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It takes a real woman like Paula Abdul to say “Screw you!” to society and not give in to the importance we’ve placed on appearance. Why look good and have a great body when you can tell your plastic surgeon to make you look like a monkey and have as horrendous a body as possible. Breasts not quite dragging on the floor? Throw some weights in there doctor. Chest plate looking too normal? Cave that bad boy in.
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MaryBackstayge | July 21, 2006 at 12:27 pm
First. And sick about it, too.
SoftBlueGlow | July 21, 2006 at 12:27 pm
Disgusting. Just disgusting.
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
joker13 | July 21, 2006 at 12:28 pm
woah thats some wild stuff.
Doxes | July 21, 2006 at 12:29 pm
That’s what Star Jones’ chest looked like after she lost her weight.
Why would you want to show that off?
ScriptRadar | July 21, 2006 at 12:31 pm
Not in the least bit sexy.
ScriptRadar | July 21, 2006 at 12:31 pm
Not in the least bit sexy.
Celetina | July 21, 2006 at 12:31 pm
Wow, you can actually see where the natural tissue itself stops and the fake breast begins—either that or her implant was so lousy as to actually break apart, which very well may be the case. Photo 3 looks like someone basically just put a vagina on her chest. Maybe she’s confused about what tittyfucking means?
bigponie | July 21, 2006 at 12:32 pm
way too much titi fucking…
chelleann66 | July 21, 2006 at 12:33 pm
Umm, Paula, see that shiny thing hanging on the wall at home? It’s called a mirror. You might want to go ahead and take a look into that thing before leaving the house.
WTF?
shankyouverymuch | July 21, 2006 at 12:33 pm
Easily the grossest thing I
Joanne Viskup | July 21, 2006 at 12:33 pm
OMG. Doesn’t she own a mirror?
flamarkel | July 21, 2006 at 12:34 pm
Double cleavage. People would line up and pay money to see that at the carnival.
shankyouverymuch | July 21, 2006 at 12:35 pm
Easily the grossest thing I
Glossed Over | July 21, 2006 at 12:35 pm
Time to call a doctor, Paula. Also a lawyer. And pick up some high-collared dresses, too, to avoid traumatizing the general public.
http://glossedover.com
andrewthezeppo | July 21, 2006 at 12:35 pm
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sarah-Jean | July 21, 2006 at 12:36 pm
That’s gross. Didn’t she look in the mirror before she left the house??!!
Why does she look like that anyway?? What happened??
slydre33 | July 21, 2006 at 12:37 pm
Nice Granny tits.
francesfarmer | July 21, 2006 at 12:37 pm
fucking gross!! Does she look in the mirror at all? It’s like a urinal on her chest…it gives titty fucking a whole new meaning
Jaydel | July 21, 2006 at 12:39 pm
Wow! I can’t believe this chick was my high school crush. I’m talkin’ picture inside my locker….poster on my bedroom wall. Bought all her crappy Cd’s ….what was I thinking??!?!
jFp | July 21, 2006 at 12:41 pm
Her popularity is not the only things deflated. I bet Emilio Estevez is glad he chunked that ride…..
shankyouverymuch | July 21, 2006 at 12:42 pm
Attack of the giant crater chest…
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 21, 2006 at 12:43 pm
I wish NewGuy was here so he could tell me those pictures were FAKE.
RichPort | July 21, 2006 at 12:45 pm
Her nipples obviously point south.
Jaydel | July 21, 2006 at 12:48 pm
Straight up now tell me Is it gonna be you and me together?
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 21, 2006 at 12:48 pm
All that chest needs is a little Bondo.
jane's eyre | July 21, 2006 at 12:48 pm
It looks like all the fun is worn out of those bags.
@21 Dead man’s chest, indeed.
shankyouverymuch | July 21, 2006 at 12:48 pm
#22
You don’t need ‘NewGuy’ osh, I’ll help you… FAKE, FAKE, FAKE… those pictures are obviously and completely FAKE!
