Paz Vega in a bikini = International MILF

August 5th, 2008 // 90 Comments

This is Spanish actress/model Paz Vega (Spanglish) chilling in a bikini while playing with her son at the beach. If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to quietly hope her husband gets eaten by a shark and she realizes she can only find comfort in the arms of a man who writes with such passion and intensity he must be hung like a Clydesdale. Then, when that guy dumps her, I’ll make my move.

Photos: Flynet
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  1. @48

    *yawns* more excuses

    Ever been to a beach in Europe or South America? There are plenty of non-celebrity moms there in good shape like Paz. Are you saying they are all rich with nannies and personal trainers? Please. It doesn’t take money, it takes hard work, discipline, and carrying about looking good for your man, traits that many American women lack.

  2. Zucchini

    She looks like my grandfather

  3. veggi

    I’d rather date a black dude than Hispanic. The blacks are rougher (good) but the Hispanics cheat too much.

  4. Charles Few

    No. 53:

    Your grandfather has a great ass.

  5. Dr. John Blackheart

    Oh God I wanna hit that white ass doggy style while her husband watches

  6. Harry Ballzack

    #6 – Rick …. you got no taste boy
    #7 – Karen – Me–0w … jealousy is a sin
    # 12 = troll
    # – 17 – No story …. just wholehearted goodness for mine eyes
    #25 – Hahahaha … THEY’RE ALL …. your favorite …. right sweety?
    #49…nobody paid attention to you when you were #12 either

    #51 – you have earned your own fucked-up paragraph…yes – I’ve been to beaches in Spain-Italy-Greece-France and it looks like everybody is refusing to engage your rhetoric. So you just keep going on and on until somebody does. (Enter Harry Ballzack) So how’s that workin for ya bub? Being “AMERICAN !!! ” I love our women. I love YOUR women. And HAVE !!! European women are the loosest bitches on the face of the planet !! I offer as proof ….They’ll fuck european men won’t they???? But mostly, I hate presumptive, little arrogant, shit headed european men who think they and their hairy women are gods gift to the earth. That’s workin like a mother-fucker for ME

    *All-Hail-Nudity*

  7. your mommma

    She’s very beautiful in such a natural way. Normally I would say she is too skinny but it fits her frame very well.
    The picture of her laughing at her son is adorable, what a cute family.

  8. your mommma

    She’s very beautiful in such a natural way. Normally I would say she is too skinny but it fits her frame very well.
    The picture of her laughing at her son is adorable, what a cute family.

  9. gay is good

    She is hideous

  10. cranky

    I’d eat a bucket of shit to get at that bunghole.

  11. Tom Leykis

    I am short, fat, bald and old (51).

    I have been married 4 times and arrested for beating one of my wives.

    I think I am God’s gift to women but because most of them will not give me
    the time of day, I hate them all, while pretending to like the pretty ones so no one will realize I am gay. I hate myself.

  12. @61, heh heh troll, I just had a birthday so I’m 52. If you’re going to be my troll get your facts straight.

    How did I get married four times if women won’t give me the time of day? I have money and a little fame, so there are plenty of hot young women who want to get close to me.

  13. titsonsnack

    Um, her body looks nice but so fucking what? Why is this on here? Where is the celebrity gossip in this? I don’t even know who Paz Vega is! Next!

  14. Who is Tom Leykis

    Is this for real? The guy on the radio? I thought he was funny as shit!

  15. Mario

    She has the body of a teenage boy

  16. OldGuy

    Can’t take my eyes off pic 2. Damn.

  17. Jim

    Re: 7. Karen – August 5, 2008 11:28 AM

    “Spanish actress/model” = American maid at Best Western who gets chosen to skip an hour of her shift to fuck the boss.

    This comment sums up why non-American women are, hands down, superior to American women. What a catty/jealous attitude.

  18. granada

    I hope Kim Kardashian has paper & a pen out; she should be taking notes on what a real ass looks like.

  19. atoz

    Cute mom and adorable babe. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site “”"”"”"”"W e a l t h y L o v e s.co m”"”"”"”"” last month. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?

