Pauly Shore and his girlfriend are on vacation this week in Hawaii. I’m impressed that, in sheer defiance of his gut, Pauly Shore managed to snag a respectable looking woman. (At least in the boob region. I don’t do faces.) That being said, you’ve got to respect a man who wears a bathing suit like that. Pauly Shore’s not afraid to show people that the chick he’s with will do anything for money. Despite the fact she just threw up on a jellyfish. And is now swimming frantically out to sea. Jesus, look at her go. Something’s got her spooked. Oh, right, the bathing suit.
Photos: Splash News
Baby | November 9, 2007 at 3:17 pm
jiiha
Jen | November 9, 2007 at 3:18 pm
Ew, ew ,ewwww. I mean, you post pics of gorgeous women all the time. Can you throw the women a bone (pun intended) and post a pic of a hot dude every one and a while?
Duh | November 9, 2007 at 3:19 pm
No Weeezing the Juuuuice!!!!
c45j | November 9, 2007 at 3:22 pm
who is she?
RENEE Z... | November 9, 2007 at 3:23 pm
What the heck?! I thought for “Shore” (oh god that was baaad) Pauly was as gay as could be. Is my gaydar off or is he in serious denial?
amma | November 9, 2007 at 3:24 pm
…Yeah, what Jen said! Would it kill you to post a hot guy once in a while????
As to uh…Pauly Shore and his “date”….hahahahah…oh geez, he hired her, right? Gotta be the case.
But check out his facial expression in pic 6–where he is…uh, he is…WTF is he doing???? Whatever it is, it doesn’t look good. Or right. At first it’s like he’s squeezing water out of the front of his suit {hahahah, the suit}…but then, why would he do that? He’s in water and his whole suit is wet. Could he be….uh, doing something else? Something freaky?
Yeah, definitely. But the look on his face while he is doing it is so confused-old-man-in-profile.
Oh well, even if there wasn’t a hot guy on here today, at least there was something funny {and this is the only way this guy would ever be funny, unintentionally that is…}.
joeypants | November 9, 2007 at 3:27 pm
I’d wreck that (not Pauly).
Auntie Kryst | November 9, 2007 at 3:27 pm
You sure that’s Hawaii? Can the Weeeezel afford air fare to Hawaii? Look at that crappy beach and dirty surf, looks more like the Lake of the Ozarks. More his style these days I think.
no1justminda | November 9, 2007 at 3:30 pm
Get a bikini that fits, it’s not that hard.
AmeriCanadian | November 9, 2007 at 3:31 pm
:O His girlfriend wears a smaller bikini top yuck!!!
He is picking at his ass crack, too. Gross!!!
Grace | November 9, 2007 at 3:31 pm
I guess when you’re as desperate as Pauly Shore, one of the million girls you hit on every weekend is bound to find you “charming”.
D. Richards | November 9, 2007 at 3:39 pm
Goddamn look at Pauly! He’s only forty? Pauly looks like a fifty-year old heffer. Jesus. If that’s what I have to look foward to at forty, I’m going to slice my own intestines out. The ass on his girl looks nice enough. I’d bury my face between her buttochs. And smile. And breathe deeply. Salad.
FRIST!!! | November 9, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Last thing I saw him on was Entourage. He’s kind of a loser on there, too..
Why him? Why not Brendan Fraser? Shoot, I’d even rather the short guy from LOTR..
veggi | November 9, 2007 at 3:45 pm
He has the same body and mind of the male commenters here, but a vastly bigger wallet.
Nick | November 9, 2007 at 3:45 pm
Her name is Taryn Terrell. I know this because I went to high school with her.
Her site is: http://www.tarynterrell.com/
ganana | November 9, 2007 at 3:46 pm
When I was in high school, there was a girl everyone called “Tell Me Why” behind her back. Year after year this buck toothed girl with no personality was chosen cheerleader (I forgot what the selection process was). Now, I think Pauly Shore can join her (and Adam Sandler) as Tell Me Why 1 and 2.
nipolian | November 9, 2007 at 3:48 pm
In case you missed it….here is the walking hard-on getting his ass kicked by some big fat redneck fuck down in Texas:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GtrBZJ9pYC0
SKANK BURRITO | November 9, 2007 at 3:53 pm
WOMEN ARE ALL WHORES FOR MONEY SO WHY ARE WE SURPRISED THAT AN OLD RICH JEW HAS A YOUNG HOT DICKWARMER?
FRIST!!! | November 9, 2007 at 3:54 pm
#18 you are an idiot
havoc | November 9, 2007 at 3:56 pm
I fucking hate that guy……
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spam lips | November 9, 2007 at 3:57 pm
remember when he dated that porn star named Savannah in the early 90s? she was the jenna jameson of her day. she killed herself. i’m guessing all women who have been with this loser realize dating him = your prime has passed. this chick is probably 30.
dennis | November 9, 2007 at 4:02 pm
I guess you retards don`t travel much. In some countries you either wear this type of swimsuit or they tatoo GRINGO onto your forhead!
