Penelope Cruz & Vanessa Hudgens: ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ Premiere

May 9th, 2011 // 37 Comments

There are exactly two things people are going to talk about regarding last night’s Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides premiere: Did anyone even ask for this movie? Penelope Cruz‘s cleavage, and How hard can Johnny Depp sell out? Vanessa Hudgens‘ outfit. Which is a shame considering one of these chicks isn’t even in the movie, but takes a lot of naked photos and wears revealing clothing all the time.

Wait. Did I say shame? Because I meant everything that’s right and pure about America. That stuff.

Photos: Getty, Splash News

superficial

  1. Asking for a Black Pearl necklace.

  2. She’s being attacked by tarantulas.

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    Allie Reno
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    ew. she looks disgusting. I hate it when short people try too hard to look tall. damn just accept the fact that you’re a midget and wwear appropriate clothes and shoes.

    • a short tall person

      ew , allie. you sound so insecure. you must be a tall, lanky white chick with a flat ass who’s first boyfriend left her for a short, hot chick. bummer.

    • terry

      Reno, you need your head checked. Ugly girls hate on pretty ones. Happens all the time. You are so fucked up. Get a life.
      Probably a fat fuck with stretch marks, potted, oily skin and shit stains in all your panties.
      Sorry babe, You opened yourself up for that.

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    Allie Reno
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    nice see-through bathrobe.

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    Apparently fat menopausal hat-wearing women love pirates.

  6. KV

    Can somebody explain me please why everybody thinks Penelope Cruz is a beauty or a great actress ?? She is plain in her looks and her acting, at least for me.

    • Asoto

      I agree. Not a good actress and definitely not a beautiful woman. All I see when I look at her is a huge nose with pointy ears. The Superficial writer should make her look better like he did with Aguilera…

  7. God is Black

    Penelope Cruz married.I don’t want a psycho husband who uses a nail gun to stalk me, so I’ll take Vanessa Hudgens…….She’s 18 right? Or Rocco in C ward gonna have a new Bitch!

  8. grobpilot

    She reminds of a chihuahua for some reason.

  9. grobpilot

    ..me..

  10. She’s cute and all, until you picture Tom Cruise giving her a dirty sanchez with his his dick.

    • Bucky Barnes

      You needn’t be concerned, any sex she had with Cruise involved a giant strap-on and Tom learning the meaning of the word “respect.”
      Penelope: “Now, bark like a dog!”
      Tom: “Ruff-ruff! OwwwwwoooooOOOOOOO!”

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    I love this girl – she is so cute

    • gogo

      I bet you love her more than you do yourself. And you know yourself better supposedly. Watch out, you are a victim of marketing. You should do some introspection, loving an image that’s sold to you is stupid.

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    analise
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    that wonky eye kills me.

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    I’m seeing stranger tides just looking at the crowd there. I’m talking to you, Guy With the Red Coonskin Hat.

  14. eek

    She looks a bit insane if you compare one eye to the other.

  15. A sheik look suits Hudgens a thousand times better than a 70′s hobo burnout look.

  16. tiffini

    Penelope is lazy eyed with a moth face

    she should die imo

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    Cher X
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    She’s starting to look a little like Rachel Ray…

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    argleblargle
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    I guess plastering on all that makeup took too much time so she just ran out in her robe.

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    Like a G6
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    What fucking amazing shoes are Van Hudg wearing? She looks like pure hot sex. Yum! -but seriously, what are those shoes??!!

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    It’s actually not a red coonskin hat “stinky mcpoop” it’s a “pirate” bandana!!!

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    Ponkur
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    Ray Liotta?

  22. Vanessa Hudgens Ashley Tisdale Pirates Of The Caribbean On Stranger Tides Premiere
    Sin
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    Even Ashley is thinking: “Get this drunk bitch off of me”.

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    tlmck
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    Penelope no. Vanessa a big yes.

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    tlmck
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    Fantasy threesome.

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    Is there a sequel to his movie blow going on?

  26. the captain

    getoutahere?
    ……….SHE HAS NEW DENTURES?

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    Everybody run
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    I did it, for Johnny.

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