This is Spanish actress/model Paz Vega (Spanglish) chilling in a bikini while playing with her son at the beach. If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to quietly hope her husband gets eaten by a shark and she realizes she can only find comfort in the arms of a man who writes with such passion and intensity he must be hung like a Clydesdale. Then, when that guy dumps her, I’ll make my move.
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rough daddy | August 5, 2008 at 11:18 am
now thats a great ass….
Tom | August 5, 2008 at 11:18 am
First?
Also, great turd cutter for being a mom.
Tom | August 5, 2008 at 11:18 am
First?
Also, great turd cutter for being a mom.
Tom | August 5, 2008 at 11:19 am
I guess I’ll settle for 2nd and 3rd.
zegabe | August 5, 2008 at 11:23 am
“fat!”
“no! she’s perfect! almost too skinny!”
“either you’re gay or fat as a whale”
“and you are an ubernerd who’s never seen a real woman!”
“shut up you faggot cunt!”
“shut up acne boy and get out and meet some real women, wanker!”
OK CAN WE SKIP ALL OF THIS NOW?
Rick | August 5, 2008 at 11:26 am
Kid, your mom’s a dirty skank.
Karen | August 5, 2008 at 11:28 am
“Spanish actress/model” = American maid at Best Western who gets chosen to skip an hour of her shift to fuck the boss.
dirt chicken | August 5, 2008 at 11:32 am
Man, that’s the same bikini MY mom used to wear to the beach ! I wonder if that little bastard is pitching a tent in his pampers ?
Greg | August 5, 2008 at 11:32 am
#2 and #3 Tom is obviously very young! His comments speak volumes of him!
TimmyHorseShlon | August 5, 2008 at 11:32 am
I would floss with that G-string. Yummy pooper!
RichPort | August 5, 2008 at 11:32 am
Hey kid, no one wants to see mom’s tit. Ok, I’m lying… where’s picture #13?
typical superficial loser | August 5, 2008 at 11:32 am
She’s fat and ugly. Most housemaids look like her. Oh God I’m too good-looking for this world.
Greg | August 5, 2008 at 11:33 am
#2 and #3 Tom is obviously very young! His comments speak volumes of him!
Deacon Jones | August 5, 2008 at 11:33 am
@7
Jealous a little , Karen?
Ive always said, Spanish / Latino women are the hottest in the world. They take care of their bodies, are great cooks, and are the best lays around…just watch their fucking tempers.
Trix | August 5, 2008 at 11:34 am
Wishes that she could read an article without seen the immature people typing “First” who care who is first! OMG grow up!
Trix | August 5, 2008 at 11:34 am
Wishes that she could read an article without seeing the immature people typing “First” who care who is first! OMG grow up!
my comment | August 5, 2008 at 11:34 am
She’s pretty, nice bod, etc..
BUT SO EFFIN’ WHAT? Where’s the story here?
veggi | August 5, 2008 at 11:35 am
I hope her son gets leucemia.
Sell Porn Make Money | August 5, 2008 at 11:38 am
I love the smell of MILF in the morning.
Marc | August 5, 2008 at 11:40 am
There’s an American mom in the background of that first picture.
Tara | August 5, 2008 at 11:42 am
Adam Sandler was one LUCKY man in Spanglish. She is absolutely gorgeous!
Kram | August 5, 2008 at 11:43 am
If you want to see a LOT more of Paz Vega, rent “Sex and Lucia”.
sixpack | August 5, 2008 at 11:50 am
pic # 2 is making 11:49AM at work that much better.
havoc | August 5, 2008 at 11:52 am
Damn, that’s the chick from Spanglish?
Can you imagine railing that while she screams “Aye Papi!”
I need a cigarette now…..
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Lindsays | August 5, 2008 at 12:04 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"”"W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
?????????????????
