Pauly D will romance you

April 30th, 2010 // 170 Comments

Here’s Jersey Shore’s Pauly D picking up some chicks in Miami yesterday and despite the fact MTV continues to embolden the robots by proving Americans will spend 60 minutes staring at anything bright and shiny, you really can’t fault these kids for being on the show. They’re getting paid to drunkenly bang people who want to bang them for getting paid to drunkenly bang people. I mean, sure, you can literally see the VD in each photo, but there’s an old saying: You can’t make an omelet without needing special shampoo or they keep coming back. (Never let me cook breakfast.)

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  1. ——–>Now its time to say let’s go and have a fun

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  2. thats my fucking sister!

  3. ECO

    YOU CAN SEE HER PUBIC BONE!

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  5. See Alice

    He has a retarded look to him . Oops not supposed to say retard anymore ……….RETARD

  6. this bicth is fucking ugly lol…..

  7. That’s a 28 year old guy with the 12 year old’s hat on.

  8. sasha

    Look what inbreeding gets you. You know you should feel sorry for them but they’re just so funny looking! And they haven’t got a clue.

  9. hey, whatcha got in there..

  10. babeforfun

    http://www.ipal.com/?u=babeforfun: you may get it by chance, but not effort.

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  12. JC

    I think we’re all forgetting the real issue here -
    Pauly D has HIDEOUS mandals.
    Those are the the douchiest shoes I’ve ever seen.

    Invest in a pair of flip flops, man. I’ll bet Ed Hardy makes those, too.

  13. meens

    a whore, in every sense of the word, literally from the top of her cheap nasty dyed black head to the soles of her fucking dirty ass feet. wandering around the street without shoes on like third world prostitutes sleeping with soldiers for cigarettes in the bombed out shells of their homes after their villages got destroyed in wwII bombings. honestly. for shame.

  14. Clint E.

    I didn’t know he was banging Hillary Swank! Go get her Pauly.

  15. Yeah Right

    My ultimate life goal is to have a gunt and grocery store feet so I can get fingerbanged by the latest stud muffins MTV cranks out on any given day with its reality shows. These bitches are the epitome of success to me.

  16. Meh

    Eh, her tummy sticks out like that because of her muscle definition. They’re both far from fat, just bloated due to the excess drinks I’m positive they consumed.
    As for their attire, awkward…
    Not much can be said in respect to that but good God, they’re not fat you twats.

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  18. LakeTitiwhaaaa???

    These douchebags have an MTV show and better bods then me, but I could pull better tail then that. These guys are lame.

  19. Jessica Stars

    He bangs a lot of trashy girls, the exact type that post their mans story on http://www.dirtyphonebook.com

    He gets a lot of action but I know he’s going to regret all of the things that he does and the stories that come out about him soon.

    LOL

  20. Elisa

    Yeurk , yeurk, yeurk, even if I write it a million times, it won’t describe enough how disgusting this guy is….You know, as a female follower of your incredible site, I never complain about the fact that 90% of the women you put on look quite decent in bikinis!
    Therefore, as a very nice request, can you a least put, even though it isn’t often, men that look a little bit more decent than this bozo? I mean the guy even grosses the male followers of this site. You can still laugh at him and write about the stupid things he does, just put other pictures of good looking men instead of a dozen pics of him… you can even put hot women in lingerie, just not his stupid face!
    Thank you!

  21. Mike Sanchez has some competition! DJ Pauly D and offers Vinny is still MIA in New Jersey – the reality star became famous night found gyming Miami yesterday afternoon.

  22. Mark Goddard

    Another dumb nigger who doesn’t know which way round to wear a cap. I know it’s very tricky, maybe there should be a user guide inside? Then shitskins wouldn’t look quite so fucking stupid. And that’s quite a selection of ugly slags.

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  28. very interesting …

  29. The sign of a true man! thanks to these chicks, they’ve proven Pauly D skills! LOL. His parents are definitely proud of him.

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  31. Sara

    My oh my…I would hope to god you wouldn’t go around flaunting your ass crack. No one wants to see your peach fuzz. Can you not tell your asshole is showing…seriously!

  32. So, let me get this straight…This show is about those those uneducated riff raff fuckers you so tried to avoid when you were in college?

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  34. WHY DID THEY EVEN BOTHER PUTTING A SARONG ON. WHY DIDNT THEY JUST NOT EAR BOTTOMS AT ALL. FUCKING WHORES. The fucking dumb cunt with black hair looks PREGNANT from a side view because her gut is so large. Thank god I don’t watch MTV. THANK GOD.

  35. Bart Maverick

    I have a strong suspicion that this will be his first time with a woman. Is this the new bikini style? Where can I get in on this?

  36. wow…

    Interesting..

  37. Gotta love Pauly D. Where’s his partner in crime – The Situation.

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