  20. spanish girl

    Stop eating fries and you’ll see how your body changes..genetics is important but the mediterranean eating can help.

  21. BaconRain

    Nice toilet.

    Plus I love International MILF, great store

  22. Ted Mosby

    I’d Spanglish that!

  23. stoplookingatme

    For anyone even partially aroused by these photos, do yourself a favor rent “Sex and Lucia,” starring Paz Vega in her prime (age 25, looked more like 20). She’s partially or fully nude in many (most?) scenes and the whole film is basically Spanish soft-core with a decent storyline. Enjoy!

  24. lalalala

    @74, Spanish softcore? I’d purely label it European cinema.

  25. meeatu

    damn i love mediteranins sluts mthey should exporte them all

  26. K

    You guys are just fags.
    “YOU AMERICANS”? FYI, ANYONE who eats right and does proper exercise can have a great body. Second, America isn’t even the fattest country anymore.

  27. Gabi

    Now, really. I know you probably don’t know the difference-she’s a Spaniard, therefore, European. That means she’s not Latina, she’s Southern European. You wouldn’t call an Italian or a French Latino, would you? Maybe Spanish would be acceptable because of the Spanish language, but that is.

    Also, she’s not a model. She’s an actress. Period. And yes, many women in Europe-and probably in the States too- are still in good shape after motherhood.

  28. Gabrielle

    Now, really. I know you probably don’t know the difference-she’s a Spaniard, therefore, European. That means she’s not Latina, she’s Southern European. You wouldn’t call an Italian or a French Latino, would you? Maybe Spanish would be acceptable because of the Spanish language, but that is.

    Also, she’s not a model. She’s an actress. Period. And yes, many women in Europe-and probably in the States too- are still in good shape after motherhood.

  29. Karen

    Spaniards are Hispanic. They, along with the French, Italian, and Portuguese are also considered Latin. Latino often refers to those of Spanish descent born in Latin America. Although Latino is Spanish for Latin and does not indicate race, just ethnic background.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latino

  30. Redskyatnight

    You know, you dumb Americans should be aware that Spain is not Mexico or Puerto Rico or any Latin American country. Just like the US used to be a British colony, so these countries used to be. English is spoken in the US and the UK, this is hard, so read slowly THAT DOESN’T MEAN THE US AND THE UK ARE THE SAME. Spanish is spoken in Spain and in Mexico or Puerto Rico THAT DOESN’T MEAN THEY ARE THE SAME.

    So Paz Vega doesn’t say aye papi, just as an Englishman doesn’t say yeeha ride em cowboy, and I don’t know how many Spanish women are working in Best Western as maids seeing as most Spanish people don’t leave Spain, they don’t have to, in fact people are MOVING in droves to Spain including tons of Americans who are always puking (or are those the Brits?)

    SPAIN, country in YIRRUP. Puerto Rico country in North America.

    I hope your brains don’t explode from that. This refers to those who are ignorant. If you can read a map and are in fact aware that Latin America is not Spain, this has nothing to do with you. Get thee a brain

  31. lars

    Paz looks great here – natural (even though a little droopy) before the recent change . . . . Paz Vega just got plastic surgery or small breasts implants for Carmen. You can tell just by the hump and separated breasts (when the arms go up. I had a girlfriend who did this. Sad. Fake=Turnoff in my book.

    And I agree. Latin actresses are hot, but if they have cosmetic work done I’ll be the first to go with a hot Asian, Black, Biracial, or Blonde -(who’s naturally firm and beautiful. Salma and the rest have done the same, and it’s too bad.

  32. OR lost a lot of weight. Check her old bikini pics.

    http://www.20th-century-sex.com/stars/paz-vega/paz-vega_14.jpg

    Looks great here though, the face is a little poor man’s peneloppe cruz though, but in that bikini who’s looking at her face.

  33. her body is SICK….wtf?

  34. um…..you may be right “She’s had work done” ….her butt is much squishier in the old photo.

  35. Toejammn'

    SWEET.

  36. yum

    can you spell MILF?

  37. lisa

    wow, she has an amazing shape for being a mom. and for being human.

  38. juan perez

    i wish you very much

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