Pauly D will romance you

April 30th, 2010 // 170 Comments

Here’s Jersey Shore’s Pauly D picking up some chicks in Miami yesterday and despite the fact MTV continues to embolden the robots by proving Americans will spend 60 minutes staring at anything bright and shiny, you really can’t fault these kids for being on the show. They’re getting paid to drunkenly bang people who want to bang them for getting paid to drunkenly bang people. I mean, sure, you can literally see the VD in each photo, but there’s an old saying: You can’t make an omelet without needing special shampoo or they keep coming back. (Never let me cook breakfast.)

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  1. Rasputins Liver

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    Man, there’s tramps. And then there are TRAMPS.

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    All of the “people” in those photos are tramps. But the skeeze in the red ‘kini top is a T-R-A-M-P.

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    Bet her mom and dad are so very proud.

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  2. Damn she is looking good :)

  3. Damn she is looking good :)

  4. Admiral Nimitz

    I think he needs a rabies shot….

  5. BMWubbleyoo

    It was obviously setup for the paparazzi.

  6. turd da third

    I bet when they are done at the pool there is going to be a really raunchy party in their trailer….

  7. J.H. Christ

    Only if she has a dick…………….

  8. Urbanspaceman

    A grotesque approximation of a human female.

  9. turd da third

    The one with the beaver teeth i such a dirty slut I think I would have to piss on her before I could fuck her…. ps I would be wearing 4 layers of condoms before putting anything in her pink stinkhole

  10. liz

    they should take some of the fat from their guts and put it on their flat asses

  11. Sardonic

    Send them all to Arizona without ID.

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  14. Jack Mehoff

    The brunette is hot. I would like to lick her beaver pelt.

  15. katie

    good god, how gross. these people are sick.

  16. m

    wish i can lost my virginity to this hot brunette. she’s so hot. omg.

  17. Ripper Owens

    Atta boy Pauly. Give it to all the dirty whores while you can. Everyone else knocking u is just jealous.

  18. Gueibor

    Thanks for making my eyes supurate, Fish – you da bomb, dude.

  19. Mr Mackey

    Pauly wants her to put on the strap on

  20. Etoile

    Is she preggers? That’s the only thing I can think of for why her stomach sticks out so weirdly.

    Wow, And to think I used to have body image issues. Not any more after seeing this chick. Time to print out her pic and stick it on the mirror so I remember what I look better than….

  21. heutro

    holy shit that chick is classy

  22. yuck

    i don’t know which one is more hideous or which one has the VD. i guess they both are on both counts.

    repulsive!

  23. Jess

    Um, guess the brunette has a somewhat decent face but could use some toning up/less carbs..

    It’s called body sculpting/strength training AND intervals! Can work wonders!

    Her body would definitely NOT pass in SoCal/LA…would definitely invite a lot of glares/stares [wow that rhymes!]…trust me, the people in Santa Monica can defnitely be unkind [=

  24. bitch PLEASE

    they ALL look filthy and disease ridden from head to toe….

  25. Jeff

    god fucking gross, but what do you expect its miami

  26. yeahright

    This is the shit MTV is feeding your kids America. 24-hours-a-day. Many latch key kids are using this for their moral and lifestyle compasses.

    MTV’s shareholders do not give a rat’s ass about your children.

  27. cellphone

    Is he playing peek-a-boo with her nipple?

  28. bimbamboing

    The good news is that they aren’t wearing leather boots.

  29. sasja

    how has NO ONE commented on pauly d’s face in picture 17?!?!?! it’s fucking hilarious!!!!!!

  30. cc

    OMG that brunette is just gross. It’s not just one thing that jumps out, it is the whole thing…kind of like a car rotting in a field.

  31. James

    @5 – amen, brother. The whole transformation of this show from “a despicable, must be cancelled fiasco” to suddenly “must-watch-TV” is astounding. Once again, MTV will (would) only do the show, if people watch it. And since these douches and douchettes deserved a 2nd season, people must be tuning in.

    You get what you deserve I guess. Imagine that these lowlifes are paid $10k per EPISODE to do this. How fair is that? That’s a couple of month’s salary for a GOOD earner.

    I used to live on South Beach – I’m glad I don’t anymore, so I don’t have to run into these people.

  32. Fati87

    This is just a shame… I mean look at them… Is that what Western society has come to? No morals, no values, nothing.. These are the future mothers of future generations. And just think how well THEY are gonna turn out. The horror…

  33. captain america

    yep, ALL AMERICAN ASSHOLES LLOK QUITE THE SAME, folks!!

  34. You can see her microphone wire.

  35. Zach Swan

    Drag a $50 bill through a trailer park and there’s no telling what you’ll end up with. Maybe one of these two trollops.

  36. ing

    @ 82

    No. It hasn’t become this yet. The rest of us are still referring to these morons as skanks and douchebags, so I think we’re OK for now. Until STDs become air-borne.

  37. Rocco

    Girls like these are every boys dream. Here’s to skanks everywhere!

  38. billabong021

    she’s walking around with no slippers, wats up with that?

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  41. 7L

    Chick has that disease – Noassatall
    Fucking just a crack in her back.

  42. L E UT

    Christ, get a suit that fits. If she wore one that actually fit her right, she wouldn’t look quite as weird (chunky) as she does. However, a bigger suit wouldn’t heal the herpes that both chicks are no doubt infected with. I’m a horny dude that would usually tap anything, but I’d rather stick my dick in bleach than touch either of those nasty whores.

  43. Girls like these are every boys dream.

  44. Randel

    Oh Pauly D, Pauly D you promised your penis was just for me….

    Randel

  45. Burt

    “This is just a shame… I mean look at them… Is that what Western society has come to? No morals, no values, nothing..”

    Well, no. Morality and values are subjective.

  46. ha ha

    reminds me of some of the speed whores in Los Angeles.

  47. Laila

    If you look closely, these “guidos” attract nothing but trash, you never see a classy woman with these guys. It says alot about them. A woman with class would never even look twice at these losers.

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  50. Frank

    I would bang the holy shit out of the brunette… shes delightfully trashy.

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