Penelope Cruz & Vanessa Hudgens: ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ Premiere
There are exactly two things people are going to talk about regarding last night’s Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides premiere:
Did anyone even ask for this movie? Penelope Cruz’s cleavage, and How hard can Johnny Depp sell out? Vanessa Hudgens’ outfit. Which is a shame considering one of these chicks isn’t even in the movie, but takes a lot of naked photos and wears revealing clothing all the time.
Wait. Did I say shame? Because I meant everything that’s right and pure about America. That stuff.
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