These Are Without A Doubt The Sexiest Bikini Photos We’ve Ever Posted

Pregnant, smoking, and a horribly misshapen ass from all the pregnant and smoking? Be still my heart, where does the sexy end and the alcoholic begin? That’s the mystery I want to solve once my boner stops having a boner. It’s like staring into the deep, beautiful blue eyes of the Lord. Assuming he’s Aryan. (Everyone offended here in every possible way? Fantastic. Moving on.)

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