Blah | August 5, 2008 at 12:14 pm
That body had a baby recently; no way! She puts all women to shame w/ that figure; kids or no kids! I want to know her damn secret!
gerard Vandenberg | August 5, 2008 at 12:17 pm
……NOW WE’RE TALKING!!
Lukas Moodyson | August 5, 2008 at 12:17 pm
Show me love.
Tom Leykis | August 5, 2008 at 12:17 pm
@20 heh heh, you’re right!
Just remember Paz Vega the next time some big fat American whale-woman uses “I had kids” as an excuse for her morbid obesity. For *many* American women (and excluding American actresses who know they need to get back into shape quickly after childbirth if they want to continue earning $$$) pregnancy = an excuse to eat like a pig and then keep 15-30 lbs. of permanent weight gain.
sharpeidude | August 5, 2008 at 12:24 pm
She’s mucho caliente!
The rest of you PUTAS that say otherwise can go eat refried beans out of a deadman’s asshole.
ARIBA!!!
gerard Vandenberg | August 5, 2008 at 12:28 pm
……I LIKE TO GET ANALLY RAPED.
Zane | August 5, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Be fair – Dad, in pic 2, doesn’t exactly resemble a typical American dad (bald, beer gut, blank expression) either.
Rondell T | August 5, 2008 at 12:34 pm
two words.
jerking. now.
milfhunter | August 5, 2008 at 12:37 pm
I would fuck that MILFalicious dry. That is what a mommy body should look like. Shame to all you fatties using childbirth as an excuse.
daguz | August 5, 2008 at 12:37 pm
I see butt crack in picture 10… oops sorry wrong person… my bad.
Charles Few | August 5, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Finally! An ass shot!
typical male superficial commenter | August 5, 2008 at 12:38 pm
three words.
tweezers…jerking. now.
Not That Guy | August 5, 2008 at 12:39 pm
I’ve fucked uglier chicks than that. Recently.
Nauta Nyg | August 5, 2008 at 12:41 pm
So…Kim’s ass is about 3-4 times as big. Do you really think that mudshark’s ass is better than this speek’s ass?
John Bogad | August 5, 2008 at 12:44 pm
I love the comment…”so what wheres the story?”…Christ, that yummy ass in the bikini IS the story. Now if you’ll exuse me..three four words Sandpaper……KY…Jerkin Now
John Bogad | August 5, 2008 at 12:44 pm
I love the comment…”so what wheres the story?”…Christ, that yummy ass in the bikini IS the story. Now if you’ll exuse me..three four words Sandpaper……KY…Jerkin Now
faseforeal1 | August 5, 2008 at 12:49 pm
great ass!!! thats a real ass!!!
Kim Lardassian | August 5, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Just looked to see whether any teenage boys or anorexic women/girls called her fat? Almost surprised to see no one called her “fat” yet.
Nadia Sepid | August 5, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Umm – yeah she is pretty hot for a mom. I dont know any new moms that have g strings shoved up their ass.
Love,
Nadia
http://www.comedyhub.blogspot.com
Renton says... | August 5, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Holy fuckin moly….that is ass-tastic BOING….
literarycritic | August 5, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Yes, I’m a girl and yes, I’m jealous. But I can admit it, appreciate it and move on. Hot is hot, man.
Beth | August 5, 2008 at 1:09 pm
“jerkin now” – really? To this? While using a porn machine that could get to the real stuff? Weird…maybe it’s the combo of the chick and the kid’s asses both showing.
Tara | August 5, 2008 at 1:15 pm
@ 29 & 34
To be fair, the reason why celebrities pop back into shape so fast and easily is because it’s their job to work out for hours a day while their nanny takes care of the kid. Other women don’t have that luxury…or the thousands of dollars to give to an amazing personal trainer. Popping back to a body like that isn’t cheap!
Hence my lack of desire to EVER carry a baby lol.
typical superficial loser | August 5, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Why does she look like a man?
Famous Plastic | August 5, 2008 at 1:21 pm
If that is what having a baby does to your body, sign me up!