These are pics of Latin pop singer Paulina Rubio on vacation with her husband. I don’t really have much to say about these except for such stereotypical responses as “Holy Frijoles!”; “Ay dios mio!”; and “El queso está viejo y pútrido. ¿Dónde está el sanitario?”
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douch | July 29, 2008 at 2:16 pm
first
syn | July 29, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Who?
veggi | July 29, 2008 at 2:22 pm
A masculine-looking nobody, like all hispandex women. She better know how to scrub a toilet. Wait, what am I saying, it says “Latin” right there at the top…
dan | July 29, 2008 at 2:28 pm
What???? Paulina follow breatney example! lol.
Deacon Jones | July 29, 2008 at 2:28 pm
@3
Masculine, c’mon girl! I disagree.
sixpack | July 29, 2008 at 2:38 pm
…yeah, who??? Must be slow today.
Famous Plastic | July 29, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Cute bikini!
Karen | July 29, 2008 at 2:52 pm
She’s not “masculine”!!! A little bit broad shouldered, and a bit of a moustache, that’s all. Possibly a very small cock. Nothing to worry about.
Ted from LA | July 29, 2008 at 2:54 pm
For $22,000 a month I would starve her to death.
Barak Obama | July 29, 2008 at 2:55 pm
I like to fuck the illegal mexican girls, then call immagration on them. It makes for a good weekend. Promise them you will sponsor them and thier family and they just open thier legs. It is pretty easy. Throw in a shopping trip to WalMart and you can get some anal action from them.
Stupid mexicans.
Scott | July 29, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Wow…quoting an obscure Brendan Fraser line. Well played?
Ted from LA | July 29, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Awwww fuck. I meant to starve Brit to death, not this total stranger. She is amazingly average.
samson | July 29, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Wait, # 4, are you implying that she’s out of shape? Did you SEE pic number 8?
jo smo | July 29, 2008 at 2:58 pm
#10 . . . . you ain’t right
Que | July 29, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Que map espanola mi amore!
Det from AL | July 29, 2008 at 3:01 pm
This girl is such a non-celebrity that it’s ok to comment on other celebs in this thread. It’s like going on and on about a hot chick you just saw while your average-looking girlfriend is standing right next to you. Sure it’s rude, but perfectly understandable.
ph7 | July 29, 2008 at 3:05 pm
That’s sure doesn’t look like Pee Wee Herman.
nobody | July 29, 2008 at 3:06 pm
“El queso está viejo y pútrido. ¿Dónde está el sanitario?”
means ” the cheese is old and decaying. Where’s the toilet?”
I don’t know if that’s exactly what you meant to say? or if it’s supposed to be a good or a bad thing haha
Sportsdvl | July 29, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Unless she’s flashing cooch, she’s probably not famous enough to be on here.
Dr. John Blackheart | July 29, 2008 at 3:11 pm
YES, I would hit that shit raw. Twice an hour
Sportsdvl | July 29, 2008 at 3:15 pm
And don’t pick on me for saying that, PLEASE!
I’m feeling very fragile today.
So Cal | July 29, 2008 at 3:16 pm
What’s she doing hanging onto that greasy looking Mexican ?
0h Yeah – She’s a greasy Mexican too !
Mid America | July 29, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Right out of the American heartland – Mexico
Deacon Jones | July 29, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Gah! I love latin women, they know how to cook, and dont talk back.
Yo nado en el mar!
Sportsdvl | July 29, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Gotta love the pink taco.
kate | July 29, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Me gusto mucho the Encino Man reference ;-)
crayola | July 29, 2008 at 3:30 pm
obama’s at it again with his Latino/Mexican bashing. One of these days you’re gonna find a piñata hangin out of your ass.
FoxyLady | July 29, 2008 at 3:37 pm
i never comment but i love this site. the encino man reference made me break down and finally say what a GOD u r mr. superficial writer. i love u more and more everyday. quit playin w/ my heart…ur gonna get me in trouble. LOL!
meg | July 29, 2008 at 3:40 pm
obscure “encino man” reference. very nice touch.
ha | July 29, 2008 at 3:41 pm
LOVE the Encino Man reference. well played.
House | July 29, 2008 at 3:45 pm
@10
go play in traffic while sticking a pair of scissors up your nose you ignorant hick.
She’s pretty darn good looking for a 30something year old chick.
masha | July 29, 2008 at 4:21 pm
haha i have the same bathing suit for like ten bucks at Hand M
masha | July 29, 2008 at 4:21 pm
haha i have the same bathing suit for like ten bucks at Hand M
crayola | July 29, 2008 at 4:31 pm
House- don’t worry that racist fuck Obama is probably changin one of the tires on his busted ass trailer. White people- trailers-and budweiser. Ah….life’s good.
whitetrash | July 29, 2008 at 4:32 pm
crakaasscrakas
House | July 29, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Crayola- Do you think he might need some help, changing his tire that is. Wait, they have tires? they know what a wheel is?
whitetrash | July 29, 2008 at 4:35 pm
I spits hot fire!
wateronsand | July 29, 2008 at 4:36 pm
iirc, the quote was, “el queso es viejo y moldoso. donde esta el bano?” (excuse the lack of accent marks, i’m too lazy to look up the alt-key combos (yet somehow not lazy enough to leave a minimally-misquoted movie line alone)).
typical superficial loser | July 29, 2008 at 4:51 pm
She’s not perfect like me so two thumbs down
whyaregringossoignornat? | July 29, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Greasy Mexican? Dont you people know that shes a pop sensation in Latin America? Why are Americans so ignorant about people in other parts of the world? I would rather be a “greasy Mexican” than a fat, white trash, divorced, drug addict, mother of 2, AMERICAN, “pop star”
FRITOBANDITO | July 29, 2008 at 5:27 pm
She still looks smokin hot! I dont know what she has done lately and hell, I have no idea what she did before.
Holyfuck | July 29, 2008 at 6:09 pm
#18, thank you for enlightening us on the most basic of spanish phrases. And these are lines from a Brandan Frazier movie so I am pretty sure those lines were intended.
Nobody likes a Sabelotodo.
Amy | July 29, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Great, so Fish decided to put the spic tranny on top for the overnight…just how you gays like it, I suppose.
Mark | July 29, 2008 at 6:13 pm
“Dont you people know that shes a pop sensation in Latin America?”
Obviously we don’t, Taz. Why would we? A thick mustachioed maid who sings poorly in a monkeychatter language while whore-dancing continuously – I’ve seen it plenty of times, but they all look alike to me.
mad max | July 29, 2008 at 6:16 pm
All you racisist sons of bitches Die today, by accident or by force as long as you Die today!!!!
fan of spic "star" | July 29, 2008 at 6:19 pm
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
ndf | July 29, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Did she bring her cleaning supplies to the beach?
Goodforever ! | July 29, 2008 at 6:44 pm
SHE looks beautiful, nice body !! She is Mexican and her husband is from Spain…Americans ? please take a map and get to know other countries !! Stop being racist and above all STUPID !!
sharpeidude | July 29, 2008 at 6:45 pm
#3 – Are you fucking smoking your own ass hair or what? Masculine my ass! I bet you were looking at a picture of your Mom at the time you posted that stupid fucking comment. Go away assbag!
rae. | July 29, 2008 at 7:48 pm
she doesn’t look tranny, for chrissakes. she’s not that pretty, but she’s certainly not tranny.
anyone who says she’s masculine is probably a jealous fatass. hey, there, buddy, put that KFC down, you’re smearing chicken grease all over the keyboard.