Paula Abdul has a meltdown

May 31st, 2007 // 57 Comments

Paula Abdul was captured having a meltdown during a recent conference call with a group of publicists this week. She says on the tape:

“I’ve never been treated this way and I’ve never seen anybody treated this way. This is just too much to stomach. I’ve been going through tremendous amounts of a difficult time. I do a call-in every week for OK! Magazine on ‘American Idol.’ Because of my brilliant job, they want to do a cover on me. I’m being told by Howard Bragman that I’m too old and no one will ever want to do a cover. I’m being tested. All I’ve ever wanted in my life is to be treated fairly and be treated with kindness. And I’ve never in my entire career been treated this way. The people who are supposed to take care of these things do not. I have to clean up after them everywhere they go. And I’m tired of it. Howard Bragman on Monday – he did some disgusting behavior. I had to go to Jimmy Kimmel with no publicist there. [Abdul appeared on Kimmel's show on May 15.] I go on with no publicist there and I pay this man … I don’t understand how this man can call me a whining bitch. I’ve never in my life been called a whining bitch and a loser.”

Remember last week when she allegedly broke her nose after tripping over her Chihuahua? Turns out she lied, and she actually cut it when she threw a glass against the wall and it shattered. So, yeah, if you couldn’t already tell from just looking at her, there’s something very wrong with her mind. I give it a week before she can’t even walk straight, and starts stumbling around mumbling incoherently, unable to focus her eyes. And by a week I mean two years ago.


  1. titsonsnack

    She dresses her little dogs in designer outfits. Nuff said.

  2. melena

    writer- i wish you were my best friend. you always make me laugh.

  3. Sounds too tough Paula! I truly sympathize with you. You WALKED into a job that got you back in the spotlight, millions of dollars and you get to have sex with guys 20 years younger. Come on now.

    By the way, there is ZERO question that I’d still have sex with this woman. I’d actually prefer her sipping on a martini and completely ignoring me while I were pathetically thrusting.

  4. havoc

    I thought she broke her chihuahua?

  5. Chauncey Gardner

    “I’ve been going through tremendous amounts of a difficult time.”

    Celebrities are so fucking dumb. You don’t even really need to comment on this kind of shit. There’s nothing anyone can say that’s funnier than this.

  6. Fishstick in the hizzouse. And i threw a glass at her little rat-dog.

  7. Hallucinogen’s man.

  8. captain obvious

    blahblahblah, I don’t hear a word she says…all I can think of is that disgusting and freakish rack she’s sporting…I just wanna know;how on earth do boobs turn out like that?! You would think she could afford a really good plastic surgeon.

  9. MrSemprini

    OK, give me a rubber hose, 15 yards of spandex, a Porta-Potty, a case of spam and a vacuum cleaner and I’ll have all these diva girls fixed in no time. Can’t explain my methods, y’know. Old family secret. I will say that my grandfather got most of his inspiration from Mr. Wizard. Or Mr. Ed. Hmmm, gotta go ask Gramma.

  10. #8: I think thats what happened to her dog. She stuffed him in her boob.

  11. Ruby

    I’m convinced that she has some kind of disease like MS or Parkinsons and she tries hard to hide it. By doing tons of fucking coke and having a career that is watched by millions. What a disguise!

  12. mmm…tons of fucking coke…..

  13. lala

    ew…old and orange

  14. Jimbo ?

    @3 Brock – Thanks for the link. That is a great web site. Those chicks are hot!!!

  15. Princess

    she belongs in a room with padded walls..

  16. zuzuspetals

    I’ve been going through tremendous amounts of a difficult time, too.
    Christ, how do these unbelievably stupid and inarticulate people even make it through the front door of the house without explicit instructions?

  17. galaxy

    Her nose looks like a penis /w two bumps in this photo.

  18. LL

    She had to go on a talk show with no publicist on standby? Oh, the humanity… those people in Darfur are the whiny bitches, complaining about having no food or homes and bein’ burned alive, when injustices like what Paula Abdul has suffered go unpunished. I don’t know if I can continue working, I might have to take off early today in solidarity with Paula.

    What a cooz. I’m glad I didn’t help make her rich and famous by watching that show.

  19. Bugman4045

    “All I’ve ever wanted in my life is to be treated fairly and be treated with kindness.”
    You picked the wrong profession….whining bitch

  20. I’d love to share 12 vicodin, 3 bottles of red wine and a pack of Marlboro Reds with her … but something tells me she doesn’t like to share when it comes to those items …

  21. Jimbo ?

    @20 and that is before breakfast. She is such a flake. I was forced to watch this year American Idol and I saw no value to her. She just copied what ever Randy said.

    Nice DMBS! I clicked on her nipples again and still nothing happened, but I enjoyed it

  22. Jimbo, you keep clicking those nipples and I’ll keep trying to figure out a way to make it do something … and by “trying” I mean “not doing anything at all” … but I will keep putting up boob shots on my blog.

