Paz Vega in a bikini = International MILF

August 5th, 2008 // 90 Comments

This is Spanish actress/model Paz Vega (Spanglish) chilling in a bikini while playing with her son at the beach. If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to quietly hope her husband gets eaten by a shark and she realizes she can only find comfort in the arms of a man who writes with such passion and intensity he must be hung like a Clydesdale. Then, when that guy dumps her, I’ll make my move.

Photos: Flynet
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  1. rough daddy

    now thats a great ass….

  2. Tom

    First?

    Also, great turd cutter for being a mom.

  3. Tom

    First?

    Also, great turd cutter for being a mom.

  4. Tom

    I guess I’ll settle for 2nd and 3rd.

  5. zegabe

    “fat!”

    “no! she’s perfect! almost too skinny!”

    “either you’re gay or fat as a whale”

    “and you are an ubernerd who’s never seen a real woman!”

    “shut up you faggot cunt!”

    “shut up acne boy and get out and meet some real women, wanker!”

    OK CAN WE SKIP ALL OF THIS NOW?

  6. Rick

    Kid, your mom’s a dirty skank.

  7. Karen

    “Spanish actress/model” = American maid at Best Western who gets chosen to skip an hour of her shift to fuck the boss.

  8. dirt chicken

    Man, that’s the same bikini MY mom used to wear to the beach ! I wonder if that little bastard is pitching a tent in his pampers ?

  9. Greg

    #2 and #3 Tom is obviously very young! His comments speak volumes of him!

  10. TimmyHorseShlon

    I would floss with that G-string. Yummy pooper!

  11. Hey kid, no one wants to see mom’s tit. Ok, I’m lying… where’s picture #13?

  12. typical superficial loser

    She’s fat and ugly. Most housemaids look like her. Oh God I’m too good-looking for this world.

  13. Greg

    #2 and #3 Tom is obviously very young! His comments speak volumes of him!

  14. Deacon Jones

    @7
    Jealous a little , Karen?

    Ive always said, Spanish / Latino women are the hottest in the world. They take care of their bodies, are great cooks, and are the best lays around…just watch their fucking tempers.

  15. Trix

    Wishes that she could read an article without seen the immature people typing “First” who care who is first! OMG grow up!

  16. Trix

    Wishes that she could read an article without seeing the immature people typing “First” who care who is first! OMG grow up!

  17. my comment

    She’s pretty, nice bod, etc..

    BUT SO EFFIN’ WHAT? Where’s the story here?

  18. veggi

    I hope her son gets leucemia.

  19. I love the smell of MILF in the morning.

  20. Marc

    There’s an American mom in the background of that first picture.

  21. Tara

    Adam Sandler was one LUCKY man in Spanglish. She is absolutely gorgeous!

  22. Kram

    If you want to see a LOT more of Paz Vega, rent “Sex and Lucia”.

  23. sixpack

    pic # 2 is making 11:49AM at work that much better.

  24. havoc

    Damn, that’s the chick from Spanglish?

    Can you imagine railing that while she screams “Aye Papi!”

    I need a cigarette now…..

    .

  25. Lindsays

    She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"”"W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
    ?????????????????

  26. Blah

    That body had a baby recently; no way! She puts all women to shame w/ that figure; kids or no kids! I want to know her damn secret!

  27. ……NOW WE’RE TALKING!!

  28. Lukas Moodyson

    Show me love.

  29. @20 heh heh, you’re right!

    Just remember Paz Vega the next time some big fat American whale-woman uses “I had kids” as an excuse for her morbid obesity. For *many* American women (and excluding American actresses who know they need to get back into shape quickly after childbirth if they want to continue earning $$$) pregnancy = an excuse to eat like a pig and then keep 15-30 lbs. of permanent weight gain.

  30. sharpeidude

    She’s mucho caliente!

    The rest of you PUTAS that say otherwise can go eat refried beans out of a deadman’s asshole.

    ARIBA!!!

  31. ……I LIKE TO GET ANALLY RAPED.

  32. Zane

    Be fair – Dad, in pic 2, doesn’t exactly resemble a typical American dad (bald, beer gut, blank expression) either.

  33. Rondell T

    two words.

    jerking. now.

  34. milfhunter

    I would fuck that MILFalicious dry. That is what a mommy body should look like. Shame to all you fatties using childbirth as an excuse.

  35. daguz

    I see butt crack in picture 10… oops sorry wrong person… my bad.

  36. Charles Few

    Finally! An ass shot!

  37. typical male superficial commenter

    three words.

    tweezers…jerking. now.

  38. Not That Guy

    I’ve fucked uglier chicks than that. Recently.

  39. Nauta Nyg

    So…Kim’s ass is about 3-4 times as big. Do you really think that mudshark’s ass is better than this speek’s ass?

  40. John Bogad

    I love the comment…”so what wheres the story?”…Christ, that yummy ass in the bikini IS the story. Now if you’ll exuse me..three four words Sandpaper……KY…Jerkin Now

  41. John Bogad

    I love the comment…”so what wheres the story?”…Christ, that yummy ass in the bikini IS the story. Now if you’ll exuse me..three four words Sandpaper……KY…Jerkin Now

  42. faseforeal1

    great ass!!! thats a real ass!!!

  43. Kim Lardassian

    Just looked to see whether any teenage boys or anorexic women/girls called her fat? Almost surprised to see no one called her “fat” yet.

  44. Umm – yeah she is pretty hot for a mom. I dont know any new moms that have g strings shoved up their ass.

    Love,
    Nadia
    http://www.comedyhub.blogspot.com

  45. Renton says...

    Holy fuckin moly….that is ass-tastic BOING….

  46. literarycritic

    Yes, I’m a girl and yes, I’m jealous. But I can admit it, appreciate it and move on. Hot is hot, man.

  47. Beth

    “jerkin now” – really? To this? While using a porn machine that could get to the real stuff? Weird…maybe it’s the combo of the chick and the kid’s asses both showing.

  48. Tara

    @ 29 & 34

    To be fair, the reason why celebrities pop back into shape so fast and easily is because it’s their job to work out for hours a day while their nanny takes care of the kid. Other women don’t have that luxury…or the thousands of dollars to give to an amazing personal trainer. Popping back to a body like that isn’t cheap!

    Hence my lack of desire to EVER carry a baby lol.

  49. typical superficial loser

    Why does she look like a man?

  50. If that is what having a baby does to your body, sign me up!

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