you need your head checked. Ugly girls hate on pretty ones. Happens all the time. You are so fucked up. Get a life.
Probably a fat fuck with stretch marks, potted, oily skin and shit stains in all your panties.
Sorry babe, You opened yourself up for that.
terry, I’m sure Reno is crying over everything you and the other mongs said. Feel better?
nice see-through bathrobe.
Apparently fat menopausal hat-wearing women love pirates.
LOL
Can somebody explain me please why everybody thinks Penelope Cruz is a beauty or a great actress ?? She is plain in her looks and her acting, at least for me.
I agree. Not a good actress and definitely not a beautiful woman. All I see when I look at her is a huge nose with pointy ears. The Superficial writer should make her look better like he did with Aguilera…
Penelope Cruz married.I don’t want a psycho husband who uses a nail gun to stalk me, so I’ll take Vanessa Hudgens…….She’s 18 right? Or Rocco in C ward gonna have a new Bitch!
She reminds of a chihuahua for some reason.
+1
..me..
She’s cute and all, until you picture Tom Cruise giving her a dirty sanchez with his his dick.
You needn’t be concerned, any sex she had with Cruise involved a giant strap-on and Tom learning the meaning of the word “respect.”
Penelope: “Now, bark like a dog!”
Tom: “Ruff-ruff! OwwwwwoooooOOOOOOO!”
I love this girl – she is so cute
I bet you love her more than you do yourself. And you know yourself better supposedly. Watch out, you are a victim of marketing. You should do some introspection, loving an image that’s sold to you is stupid.
that wonky eye kills me.
I’m seeing stranger tides just looking at the crowd there. I’m talking to you, Guy With the Red Coonskin Hat.
She looks a bit insane if you compare one eye to the other.
A sheik look suits Hudgens a thousand times better than a 70′s hobo burnout look.
Penelope is lazy eyed with a moth face
she should die imo
She’s starting to look a little like Rachel Ray…
I guess plastering on all that makeup took too much time so she just ran out in her robe.
What fucking amazing shoes are Van Hudg wearing? She looks like pure hot sex. Yum! -but seriously, what are those shoes??!!
Her shoes are called “Roger”, and they hate you.
It’s actually not a red coonskin hat “stinky mcpoop” it’s a “pirate” bandana!!!
Ray Liotta?
Even Ashley is thinking: “Get this drunk bitch off of me”.
Penelope no. Vanessa a big yes.
Fantasy threesome.
Is there a sequel to his movie blow going on?
getoutahere?
……….SHE HAS NEW DENTURES?
I did it, for Johnny.