This is Spanish actress/model Paz Vega (Spanglish) chilling in a bikini while playing with her son at the beach. If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to quietly hope her husband gets eaten by a shark and she realizes she can only find comfort in the arms of a man who writes with such passion and intensity he must be hung like a Clydesdale. Then, when that guy dumps her, I’ll make my move.
Photos: Flynet
now thats a great ass….
First?
Also, great turd cutter for being a mom.
First?
Also, great turd cutter for being a mom.
I guess I’ll settle for 2nd and 3rd.
“fat!”
“no! she’s perfect! almost too skinny!”
“either you’re gay or fat as a whale”
“and you are an ubernerd who’s never seen a real woman!”
“shut up you faggot cunt!”
“shut up acne boy and get out and meet some real women, wanker!”
OK CAN WE SKIP ALL OF THIS NOW?
Kid, your mom’s a dirty skank.
“Spanish actress/model” = American maid at Best Western who gets chosen to skip an hour of her shift to fuck the boss.
Man, that’s the same bikini MY mom used to wear to the beach ! I wonder if that little bastard is pitching a tent in his pampers ?
#2 and #3 Tom is obviously very young! His comments speak volumes of him!
I would floss with that G-string. Yummy pooper!
Hey kid, no one wants to see mom’s tit. Ok, I’m lying… where’s picture #13?
She’s fat and ugly. Most housemaids look like her. Oh God I’m too good-looking for this world.
#2 and #3 Tom is obviously very young! His comments speak volumes of him!
@7
Jealous a little , Karen?
Ive always said, Spanish / Latino women are the hottest in the world. They take care of their bodies, are great cooks, and are the best lays around…just watch their fucking tempers.
Wishes that she could read an article without seen the immature people typing “First” who care who is first! OMG grow up!
Wishes that she could read an article without seeing the immature people typing “First” who care who is first! OMG grow up!
She’s pretty, nice bod, etc..
BUT SO EFFIN’ WHAT? Where’s the story here?
I hope her son gets leucemia.
I love the smell of MILF in the morning.
There’s an American mom in the background of that first picture.
Adam Sandler was one LUCKY man in Spanglish. She is absolutely gorgeous!
If you want to see a LOT more of Paz Vega, rent “Sex and Lucia”.
pic # 2 is making 11:49AM at work that much better.
Damn, that’s the chick from Spanglish?
Can you imagine railing that while she screams “Aye Papi!”
I need a cigarette now…..
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She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"”"W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
?????????????????
That body had a baby recently; no way! She puts all women to shame w/ that figure; kids or no kids! I want to know her damn secret!
……NOW WE’RE TALKING!!
Show me love.
@20 heh heh, you’re right!
Just remember Paz Vega the next time some big fat American whale-woman uses “I had kids” as an excuse for her morbid obesity. For *many* American women (and excluding American actresses who know they need to get back into shape quickly after childbirth if they want to continue earning $$$) pregnancy = an excuse to eat like a pig and then keep 15-30 lbs. of permanent weight gain.
She’s mucho caliente!
The rest of you PUTAS that say otherwise can go eat refried beans out of a deadman’s asshole.
ARIBA!!!
……I LIKE TO GET ANALLY RAPED.
Be fair – Dad, in pic 2, doesn’t exactly resemble a typical American dad (bald, beer gut, blank expression) either.
two words.
jerking. now.
I would fuck that MILFalicious dry. That is what a mommy body should look like. Shame to all you fatties using childbirth as an excuse.
I see butt crack in picture 10… oops sorry wrong person… my bad.
Finally! An ass shot!
three words.
tweezers…jerking. now.
I’ve fucked uglier chicks than that. Recently.
So…Kim’s ass is about 3-4 times as big. Do you really think that mudshark’s ass is better than this speek’s ass?
I love the comment…”so what wheres the story?”…Christ, that yummy ass in the bikini IS the story. Now if you’ll exuse me..three four words Sandpaper……KY…Jerkin Now
I love the comment…”so what wheres the story?”…Christ, that yummy ass in the bikini IS the story. Now if you’ll exuse me..three four words Sandpaper……KY…Jerkin Now
great ass!!! thats a real ass!!!
Just looked to see whether any teenage boys or anorexic women/girls called her fat? Almost surprised to see no one called her “fat” yet.
Umm – yeah she is pretty hot for a mom. I dont know any new moms that have g strings shoved up their ass.
Love,
Nadia
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Holy fuckin moly….that is ass-tastic BOING….
Yes, I’m a girl and yes, I’m jealous. But I can admit it, appreciate it and move on. Hot is hot, man.
“jerkin now” – really? To this? While using a porn machine that could get to the real stuff? Weird…maybe it’s the combo of the chick and the kid’s asses both showing.
@ 29 & 34
To be fair, the reason why celebrities pop back into shape so fast and easily is because it’s their job to work out for hours a day while their nanny takes care of the kid. Other women don’t have that luxury…or the thousands of dollars to give to an amazing personal trainer. Popping back to a body like that isn’t cheap!
Hence my lack of desire to EVER carry a baby lol.
Why does she look like a man?
If that is what having a baby does to your body, sign me up!