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It takes a real woman like Paula Abdul to say “Screw you!” to society and not give in to the importance we’ve placed on appearance. Why look good and have a great body when you can tell your plastic surgeon to make you look like a monkey and have as horrendous a body as possible. Breasts not quite dragging on the floor? Throw some weights in there doctor. Chest plate looking too normal? Cave that bad boy in.
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First. And sick about it, too.
Disgusting. Just disgusting.
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woah thats some wild stuff.
That’s what Star Jones’ chest looked like after she lost her weight.
Why would you want to show that off?
Not in the least bit sexy.
Not in the least bit sexy.
Wow, you can actually see where the natural tissue itself stops and the fake breast begins—either that or her implant was so lousy as to actually break apart, which very well may be the case. Photo 3 looks like someone basically just put a vagina on her chest. Maybe she’s confused about what tittyfucking means?
way too much titi fucking…
Umm, Paula, see that shiny thing hanging on the wall at home? It’s called a mirror. You might want to go ahead and take a look into that thing before leaving the house.
WTF?
Easily the grossest thing I
OMG. Doesn’t she own a mirror?
Double cleavage. People would line up and pay money to see that at the carnival.
Easily the grossest thing I
Time to call a doctor, Paula. Also a lawyer. And pick up some high-collared dresses, too, to avoid traumatizing the general public.
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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That’s gross. Didn’t she look in the mirror before she left the house??!!
Why does she look like that anyway?? What happened??
Nice Granny tits.
fucking gross!! Does she look in the mirror at all? It’s like a urinal on her chest…it gives titty fucking a whole new meaning
Wow! I can’t believe this chick was my high school crush. I’m talkin’ picture inside my locker….poster on my bedroom wall. Bought all her crappy Cd’s ….what was I thinking??!?!
Her popularity is not the only things deflated. I bet Emilio Estevez is glad he chunked that ride…..
Attack of the giant crater chest…
I wish NewGuy was here so he could tell me those pictures were FAKE.
Her nipples obviously point south.
Straight up now tell me Is it gonna be you and me together?
All that chest needs is a little Bondo.
It looks like all the fun is worn out of those bags.
@21 Dead man’s chest, indeed.
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You don’t need ‘NewGuy’ osh, I’ll help you… FAKE, FAKE, FAKE… those pictures are obviously and completely FAKE!
I would change my views on plastic surgery if I looked like that. Oh wait, I’m pro plastic surgery anyway. Get that fixed!
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If someone mentions this to her she’ll probably cry. Then laugh. Then sob hysterically. Then laugh some more, while mumbling incoherently about the moth hiding the cornflake between her melons… oh, Simon…
That’s disgusting. The dangers of plastic surgery part 856,279.
I seriously hope superfish doesn’t leave us with just this story all weekend – it’s making me feel ill…
O.k. here
Disgusting…..doesn’t she have a mirror??? come on….yacks
I’m blind, I’m blind!
Look, a sucking chest wound.
I wonder if she has a mirror…
Here’s a new twist on it… I WONDERING if she has a mirror…
Here’s a new twist on it… I’m WONDERING if she has a mirror…
Here’s a new twist on it… I’m WONDERING if she has a mirror…
That actually kinda looks like natural saggy boobs and malnurishment. There are a large number of people in the world born without sternums (the thing that holds your ribcage together) and I’m willing to bet that Paula is one of them. Anyone ready to say other wise is a cold hearted snake, look into his eyes…uh-oh he’s been telling lies.
I wonder if she has a mirror…
you’ll notice in the last picture that her dress is actually giving us a signal…
aqua blue, DO NOT CROSS SIGN.
OK I don’t mean to rag on the creators again but they really need to get with the times, forget Hilton’s ferrett TMZ did an awesome fucking interview with her I laughed my ass off: http://www.tmz.com/2006/07/20/paris-to-tmz-users-youve-hurt-me-bad/
OK I don’t mean to rag on the creators again but they really need to get with the times, forget Hilton’s ferrett TMZ did an awesome fucking interview with her I laughed my ass off: http://www.tmz.com/2006/07/20/paris-to-tmz-users-youve-hurt-me-bad/
OK I don’t mean to rag on the creators again but they really need to get with the times, forget Hilton’s ferrett TMZ did an awesome fucking interview with her I laughed my ass off: http://www.tmz.com/2006/07/20/paris-to-tmz-users-youve-hurt-me-bad/
I heart Osh
in the last picture you will notice that her dress is giving us a sign…
aqua blue, DO NOT CROSS…
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“born without sternums” why that’s just silly!… without a sternum what would hold your ribs together!? …
all this rib talks making me hungry for some Tony Roma
DOUBLE POST, ERROR ERROR dam fingers
Her boobs have left me deflated.
Oh,that? That’s what happened when Emilio Estevez ripped out her heart.
anybody else notice Tatoo and his sweet tie in the 2nd picture?