These Are Without A Doubt The Sexiest Bikini Photos We’ve Ever Posted

November 26th, 2012 // 69 Comments

Pregnant, smoking, and a horribly misshapen ass from all the pregnant and smoking? Be still my heart, where does the sexy end and the alcoholic begin? That’s the mystery I want to solve once my boner stops having a boner. It’s like staring into the deep, beautiful blue eyes of the Lord. Assuming he’s Aryan. (Everyone offended here in every possible way? Fantastic. Moving on.)

Photo: Splash News

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  1. Paz De La Huerta Nipples Bikini Changing In Public
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    Welcome to Florida!

  2. Baron Otto Wilhelm

    workhorse

  3. Paz De La Huerta Nipples Bikini Changing In Public
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    Legitimate question: Is she pregnant? If so, the cigarette is probably not a great idea, but then again, it could just cancel out the retardation caused by the fact that Paz is the child’s mother. So, really, she is being extremely intelligent in taking preventative measures.

    • Schmidtler

      If she was really intelligent about taking preventive measures, she wouldn’t be pregnant now, would she?

      • Valid point. I assume you know I was kidding. She should not reproduce, and I am so confused as to who would inseminate this. A confused necrophiliac is my million dollar guess.

    • Enidaj

      Along with the cigarette being a bad idea, don’t forget that pesky opiate habit and the booze.

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    Jimmy
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    I see… nipple!

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    diego
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    She’s clenching! Keep that little turtle head in, you’re almost there, champ!

  6. achilles wrath

    Take another day off Fish, we don’t need to see pictures like this!

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    Arlene
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    Hey, look on the bright side. At least it’s not as hairy as Kim Kardashian’s

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    karlito
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    cottage cheese anyone?

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    Deacon Jones
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    Umm…yeah.

    Any erections I got from her performing in Boardwalk Empire I systematically deny.

    By the way, did they ever kill her off? I can’t even remember

    • LilDeuceDeuce

      Hey Deacon: Yeah, they wrote her out of the show because they apparently got sick of her acting like, well, Paz de la Huerta. For most of season 2 she is stuck taking care of the baby she had with Van Alden, and towards the end of the season she abruptly disappears and leaves Van Alden to take care of the baby himself.

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    karlito
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    is she in competition with Ke$ha for worst body in Hollywood?

  11. This is awfully hard to masturbate to.

  12. Paz De La Huerta Nipples Bikini Changing In Public
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    You know your a mess when The Internets don’t even censor your nipple, because the likely-hood of it being seen as sexual is so low.

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    ManRay
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    Yummo! And some EVOO!!

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    ManRay
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    Perfection! The cross, bra, and cigarette really makes this whole ensemble come together.

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    ManRay
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    Where boners go to die.

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    Sven Golly
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    When I was a little kid it was views like this that taught me to never charge into bathrooms unexpectedly. Grandma had a smoother bum, though…

  17. zomgbie

    people bitchin about her smoking while pregnant need to back off.
    she probably just forgot cuz shes drunk.

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    alex
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    Still super hot.

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    rican
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    bandaids?!?

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    Brett Ratner's sweaty ass hair
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    Love the underarm. New look for the trendy people.

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    Brett Ratner's sweaty ass hair
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    Who the hell is she kidding with that bikini?

  22. Paz De La Huerta Nipples Bikini Changing In Public
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    I would still shag it so rotten. Even ugg and not giving a fuck that woman is still magic.

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    FYou
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    Wow my grandma has that same ass.

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    ThisWillHurt
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    “My baby only likes unfiltered Lucky Strikes, otherwise it starts kicking.”

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    dontkillthemessenger
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    Seeing women in thongs have made me horny. They’ve made me disgusted. This is the first time a thong ever made me angry. I’m mad I saw this.

  26. Mary Feeney

    Perhaps getting shit-faced is her way of dealing with the gulf between the sexy, beautiful model/actress/celebrity image she tries to project and the reality.

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    Mike701
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    You know you have hit rock bottom when you nipple slip and it doesn’t make the first photo in the gallery

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    JANE
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    EEEEWWWWWW

  29. Paz De La Huerta Nipples Bikini Changing In Public
    JANE
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    WHO IS SHE?

  30. Paz De La Huerta Nipples Bikini Changing In Public
    Benny Hanna
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    I’ll bet it was Nucky Thompson !

  31. Paz De La Huerta Nipples Bikini Changing In Public
    Benny Hanna
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    Someone beat me to it ! Or maybe it was an entire high school graduating class?
    An Army division? The entire UAW?

  32. Paz De La Huerta Nipples Bikini Changing In Public
    Rchard Harrow
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    little careless for a mommy to be !

  33. Paz De La Huerta Nipples Bikini Changing In Public
    Rchard Harrow
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    2 for the price of one !

  34. Paz De La Huerta Nipples Bikini Changing In Public
    Cock Dr
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    You could make a lotta pizza with that much dough.

  35. Devilish Diva

    My mom who’s in her sixties has a much better ass than that with absolutely no cellulite on any part of her body.
    Don’t smoke, drink or do drugs, kids. You can be lucid and a hottie in your golden years.

  36. Paz De La Huerta Nipples Bikini Changing In Public
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    It might seem sleazy, but in the country she’s from changing from your bra to a bikini in a parking lot is actually fairly common.

  37. Porkpie

    What a disgusting train wreck of a pig!

  38. Paz De La Huerta Nipples Bikini Changing In Public
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    That’s a doughy ass. She’s going downhill fast.

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    Bionic_Crouton
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    I can’t stop looking for for the slim chance I might see something I like.

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    Ruckus
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    Here we see Paz doing the walk of shame while on her way out of Photo Boy’s house.

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    Ruckus
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    I’m sorry Lieutenant Dan, she tasted like cigarettes.

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    Ruckus
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    I would eat it, but I would use a wet-nap first for sure.

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    Ruckus
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    It could have been worse… it could have been Madonna instead.

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    Ruckus
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    I FOUND WALDO!!

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    Alex
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    You poor thing. The only way we will forget over this one is if we get to see Christina Aguilera’s ass eating a thong.

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    Alice Pooper
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    sludge fest

  47. Sliver

    Her born name was María de la Paz Elizabeth Sofía Adriana de la Huerta. Fuckin’ kid you not. No wonder.

  48. Paz De La Huerta Nipples Bikini Changing In Public
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    I thought maybe it was a birth control patch…

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    Kitty
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    all I can say is Classy….nothing wrong with a pregnant woman in a cute bikini but to just light up a smoke…gross.

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    Dick Trickle
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    It’s awesome that she went into the bathroom AFTER she got naked in the middle of the street.

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