Icognito79 | July 21, 2006 at 12:50 pm
I would change my views on plastic surgery if I looked like that. Oh wait, I’m pro plastic surgery anyway. Get that fixed!
http://wobblybitsgirl.blogspot.com/
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 21, 2006 at 12:51 pm
If someone mentions this to her she’ll probably cry. Then laugh. Then sob hysterically. Then laugh some more, while mumbling incoherently about the moth hiding the cornflake between her melons… oh, Simon…
MyWellRehearsedMistake | July 21, 2006 at 12:53 pm
That’s disgusting. The dangers of plastic surgery part 856,279.
I seriously hope superfish doesn’t leave us with just this story all weekend – it’s making me feel ill…
shankyouverymuch | July 21, 2006 at 1:01 pm
O.k. here
C.B. | July 21, 2006 at 1:02 pm
Disgusting…..doesn’t she have a mirror??? come on….yacks
Monotonouslanguor | July 21, 2006 at 1:02 pm
I’m blind, I’m blind!
Look, a sucking chest wound.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 21, 2006 at 1:06 pm
I wonder if she has a mirror…
shankyouverymuch | July 21, 2006 at 1:08 pm
Here’s a new twist on it… I WONDERING if she has a mirror…
shankyouverymuch | July 21, 2006 at 1:08 pm
Here’s a new twist on it… I’m WONDERING if she has a mirror…
shankyouverymuch | July 21, 2006 at 1:08 pm
Here’s a new twist on it… I’m WONDERING if she has a mirror…
educatedguess | July 21, 2006 at 1:09 pm
That actually kinda looks like natural saggy boobs and malnurishment. There are a large number of people in the world born without sternums (the thing that holds your ribcage together) and I’m willing to bet that Paula is one of them. Anyone ready to say other wise is a cold hearted snake, look into his eyes…uh-oh he’s been telling lies.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 21, 2006 at 1:10 pm
I wonder if she has a mirror…
bigponie | July 21, 2006 at 1:10 pm
you’ll notice in the last picture that her dress is actually giving us a signal…
aqua blue, DO NOT CROSS SIGN.
francesfarmer | July 21, 2006 at 1:10 pm
OK I don’t mean to rag on the creators again but they really need to get with the times, forget Hilton’s ferrett TMZ did an awesome fucking interview with her I laughed my ass off: http://www.tmz.com/2006/07/20/paris-to-tmz-users-youve-hurt-me-bad/
francesfarmer | July 21, 2006 at 1:10 pm
OK I don’t mean to rag on the creators again but they really need to get with the times, forget Hilton’s ferrett TMZ did an awesome fucking interview with her I laughed my ass off: http://www.tmz.com/2006/07/20/paris-to-tmz-users-youve-hurt-me-bad/
francesfarmer | July 21, 2006 at 1:10 pm
OK I don’t mean to rag on the creators again but they really need to get with the times, forget Hilton’s ferrett TMZ did an awesome fucking interview with her I laughed my ass off: http://www.tmz.com/2006/07/20/paris-to-tmz-users-youve-hurt-me-bad/
CruisingForCock | July 21, 2006 at 1:13 pm
I heart Osh
bigponie | July 21, 2006 at 1:16 pm
in the last picture you will notice that her dress is giving us a sign…
aqua blue, DO NOT CROSS…
shankyouverymuch | July 21, 2006 at 1:16 pm
#38
“born without sternums” why that’s just silly!… without a sternum what would hold your ribs together!? …
all this rib talks making me hungry for some Tony Roma
bigponie | July 21, 2006 at 1:17 pm
DOUBLE POST, ERROR ERROR dam fingers
ScriptRadar | July 21, 2006 at 1:18 pm
Her boobs have left me deflated.
jrzmommy | July 21, 2006 at 1:22 pm
Oh,that? That’s what happened when Emilio Estevez ripped out her heart.
UCSD | July 21, 2006 at 1:26 pm
anybody else notice Tatoo and his sweet tie in the 2nd picture?