Paula Abdul is a gift to the world

Superficial | June 8, 2007 - 10:43 am

Paula Abdul’s new reality show on Bravo, “Hey Paula,” is apparently full of her acting like a spoiled brat and saying ridiculous things like: “I’m tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am.” Gatecrasher reports:

In the first episode, set to air June 28, the “American Idol” judge appears addled after the 2007 Grammy Awards. She stumbles on the street and giggles in the back of her limo (“I crack myself up!”) before her mood darkens and she berates two assistants for not bringing her sweat pants to change into for a flight … “The way I’ve been treated is [like] a piece of dog s–,” she complains in another typical outburst.

It’s always kind of amazing to see Paula is even capable of speech. Every time she tries to say something it looks like an epic struggle with her face. I was expecting her show to be an hour of her sitting around barely conscious and drooling, so she’s already exceeded my expectations.

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