Paz de la Huerta Got Drunk, Too

September 15th, 2011 // 72 Comments

Somehow between Dina and Lindsay Lohan, there was enough booze leftover for Paz de la Huerta to consume before walking the red carpet at HBO’s Boardwalk Empire premiere last night. So here she is somehow managing to look surprisingly hot for a woman I’m almost positive fell into a plant moments before pissing into Steve Buscemi’s pocket.

STEVE: How did you even do that?
PAZ: Ganas! *vomits up two Dickensian street urchins and a road flare*

Photo: Splash News


  1. Looks like she just dated Chris Brown.

    • Chris Brown

      “Don’t you give me that sleepy eye thing again , or I’ll give you what for with the right hand followed closely by my left !”

  2. OnTheRealThough

    Let’s just hope she continues to get naked on “Boardwalk” tho…

  3. Cock Dr

    I was hoping she’d show us the snake tattoo & where it eventually crawls up into.
    Awesome drunkface. One of the best. Funny, this is the best looking I’ve seen her on this site. It’s like I’m drunk too just from looking at her.

  4. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage
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    ye id fuck her…

    then fuck any hole on two legs…….*sigh* i really need to go to the doctors ..about that rash…

  5. ye id fuck her…

    then fuck any hole on two legs…….*sigh* i really need to go to the doctors ..about that rash…

  6. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    I watched this girl lead a naked protest at a religious summer camp when she was eight years old because she was offended that boys could go shirtless and girls couldn’t.
    She was talked down by a guy who is now one of the leading gay rights activists in Chicago.
    True story, and still one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life.
    That’s not a sassy comment, just the truth.

  7. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage
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    She’s not drunk she is clearly high on something, looks to me like herion…

  8. Jake

    I know this look very well. It usually starts 20 minutes after I put a Roofie in the hot girl’s drink at the club.

    Advice: you’ve got about ten minutes to get her to your van on her own two feet.

    • Bruce Chelmsford

      chloroform works very fast , but you have to be close to the van , as they turn into a sack of potatoes immediately. I like to take care of business in the van , then leave them at a bus stop while they’re still groogy. They’re usually angry when they realize the y have no panties on and have a strange substance leaking from their vajajay, sso it’s always best to be elsewhere !

      • BrandiLye

        What happened to dinner and a movie?Lmao. I can’t stand these little broke bastards so eager to abuse a woman because they can’t get a job that allows them to take her out properly. That is when you stay home and utilize that nasty little porno collection you’ve been expanding.

        Better yet, wait until date three to make a move and you’ll “trick” her into giving it up on a regular basis. That’s all you gotta do…be nice the entire way through and wait until date three.

      • Artofwar

        ….Have you checked out the prices on Chloroform and Rohypnol these days?—-Dinner, a movie, and some cheap vodka, and it’s off to STD heaven–works every time….Artofwar

  9. Normally she doesn’t do it for me, but she looks pretty smokin’ here. Maybe becuase she’s drunk and I have .01% chance than usual.

  10. dontkillthemessenger

    She always manages to snatch hot mess from the jaws of hotness.

    BTW, I think the mother of Satan’s child probably looks like this.

  11. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage
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    she looks like the fucking corpse bride. will someone please break into her apartment and steal all of her flesh colored lipsticks? make it stop.

  12. Brilliant Brother

    Bet she’s wild in bed!

  13. María de la Paz Elizabeth Sofía Adriana de la Huerta (Conchita Alonzo?)… .fuck’s sake that’s a long name for ya.

  14. It’s like she’s actually TRYING to look like she’s in a mugshot! “Just practicing for later, ya’ll! Now, I need to go find someone to punch and then fall off a curb.”

  15. zomgbie

    she obviously got drunk and THEN put her makeup on.

    • Meh

      Her lipstick looks just like how Eminem’s white trash ex whore wears hers. Funny thing people look hotter when you are drunk, yet when a person is drunk and you are sober the drunkards look ugly a shit.

  16. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage
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    She’s a vile he-she.

  17. jn

    or she just did some smack….

