“Shit, is that a meteor? Did I do that?!”
I used to always joke that Jersey Shore was the more responsible show than Teen Mom because at least the spray-tanned guidos weren’t actively shitting kids into the gene pool. But then Snooki ruined all that, and now Pauly D has confirmed he knocked up a chick who birthed a daughter a few months ago, according to TMZ. Which would almost make Jersey Shore the worst thing to come out of MTV if Farrah Abraham wasn’t still out there. Remember her? Big nose? Did anal with that guy? Eh, it’s not important.