Paulina Rubio in a bikini

July 29th, 2008 // 107 Comments

These are pics of Latin pop singer Paulina Rubio on vacation with her husband. I don’t really have much to say about these except for such stereotypical responses as “Holy Frijoles!”; “Ay dios mio!”; and “El queso está viejo y pútrido. ¿Dónde está el sanitario?”

Photos: INFdaily.com

  1. douch

    first

  2. veggi

    A masculine-looking nobody, like all hispandex women. She better know how to scrub a toilet. Wait, what am I saying, it says “Latin” right there at the top…

  3. dan

    What???? Paulina follow breatney example! lol.

  4. Deacon Jones

    @3

    Masculine, c’mon girl! I disagree.

  5. sixpack

    …yeah, who??? Must be slow today.

  6. Karen

    She’s not “masculine”!!! A little bit broad shouldered, and a bit of a moustache, that’s all. Possibly a very small cock. Nothing to worry about.

  7. Ted from LA

    For $22,000 a month I would starve her to death.

  8. Barak Obama

    I like to fuck the illegal mexican girls, then call immagration on them. It makes for a good weekend. Promise them you will sponsor them and thier family and they just open thier legs. It is pretty easy. Throw in a shopping trip to WalMart and you can get some anal action from them.

    Stupid mexicans.

  9. Scott

    Wow…quoting an obscure Brendan Fraser line. Well played?

  10. Ted from LA

    Awwww fuck. I meant to starve Brit to death, not this total stranger. She is amazingly average.

  11. samson

    Wait, # 4, are you implying that she’s out of shape? Did you SEE pic number 8?

  12. jo smo

    #10 . . . . you ain’t right

  13. Que

    Que map espanola mi amore!

  14. Det from AL

    This girl is such a non-celebrity that it’s ok to comment on other celebs in this thread. It’s like going on and on about a hot chick you just saw while your average-looking girlfriend is standing right next to you. Sure it’s rude, but perfectly understandable.

  15. ph7

    That’s sure doesn’t look like Pee Wee Herman.

  16. nobody

    “El queso está viejo y pútrido. ¿Dónde está el sanitario?”
    means ” the cheese is old and decaying. Where’s the toilet?”
    I don’t know if that’s exactly what you meant to say? or if it’s supposed to be a good or a bad thing haha

  17. Unless she’s flashing cooch, she’s probably not famous enough to be on here.

  18. Dr. John Blackheart

    YES, I would hit that shit raw. Twice an hour

  19. And don’t pick on me for saying that, PLEASE!

    I’m feeling very fragile today.

  20. So Cal

    What’s she doing hanging onto that greasy looking Mexican ?
    0h Yeah – She’s a greasy Mexican too !

  21. Mid America

    Right out of the American heartland – Mexico

  22. Deacon Jones

    Gah! I love latin women, they know how to cook, and dont talk back.

    Yo nado en el mar!

  23. Gotta love the pink taco.

  24. Me gusto mucho the Encino Man reference ;-)

  25. crayola

    obama’s at it again with his Latino/Mexican bashing. One of these days you’re gonna find a piñata hangin out of your ass.

  26. FoxyLady

    i never comment but i love this site. the encino man reference made me break down and finally say what a GOD u r mr. superficial writer. i love u more and more everyday. quit playin w/ my heart…ur gonna get me in trouble. LOL!

  27. meg

    obscure “encino man” reference. very nice touch.

  28. ha

    LOVE the Encino Man reference. well played.

  29. House

    @10
    go play in traffic while sticking a pair of scissors up your nose you ignorant hick.

    She’s pretty darn good looking for a 30something year old chick.

  30. masha

    haha i have the same bathing suit for like ten bucks at Hand M

  31. masha

    haha i have the same bathing suit for like ten bucks at Hand M

  32. crayola

    House- don’t worry that racist fuck Obama is probably changin one of the tires on his busted ass trailer. White people- trailers-and budweiser. Ah….life’s good.

  33. whitetrash

    crakaasscrakas

  34. House

    Crayola- Do you think he might need some help, changing his tire that is. Wait, they have tires? they know what a wheel is?

  35. whitetrash

    I spits hot fire!

  36. wateronsand

    iirc, the quote was, “el queso es viejo y moldoso. donde esta el bano?” (excuse the lack of accent marks, i’m too lazy to look up the alt-key combos (yet somehow not lazy enough to leave a minimally-misquoted movie line alone)).

  37. typical superficial loser

    She’s not perfect like me so two thumbs down

  38. whyaregringossoignornat?

    Greasy Mexican? Dont you people know that shes a pop sensation in Latin America? Why are Americans so ignorant about people in other parts of the world? I would rather be a “greasy Mexican” than a fat, white trash, divorced, drug addict, mother of 2, AMERICAN, “pop star”

  39. FRITOBANDITO

    She still looks smokin hot! I dont know what she has done lately and hell, I have no idea what she did before.

  40. Holyfuck

    #18, thank you for enlightening us on the most basic of spanish phrases. And these are lines from a Brandan Frazier movie so I am pretty sure those lines were intended.

    Nobody likes a Sabelotodo.

  41. Amy

    Great, so Fish decided to put the spic tranny on top for the overnight…just how you gays like it, I suppose.

  42. Mark

    “Dont you people know that shes a pop sensation in Latin America?”

    Obviously we don’t, Taz. Why would we? A thick mustachioed maid who sings poorly in a monkeychatter language while whore-dancing continuously – I’ve seen it plenty of times, but they all look alike to me.

  43. mad max

    All you racisist sons of bitches Die today, by accident or by force as long as you Die today!!!!

  44. fan of spic "star"

    My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

  45. ndf

    Did she bring her cleaning supplies to the beach?

  46. Goodforever !

    SHE looks beautiful, nice body !! She is Mexican and her husband is from Spain…Americans ? please take a map and get to know other countries !! Stop being racist and above all STUPID !!

  47. sharpeidude

    #3 – Are you fucking smoking your own ass hair or what? Masculine my ass! I bet you were looking at a picture of your Mom at the time you posted that stupid fucking comment. Go away assbag!

  48. she doesn’t look tranny, for chrissakes. she’s not that pretty, but she’s certainly not tranny.

    anyone who says she’s masculine is probably a jealous fatass. hey, there, buddy, put that KFC down, you’re smearing chicken grease all over the keyboard.

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