Pregnant, smoking, and a horribly misshapen ass from all the pregnant and smoking? Be still my heart, where does the sexy end and the alcoholic begin? That’s the mystery I want to solve once my boner stops having a boner. It’s like staring into the deep, beautiful blue eyes of the Lord. Assuming he’s Aryan. (Everyone offended here in every possible way? Fantastic. Moving on.)
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Legitimate question: Is she pregnant? If so, the cigarette is probably not a great idea, but then again, it could just cancel out the retardation caused by the fact that Paz is the child’s mother. So, really, she is being extremely intelligent in taking preventative measures.
If she was really intelligent about taking preventive measures, she wouldn’t be pregnant now, would she?
Valid point. I assume you know I was kidding. She should not reproduce, and I am so confused as to who would inseminate this. A confused necrophiliac is my million dollar guess.
Along with the cigarette being a bad idea, don’t forget that pesky opiate habit and the booze.
I see… nipple!
lucky! all i see is sadness :(
Yay! Redemption!
She’s clenching! Keep that little turtle head in, you’re almost there, champ!
Take another day off Fish, we don’t need to see pictures like this!
Hey, look on the bright side. At least it’s not as hairy as Kim Kardashian’s
No, but what are the two tabs sticking out?
That’s the outer sides of her tattoo that reads “EXIT ONLY” which should also give you an idea of how she may have gotten pregnant.
cottage cheese anyone?
Umm…yeah.
Any erections I got from her performing in Boardwalk Empire I systematically deny.
By the way, did they ever kill her off? I can’t even remember
Hey Deacon: Yeah, they wrote her out of the show because they apparently got sick of her acting like, well, Paz de la Huerta. For most of season 2 she is stuck taking care of the baby she had with Van Alden, and towards the end of the season she abruptly disappears and leaves Van Alden to take care of the baby himself.
That Van Alden has all the luck.
is she in competition with Ke$ha for worst body in Hollywood?
This is awfully hard to masturbate to.
You know your a mess when The Internets don’t even censor your nipple, because the likely-hood of it being seen as sexual is so low.
Her breasts are the equivalent of African native women boobs in National Geographic They’re boobs, but it’s more of a scientific classification than a sexual one.
Yummo! And some EVOO!!
Perfection! The cross, bra, and cigarette really makes this whole ensemble come together.
Where boners go to die.
When I was a little kid it was views like this that taught me to never charge into bathrooms unexpectedly. Grandma had a smoother bum, though…
people bitchin about her smoking while pregnant need to back off.
she probably just forgot cuz shes drunk.
Still super hot.
Look, just admit that you jerk off to granny porn and call it a day, OK?
bandaids?!?
Damn you to hell for making me use the zoom on her ass. Yes band-aids and dirty enough to suggest they’ve been there a month or two.
Yeah !! What’s up with does ? Why does one have matching bandaids on the ass ? No clue
I thought they were tattoos. Or maybe covering new tattoos? Either way, gross.
The bandaids are there to keep the bikini from riding up.
Well, thank God we have Snooki’s Taint to clear that up.
Love the underarm. New look for the trendy people.
Who the hell is she kidding with that bikini?
I would still shag it so rotten. Even ugg and not giving a fuck that woman is still magic.
Wow my grandma has that same ass.
“My baby only likes unfiltered Lucky Strikes, otherwise it starts kicking.”
Seeing women in thongs have made me horny. They’ve made me disgusted. This is the first time a thong ever made me angry. I’m mad I saw this.
Perhaps getting shit-faced is her way of dealing with the gulf between the sexy, beautiful model/actress/celebrity image she tries to project and the reality.
You know you have hit rock bottom when you nipple slip and it doesn’t make the first photo in the gallery
EEEEWWWWWW
WHO IS SHE?
HER NAME IS PAZ DE LA HUERTA. IT SAYS SO RIGHT UP THERE UNDER THE ARTICLE.
I’ll bet it was Nucky Thompson !
Someone beat me to it ! Or maybe it was an entire high school graduating class?
An Army division? The entire UAW?
little careless for a mommy to be !
2 for the price of one !
2 for the price of NOOOOOO, my eyes!
You could make a lotta pizza with that much dough.
My mom who’s in her sixties has a much better ass than that with absolutely no cellulite on any part of her body.
Don’t smoke, drink or do drugs, kids. You can be lucid and a hottie in your golden years.
It might seem sleazy, but in the country she’s from changing from your bra to a bikini in a parking lot is actually fairly common.
The country she’s from is the USA. Yup, she is one of our’s. So proud.
What a disgusting train wreck of a pig!
That’s a doughy ass. She’s going downhill fast.
I can’t stop looking for for the slim chance I might see something I like.
Here we see Paz doing the walk of shame while on her way out of Photo Boy’s house.
I’m sorry Lieutenant Dan, she tasted like cigarettes.
I would eat it, but I would use a wet-nap first for sure.
It could have been worse… it could have been Madonna instead.
I FOUND WALDO!!
You poor thing. The only way we will forget over this one is if we get to see Christina Aguilera’s ass eating a thong.
sludge fest
Her born name was María de la Paz Elizabeth Sofía Adriana de la Huerta. Fuckin’ kid you not. No wonder.
I thought maybe it was a birth control patch…
all I can say is Classy….nothing wrong with a pregnant woman in a cute bikini but to just light up a smoke…gross.
It’s awesome that she went into the bathroom AFTER she got naked in the middle of the street.