Somehow between Dina and Lindsay Lohan, there was enough booze leftover for Paz de la Huerta to consume before walking the red carpet at HBO’s Boardwalk Empire premiere last night. So here she is somehow managing to look surprisingly hot for a woman I’m almost positive fell into a plant moments before pissing into Steve Buscemi’s pocket.
STEVE: How did you even do that?
PAZ: Ganas! *vomits up two Dickensian street urchins and a road flare*
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Looks like she just dated Chris Brown.
“Don’t you give me that sleepy eye thing again , or I’ll give you what for with the right hand followed closely by my left !”
Let’s just hope she continues to get naked on “Boardwalk” tho…
I was hoping she’d show us the snake tattoo & where it eventually crawls up into.
Awesome drunkface. One of the best. Funny, this is the best looking I’ve seen her on this site. It’s like I’m drunk too just from looking at her.
ye id fuck her…
then again..id fuck any hole on two legs…….*sigh* i really need to go to the doctors ..about that rash…
You may what to get your Dr. to look at your eyes too :)
ye id fuck her…
then again..id fuck any hole on two legs…….*sigh* i really need to go to the doctors ..about that rash…
I watched this girl lead a naked protest at a religious summer camp when she was eight years old because she was offended that boys could go shirtless and girls couldn’t.
She was talked down by a guy who is now one of the leading gay rights activists in Chicago.
True story, and still one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life.
That’s not a sassy comment, just the truth.
too awesome a story to ruin going to snopes
Go!!!
I was there!!!
If it is not on snopes it does not mean it is automatically true.
She’s not drunk she is clearly high on something, looks to me like herion…
I know this look very well. It usually starts 20 minutes after I put a Roofie in the hot girl’s drink at the club.
Advice: you’ve got about ten minutes to get her to your van on her own two feet.
chloroform works very fast , but you have to be close to the van , as they turn into a sack of potatoes immediately. I like to take care of business in the van , then leave them at a bus stop while they’re still groogy. They’re usually angry when they realize the y have no panties on and have a strange substance leaking from their vajajay, sso it’s always best to be elsewhere !
What happened to dinner and a movie?Lmao. I can’t stand these little broke bastards so eager to abuse a woman because they can’t get a job that allows them to take her out properly. That is when you stay home and utilize that nasty little porno collection you’ve been expanding.
Better yet, wait until date three to make a move and you’ll “trick” her into giving it up on a regular basis. That’s all you gotta do…be nice the entire way through and wait until date three.
….Have you checked out the prices on Chloroform and Rohypnol these days?—-Dinner, a movie, and some cheap vodka, and it’s off to STD heaven–works every time….Artofwar
Normally she doesn’t do it for me, but she looks pretty smokin’ here. Maybe becuase she’s drunk and I have .01% chance than usual.
She always manages to snatch hot mess from the jaws of hotness.
BTW, I think the mother of Satan’s child probably looks like this.
she looks like the fucking corpse bride. will someone please break into her apartment and steal all of her flesh colored lipsticks? make it stop.
Bet she’s wild in bed!
María de la Paz Elizabeth Sofía Adriana de la Huerta (Conchita Alonzo?)… .fuck’s sake that’s a long name for ya.
the longer the title, the less important the job
She’s part of the Spanish Nobility.
No, she’s not.
It’s like she’s actually TRYING to look like she’s in a mugshot! “Just practicing for later, ya’ll! Now, I need to go find someone to punch and then fall off a curb.”
she obviously got drunk and THEN put her makeup on.
Baha!
Her lipstick looks just like how Eminem’s white trash ex whore wears hers. Funny thing people look hotter when you are drunk, yet when a person is drunk and you are sober the drunkards look ugly a shit.
She’s a vile he-she.
agreed. what a foul specimen.
or she just did some smack….
That’s what I thought! She looks like she’s on downers. Look at the down-turned corners of her mouth.
I don’t understand these premieres they have for TV shows. Where are they held, in somebody’s living room?
she can black out drunk at my place any time.
Her older sister is the coolest thing on earth.
Sodomy, you’re trying too hard to make us believe you know her. Go take it up the ass.
She seems fun.
I sink I jus pee’d a little bit
She has great boobs, but has her face always looked like that?
This is her mugshot, right?
That’s exactly what I first thought!
The O face must be enough to reduce lesser men to puking.
She is so pretty… and the sex scene she did in Boardwalk Empire was really hot.
Perhaps she has some social anxiety problem? I could see this – I think actors are actors because they wish they were someone else.
Anyway, too bad she is f-ed up so bad. That is kinda sad to see anyone that f-ed up during an event they shouldn’t be – then you know they have a problem.
….Apparently you have yet to attend a premiere. It’s likened to a company Christmas party, but for important people. And like company Christmas parties, company policy goes out the proverbial window— where bosses and employees alike get wasted beyond all appropriateness, but unless you pull out a pistol and actually kill someone, come Monday morning all is forgiven, or mostly forgotten due to collective blackouts.
If it’s not considered appropriate to get– tore-up-from-the-floor-up– at a movie premiere, then it’s not appropriate to ever get drunk, anytime, in any place, and we all know that would just suck.
Besides, people who drink hard are not always trying to make themselves seem more exciting, but to make the rest of you seem more exciting to them…..Artofwar
Nope, never attended a premier. Also, where I work if you got totally shit faced a Christmas party you’d be canned.
LOL
Alcohol? I say heroin. Looks like she is nodding off.
ive seen horses sleep standing up before, but never one who had such great tits
God Damn she looks good in this one!
Paz DRUNK? I am shocked — SHOCKED!!!
Looks like just me think this woman is ridiculous….
I’m under the impression that she doesn’t really “get” drunk but rather sobers up only occasionally. She does look hotter here though. I’ve known functional alcoholics, maybe that’s her case.
don’t believe what you see.
her eyes were almost closed when this picture was taken.
anyway: NO ALCOHOL INVOLVED HERE!!
Aw man. I clicked this thinking it was that other Paz.
Paz Lenchantin from the Entrance Band?
That’s heroin, not alcohol.
derrrrp. lol
There’s a fine line between “I’m going to get laid” drunk, and “I’m going to have to shampoo barf out of my car” drunk. Welcome to it.
Her dress is so cute. The lipstick could’ve been a different color, though. And she’s standing remarkably well for being so inebriated.
It’s not like she’s all that great looking when she is sober.
Hello (hello)
Is there anybody in there
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone at home
This girl has never done anything for me, in the past, but there are a couple of pictures here where she is actually borderline attractive. Does that mean I’m drunk, too???
Paz face always looks like someone that was just release from Rikers Island for DUI over the weekend. But in certain lights she looks good with a banging bod.
She on the nod , folks. She’s using some narcotics by the look of it . I’d say she’s using heroin , or oxy .
I just love her. Endless entertainment.
Maybe she isn’t drunk, but in a trance. Is she dating Cris Angel? Women who sleep with Cris Angel usually demonstrate the same level of cognisance.
Yikes. She looks dead.
She should have ‘pazzed’ on that last shot…
I’ve never see it open its eyes so wide.
“You give me da money. I give you da sexy.”
Wait…..this is or isn’t Frank’s dead hooker Roxy?