Paula Abdul promotes American Idol, forgets her brain

She still makes more sense than Brittney or Paris anyday.

@37 from poopants… LMAO! Hilarious.

(yawn)

Caspers generally talk out of their asses for hours at a time but this….is just fucking ridiculous. Now I know why all of your mother’s died in the process of performing those makeshift abortion’s. Too bad they had to die and not your pathetic asses.

Shame.

I’m sure their all pissing in their graves at the site of how fugly their little bastards turned out to be.

#12. And when the English language cries, it sounds a bit like that muffled, funky, excited sound I make the moment my ‘starfish’ is skewered by a particularly substantial ‘spear’.

True story.

This video is very good for my selfesteem,have anybody missed me?

I was caught up for a while because i had to duck-tape this hole in my screen.

(54)No bad feelings i hope..?

Sometimes you never know how these :Internetqueens are responding.True story.

If “dune coon” had an entry in the dictionary Osama Bin Laden would be the noun and Paula Abdul would be the adverb.

What is she on? She acts just like Brittney in that video K fed shot. Can’t just be alcohol. Whatever it is I want it for just a day.

LOLOL this is awesome! i was waiting for paula to fall off her chair by that phantom breeze that kept causing her to sway throughout the “interview” followed by a “aaaand that concludes our interview, Seattle”
LOL thank you for the laugh on this fine sunday morning

Chicks should not be allowed on television. Susan B. Anthony was an idiot. I think history will show, “B,” is way more dumb than “W.” Just “watch.”

Biatch

If “racist piece of shit” had an entry in the dictionary, post 59 would be given as an example.

It’s one thing when you get drunk and the next morning you’re like, Oh shit, I hope I didn’t say anything TOO fucking stupid when you were with a few friends……imagine having that feeling and being like, What did I just say to the greater Seattle viewing area?

I’ll say it once and I’ll say it again, who are these PR people or Managers who are SUPPOSED to look out for these type of things??!!

THIS WAS LIVE! Didn’t anybody on Paula’s end say “Paula you can’t go on! You’re lit up like a Christmas Tree!” Did anyone even care??

This is just sad. Everybody in Hollywood is going crazy…

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OMFG! I don’t believe how freaking mean you haters are being! Paula is not drunk or on drugs, haters! It’s her pain medication! For her back! And she’s tired from doing the talk show circuit! And she just had botox, so her face is all numb– that’s why she’s talking all funny! And she probably has a bad case of hemorrhoids, explaining why she can’t sit still! And… um… she could also have a neurological condition, like what Michael J. Fox has! (It could happen!) And… and… she could have also just had some root canal done, with the laughing gas still in her system, making her slur her words like that… and, uh… uh… she could also be on her period… (yeah, that’s the ticket!)… the Motrin she probably took is the reason why she is acting that way. Besides, she could have been nervous doing these interviews.

So stop saying it’s drugs or medication, fools! Stop hatin’! There could be a million other reasons why a woman in her 40s could be acting like a 12 year old mental patient on national television! Why does it necessarily have to be drugs or alcohol?

Signed,
23 y.o. American Idol fan with IQ of a tomato

#59- Awww, how cute. Someone thinks he’s funny.

Wow. That was so sad it wasn’t even funny… oh wait, yeah it was! I must congratulate Paula on confirming the reports of alleged televised intoxications. A toast to Paula!

I WANT PAULA and whatever she get’s fucked up on. (Valium and vodka would be my guess, judging from her slur ‘n slop.)

She seemed sooooooo happy!