PrettySexy | November 9, 2007 at 4:03 pm
This girl has standards. She will only fuck Pauly on a bedmade of thousand dollar bills . Money just given to her. There must be a mirror on ceiling too. Not so she can watch Pauly’s butt while he applies the wood but to see the thousands underneath her. The money serves as a reminder for why she’d fuck this loser.
gotmilk? | November 9, 2007 at 4:06 pm
hey dennis, not sure if you knew this, but hawaii is part of the good old US of A. so guess what? you’re the retard now.
nipolian | November 9, 2007 at 4:06 pm
#22 – When did the Hawaiians start speaking spanish? Fucktard!
Dawn | November 9, 2007 at 4:11 pm
Ugggg. I havent been this turned off since my step dad forced himself on me in 89.
Me | November 9, 2007 at 4:22 pm
see what making fun of people in your earlier years gets you—>and body that nooooooo amount of milk can do good…I have to offer you my thanks though fish, now when I feel the need to vomit, I no longer have to stick my fingers down my throat, I can just open this picture of pauly instead.
JM | November 9, 2007 at 4:25 pm
#26 – that was hilarious.
#17 – that was staged.
#3 – Hey Buuuhh – dee!
SKANK BURRITO | November 9, 2007 at 4:31 pm
#19 JUST WHAT I’D EXPECT FROM A WHORE.
Feckless | November 9, 2007 at 4:33 pm
He’s got smelly fingers. And you could take a nap in between the beginning his thought and his response.
j allen | November 9, 2007 at 4:33 pm
i heard they met at http://www.herpes-singles.org
an owner of a club once told us that paulys unit looks like pepperoni pizza.
hell after seeing this i dont think its safe to go into that water.
Bigheadmike | November 9, 2007 at 4:35 pm
More power to him……What a great looking woman.
Money can buy you love……
Jimbo | November 9, 2007 at 4:40 pm
So…tell me again why rappers are wrong to call women hos?
PaulyShore | November 9, 2007 at 4:50 pm
Just remember assholes. While all you are masturbating to these pictures I’ll be cumming on this girls face.
WTF? | November 9, 2007 at 4:52 pm
Money & a giant cock…what else is there?
Ript1&0 | November 9, 2007 at 4:57 pm
So wait….nobody here thinks Pauly is super hot?? Like, not even a little? Look at him lying down smiling on the beach chair, he looks sweet and funny!! Aww…
Well, I guess I’m just as off about this as I was about Larry King. I can see my opinions don’t reflect the majority.. Ah well. Typical.
Jesse | November 9, 2007 at 4:57 pm
lmao@35. only a white boy would call Pauly’s cock “giant.” I suppose it must appear to be…
Ript1&0 | November 9, 2007 at 4:59 pm
And btw, Skank Burrito, I don’t actually know Frist, but you are a fucking cocksmoking doucheball retard motherfucker for calling her that. Bitch.
You heard.
moderator | November 9, 2007 at 5:09 pm
Just to clarify: FRIST is not a whore. She’s a total slut, but she’s not in it for the money.
Ript1&0 | November 9, 2007 at 5:18 pm
That was romantic! You guys should make out.
hobo101 | November 9, 2007 at 5:25 pm
the guy has a fuckin’ boner…
23apples | November 9, 2007 at 5:27 pm
I like little picture #7. I wish he had pigtails and there was a little doggy pulling down his swim shorts.
4DPants | November 9, 2007 at 5:43 pm
I like the one where he’s caressing his own man-boob.
TS | November 9, 2007 at 5:44 pm
Hey SKANK BURRITO,
FRIST is not a whore, she’s an alcoholic (and a pretty damn good one) so get your facts straight. You know what else? You ARE a fucking idiot so apparently she’s pretty bright and perceptive too. Dipfuck…Yeah, I just made that one up. Just for you.
your tears taste so sweet. | November 9, 2007 at 6:02 pm
most women are whores. granted, they aspire to be the whore of one man til the end of time, they are still whores. if you have a diamond on your finger it just confirms that two months salary is your fee. personally, i prefer sluts. no sense paying for what nature intended.
FRIST!!! | November 9, 2007 at 6:06 pm
Awwww, but #45, you can’t get either..
M | November 9, 2007 at 6:36 pm
The guy that claimed to have killed Jon Benet found someone too.
I think those are official signs of the apocolypse, right?
PunkA | November 9, 2007 at 6:41 pm
BUFF THE WOOD!!!!!!!!
Hyack | November 9, 2007 at 7:05 pm
LOL.
He’s squeezing the juuuuiiice!
Perfect caption this picture.
Narcissist | November 9, 2007 at 9:02 pm
Looks like there’s hope for every man. Maybe she thinks he’s funny. He’s almost as blubbery as Vanessa Hudgens dad.
Pic 7: “Uh- oh…think there’s a little turd in there buuuhh – dee.”
Pic 5: What the hell!?
@47 – Women love murderers. Ted Bundy, Scott Peterson…Women like to be hacked up and stuff so their man can go screw someone else. They line up for a catch like that. I figure that’s what I’ve been doing wrong, what with the respect and socially acceptable behavior and all that shit.
@15 – that does look like her. 22yrs.