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It takes a real woman like Paula Abdul to say “Screw you!” to society and not give in to the importance we’ve placed on appearance. Why look good and have a great body when you can tell your plastic surgeon to make you look like a monkey and have as horrendous a body as possible. Breasts not quite dragging on the floor? Throw some weights in there doctor. Chest plate looking too normal? Cave that bad boy in.
More of Paula Abdul’s mind blowing beauty after the jump.
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Kelly Clarkson Lost Weight For Her Boyfriend |
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Kim Kardashian Is Gonna Love ‘The Paperboy’ |
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Bill Clinton Posed With Porn Stars At His Own Charity Gala He Invited Gwyneth Paltrow To. PIMP. |
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Bertney’s X-Factor Rider Demands Chick’n, Soder Pop And That There Tater Salad She Likes 24/7 |
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Audrina Patridge Wore A Bikini Again And Other News |
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Audrina Patridge Wore A Bikini Again And Other News |
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And Now For The Part of Cannes Where Michelle Rodriguez Wears A Bikini And Jumps Off Things |
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Kelly Brook Wore A Bikini, Too |
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Daisy Fuentes In A Bikini Is 3 Years Older Than Gabrielle Anwar, Looks Way Better |
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Dear Gabrielle Anwar In A Bikini, WHAT HAPPENED? |
97 Amber. Makes sense. That said, a question,(besides are you hot). Folks with $$$ and attorney power don’t normally get the bad end of a blatant fuck-up. Wouldn’t it be normal for a surgeon, who made what reads like a significant error on a reasonably well-known TV personality, subsequently repair the fuck-up, no charge, so she (and we) never saw the evidence?
That photo with that caption is hilarious. Thanks superficial!
I just saw my breakfast again.
#65 fuck but that bitch will
park it anywher that points upwards
be it a prick or a tounge
and i’m spossed to stop
talking now
who tf does this to me?
oh…:) we do it ourselves :)
neat :)
Her shrivelled, blackened heart has collapsed in on itself like a black hole and is beginning to suck the rest of her body inward. Watch out you don
If you want to see Paula’s tits, just ask her to lift her skirt.
Don’t ask me how I know so much about implants, but they are NOT supposed to look like that. On second thought, I’ll tell you. I’ve gotten two sets of them. Unlike Paula, I had the first ones removed before having the second ones put in.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
cmon now…u know she looked in the mirror before she walked out the door..didnt she see what we see…whats wrong with her???? too many perks are eating her brain
Ehw… And they say she has the nicest rack in American Idol!
Then again, maybe she does.
I don’t think it is.. in the early 90s her weight was crazy fluctuation and she was trying to hide it. According to her twitter she’s just been workin out a lot based on what her doc says is good for her and keeping herself more maintained health-wise. I know she has some other health problems and exercise is the body’s own natural way of producing endorphins and relieving pain.