    • Mocaleenie

      That’s what I thought! She looks like she’s on downers. Look at the down-turned corners of her mouth.

  18. I don’t understand these premieres they have for TV shows. Where are they held, in somebody’s living room?

  19. she can black out drunk at my place any time.

  20. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage
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    She seems fun.

  21. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage
    tbone mcgiggins
    Commented on this photo:

    I sink I jus pee’d a little bit

  22. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage
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    She has great boobs, but has her face always looked like that?

  23. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage
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    This is her mugshot, right?

  24. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage
    Satan's bitch
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    The O face must be enough to reduce lesser men to puking.

  25. Dan

    She is so pretty… and the sex scene she did in Boardwalk Empire was really hot.

    Perhaps she has some social anxiety problem? I could see this – I think actors are actors because they wish they were someone else.

    Anyway, too bad she is f-ed up so bad. That is kinda sad to see anyone that f-ed up during an event they shouldn’t be – then you know they have a problem.

    • Artofwar

      ….Apparently you have yet to attend a premiere. It’s likened to a company Christmas party, but for important people. And like company Christmas parties, company policy goes out the proverbial window— where bosses and employees alike get wasted beyond all appropriateness, but unless you pull out a pistol and actually kill someone, come Monday morning all is forgiven, or mostly forgotten due to collective blackouts.

      If it’s not considered appropriate to get– tore-up-from-the-floor-up– at a movie premiere, then it’s not appropriate to ever get drunk, anytime, in any place, and we all know that would just suck.

      Besides, people who drink hard are not always trying to make themselves seem more exciting, but to make the rest of you seem more exciting to them…..Artofwar

      • Dan

        Nope, never attended a premier. Also, where I work if you got totally shit faced a Christmas party you’d be canned.

  26. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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  27. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage
    better than ezra
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    Alcohol? I say heroin. Looks like she is nodding off.

  28. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage
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    ive seen horses sleep standing up before, but never one who had such great tits

  29. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage
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    God Damn she looks good in this one!

  30. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage
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    Paz DRUNK? I am shocked — SHOCKED!!!

  31. Mayara

    Looks like just me think this woman is ridiculous….

  32. I’m under the impression that she doesn’t really “get” drunk but rather sobers up only occasionally. She does look hotter here though. I’ve known functional alcoholics, maybe that’s her case.

  33. forrest gump

    don’t believe what you see.
    her eyes were almost closed when this picture was taken.

  34. Aw man. I clicked this thinking it was that other Paz.

  35. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage
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    That’s heroin, not alcohol.

  36. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage
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    derrrrp. lol

  37. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage
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    There’s a fine line between “I’m going to get laid” drunk, and “I’m going to have to shampoo barf out of my car” drunk. Welcome to it.

  38. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage
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    Her dress is so cute. The lipstick could’ve been a different color, though. And she’s standing remarkably well for being so inebriated.

  39. Anon

    It’s not like she’s all that great looking when she is sober.

  40. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage
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    Hello (hello)
    Is there anybody in there
    Just nod if you can hear me
    Is there anyone at home

  41. This girl has never done anything for me, in the past, but there are a couple of pictures here where she is actually borderline attractive. Does that mean I’m drunk, too???

  42. Roughliness is next to Godliness. Its true

    Paz face always looks like someone that was just release from Rikers Island for DUI over the weekend. But in certain lights she looks good with a banging bod.

  43. Darnell "the Truth " Jackson

    She on the nod , folks. She’s using some narcotics by the look of it . I’d say she’s using heroin , or oxy .

  44. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage
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    I just love her. Endless entertainment.

  45. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage
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    Maybe she isn’t drunk, but in a trance. Is she dating Cris Angel? Women who sleep with Cris Angel usually demonstrate the same level of cognisance.

  46. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage
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    Yikes. She looks dead.

  47. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage
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    She should have ‘pazzed’ on that last shot…

  48. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage
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    I’ve never see it open its eyes so wide.

  49. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    “You give me da money. I give you da sexy.”

  50. Wait…..this is or isn’t Frank’s dead hooker Roxy?

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