Here’s Jersey Shore’s Pauly D picking up some chicks in Miami yesterday and despite the fact MTV continues to embolden the robots by proving Americans will spend 60 minutes staring at anything bright and shiny, you really can’t fault these kids for being on the show. They’re getting paid to drunkenly bang people who want to bang them for getting paid to drunkenly bang people. I mean, sure, you can literally see the VD in each photo, but there’s an old saying: You can’t make an omelet without needing special shampoo or they keep coming back. (Never let me cook breakfast.)
Photos: INFdaily
hmm | April 30, 2010 at 1:07 pm
wow…
Edamame | April 30, 2010 at 1:07 pm
Now I feel dirt.
Vake | April 30, 2010 at 1:08 pm
First?
fritboom | April 30, 2010 at 1:09 pm
THIRD!!!!!!!!
It's Me Fuckers | April 30, 2010 at 1:09 pm
America shines with another award winning show that shows the life we live. To think these douches get paid for doing this. Only in America can you contribute NOTHING to humanity or society and become rich for doing it. Be proud.
Edamame | April 30, 2010 at 1:10 pm
DIRTY!
havoc | April 30, 2010 at 1:14 pm
That chick needs to take one step closer to that bar of soap.
eesh….
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Heather | April 30, 2010 at 1:16 pm
Why are those chicks wearing their little sister’s swim suits?
Pernacchia | April 30, 2010 at 1:16 pm
Jeezus, what creeps!
Stating the Obvious | April 30, 2010 at 1:17 pm
Look Everyone!
It’s the male version of Ashley Dupree!
havoc | April 30, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Look at the mouth on that one chick. She could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.
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Drundel | April 30, 2010 at 1:21 pm
I’m sure her parents are proud.
Gweb | April 30, 2010 at 1:26 pm
That is one fucking butt-ugly slag.
Savalas | April 30, 2010 at 1:28 pm
Pauly Shore’s not dead? Good for him!
Bow-Wow | April 30, 2010 at 1:30 pm
Did he get a job in Miami as a dog catcher?
OTP | April 30, 2010 at 1:30 pm
Pauly D is a closet homosexual.
These “girls” the Jersey Shore fags are “picking up” are actually hookers paid for by MTV. Check it out, it’s totally true.
bar room hero | April 30, 2010 at 1:34 pm
Pauly D(ouchebag)
MTV is garbage.
bar room hero | April 30, 2010 at 1:34 pm
Pauly D(ouchebag)
MTV is garbage.
Tek | April 30, 2010 at 1:38 pm
You know you failed when your gut is bigger than your tits. Hell, even the closet fag is bragging about having bigger tits than these chicks. In all, ladies and gentlemen… meet america’s white trash.
RoboZombie | April 30, 2010 at 1:39 pm
Who are these sluts?And why don’t they ever seek ME out??
bar room hero | April 30, 2010 at 1:41 pm
…and what is up with the shitty tattoos on girls sides??? That is totally white-trash.
Everything is pretty shitty now, reality tv, rap “music” (shit), etc…
Fruit Loop | April 30, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Wow, those chicks really like to wear those bikini bottoms LOW, I guess there’s no need to speculate about if they are clean shaven down there. Is this the trend now on beaches?
The girls are cute, but it’s just kind of depressing when you think these could easily be any one of our wives down the road. It would be with dip-shits like Pauly that they will spend their sexual experimental years with….
Sport | April 30, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Sure a lot of TRASHY imbeciles in the world. I cant wait for these greaseballs 15 minutes to end.
Lila | April 30, 2010 at 1:50 pm
You know i will admit these guys are hot, (especially Vinnie,) but with them being so fussy about how they look and their bodies, you’d think they would be choosy with what they are seen with out in public and what they put their dicks into…at least it is not Vinnie…
BiscuitBaker | April 30, 2010 at 1:52 pm
She looks like Audrina in pic. 10.
LOLOLWTFOL | April 30, 2010 at 1:53 pm
TWENTY-FOURTH!
rien | April 30, 2010 at 1:53 pm
The brunette is/was a dude. I’m on the fence about the blonde.
JC | April 30, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Is that broad serious with her bikini bottoms? she needs to hide that ugly “ass” of hers… if you can even call it “ass”.
WhatEverHelpsYouSleepAtNightBtch | April 30, 2010 at 1:58 pm
I hope that they both know that they look like freaking idiots. I bet their parents are PROUD.
pimp | April 30, 2010 at 2:00 pm
he looks like he’s never seen a tit before…except his mom’s…
sicasso | April 30, 2010 at 2:16 pm
The Skank Factor here is off the charts. I think this is the kind of alien life form living among us that Stephen Hawking is so worried about.
sixpack | April 30, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Ed Hardy gear & mesh hats? You losers really are from New Jersey. 2007 is over.
Teatery Tripe | April 30, 2010 at 2:29 pm
He never saw his mom’s shrunken up teat. You know he was bottle fed by the deprivation in his eyes.
http://teaterytripe.blogspot.com/
dude | April 30, 2010 at 2:30 pm
that there is a got-damn succubus
It’s a white trash intercoursefest!
GIRL | April 30, 2010 at 3:17 pm
I…. don’t even… know what to say….
I mean…. if those are the kind of chicas who walk around Miami… I pretty much have no desire to go there, ever, after looking at these cunts.
WHY DID THEY EVEN BOTHER PUTTING A SARONG ON. WHY DIDNT THEY JUST NOT EAR BOTTOMS AT ALL. FUCKING WHORES. The fucking dumb cunt with black hair looks PREGNANT from a side view because her gut is so large. Thank god I don’t watch MTV. THANK GOD.
miss loopy | April 30, 2010 at 3:19 pm
um…. she has no ass, just crack…. it must be hard to sit.
andy7171 | April 30, 2010 at 3:25 pm
These girls just scream WHORE. Good lord. I like a nice sluttied up look every now and then, but this is hooker dirty.
TUBBO | April 30, 2010 at 3:49 pm
The flies are never far from a steaming pile of shit.
ew | April 30, 2010 at 3:59 pm
ew……those girls are nasty!!!!
look @ their bellies :(
skeet skeet | April 30, 2010 at 4:00 pm
Bill Hicks is a goddamn Nostradamus
Sarah Grace | April 30, 2010 at 4:01 pm
Soooo trashy…
dude | April 30, 2010 at 4:15 pm
Wow. These kids actually think they’re stars.
lolli | April 30, 2010 at 4:16 pm
brown haired slore has a tail. you can gawk at it above her completely exposed whore ass in pic 11.
Deacon Jones | April 30, 2010 at 4:24 pm
Hahahaha
What’s funny is I bet those two chicks have lloked up every. fucking. site. today that has their pictures. And read every comment. And are probably hysterically crying right now. Nice call #35 with the fat..bunt, or whatever the fuck it is.
Man, I’ve pulled hotter chicks in college with puke on my shirt.
pat | April 30, 2010 at 4:42 pm
she looks like a busted Audrina.
codiac | April 30, 2010 at 5:13 pm
Her mound is showing.
codiac | April 30, 2010 at 5:13 pm
Her mound is showing.
Toby | April 30, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Those drunken idiots would hit on anything with two legs.
turd da third | April 30, 2010 at 5:49 pm
my god, he has the market cornered on ugly chicks. its nice to see he has high standards…(and probably an STD or two from these gutter-ho’s)
Rasputins Liver | April 30, 2010 at 6:27 pm
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Man, there’s tramps. And then there are TRAMPS.
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All of the “people” in those photos are tramps. But the skeeze in the red ‘kini top is a T-R-A-M-P.
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Bet her mom and dad are so very proud.
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