    Anyway, that chick is Ewa Sonnet. I used to spend hours looking for pornography in which she did something other than dance around to Gwen Stefani topless, or play pool topless, and — while the videos in which she did those things were fantastic — I eventually came to disdain her for never so much as tickling a penis on camera … I’m over it now … not really …

  23. LL

    Forced to watch American Idol? Where do you live, Gitmo? Abu Ghraib? Simon Cowell’s house?

  24. Paula Alibaba is old,
    stupid, orange, drugged
    out, pozer, with no talent.

    and doesn’t she belong to
    the taliban? why is she
    really here….

    I heard of the Mafia, the
    Ruzzian Mafia, she must be
    the Muslum Mafia…..that
    publicist will watch the hell

  25. What a tough life she’s had. I will admit, closing your eyes and getting flashbacks to having sex with Emilio Estevez wouldn’t be a pretty site. But frankly Paula has done NOTHING but bitch and self destruct her entire career.

    She was bullimic and crazy when she was younger, and now she is a lying drug addict who is crazy. Must be tough to do a job that requires no talant, and has the entire world thinking you’re an idiot, but you are not going to get fired.

    So basically she gets to act stupid, gets paid a fortune and can’t get fired. Paula needs to take whatever little pill makes her feel the happiest and shut the fuck up.

  26. guest

    I wish I would have seen her before.

    Before what? you ask.

    Before she got all those lines all over her face. She is older than Hell!

  27. DJFredFlintstone

    She BROKE HER NOSE on shattered glass? That makes even less sense than the Chihuahua story.

  28. cosmetologist


    She is orange because she takes tanning pills. They were very popular before there were tanning salons everywhere. The pills are made out of carrot concentrate, and that is why she is orange. They fell out-of-favor in the ’80s when Giant Rabbits started to chase everyone around.

  29. I’d hit it when she’s zonked on somas and percocets, then she wouldn’t notice when I shit on her tits and play tic tac toe in my feces. I’m always X and I’d always win with Paula.

  30. I had sex with her.

  31. iamsosmrt

    #18, LL thank you, you are awesome.

    I can’t stand all theese greedy self important horrible celebitches. They have no concept of reality and no understanding of what life is really about, being spoonfed, having their asses wiped and living in luxury day in and day out, it’s sickeningly selfish lifestyle. I pity them because they are truly worthless.

    However I must add that Paula is highly medicated due to a rare illness (no it’s not stupidy or lethal sluttiness, which Paris, Lohan and Brit have to be medicated for) so it’s normal for her to act strangely, all highly medicated people do. But the spoiled bitch thing that’s her fucking horrible personality and there’s no excuse for it.

  32. wedgeone

    It’s official – seeing her THAT orange has me convinced that “Planet of the Apes” was real. Charlton Heston’s version, not that rereleased P.O.S.
    She must have been the star ape in that new one.

  33. Kamiki

    “He did some disgusting behaviour” When will she learn how to speak properly.
    I did some typing bitchy comments earlier and I am didding some more now.

  34. leelee

    I don’t get it– what is she freaking out about?
    What exactly is going on with her, because I don’t watch American Idol and the only thing I’ve heard about her recently is the whole (not)breaking her nose thing.

  35. marie

    She certainly sounded coherent, competent and classy on a previous interview. She spoke very clearly about chronic pain syndrome and made it plain how much it affects her life.
    I don’t believe I would pay anyone to insult me; this publist sounds like a real loser. What idiot would jeopardize his own career by badmouthing his client?

  36. Kamiki

    @36 if their client is a very difficult, demanding & obnoxious person they might perhaps?



  38. imran karim

    what is she having a meltdown about? she gets lots of money to sit and giggle and be drunk

    imran karim

  39. fag4eva

    I used to go to school with school with Paula Abdul, she was the one that tried to hang around the cool group but got told to “Fuck off” and then she tried to hang around the losers and they told her to “Make like a Star-trek C11 star cruiser and go into hyperspace”, that means to also fuck off… true story so get fucked

  40. Paula, how many little boyz
    did U abuzed thiz year….

    U R now juzt like the Catholic
    prieztz, they love their little
    boyz, too…if you weren’t muslum
    you’d for sure be Catholic…

    Y don’t U grow the hell up and
    get an old boyfriend, coz, bitch,
    U R old…

  41. Rachel

    Hard..oh please. Try raising 3 kids while your husband is in Iraq for the 3rd time. Give me a break.

  42. wayne moores

    For Christ sake, her 15 miniutes are so fucking over…can’t believe anyone pays her to be around,,,then complain bitterly about your situation to boot…unbelieveable.

  43. Sara

    I’m in the military and nothing is so annoying to me as hearing dependants bitch about how hard their lives are.

  44. becky

    wow, these rich heffers loose all reality of life. SHE LIVES IN THE CLOUDS WITH THE CAREBEARS!
    LMAO…I’d rather be poor as fuck, then to deal with the celeb crap.
    I can’t believe I bought her tape as a kid LMFAO!

  45. becky


  46. fag4eva

    You better believe it Becky, dickhead.

  47. angela love

    all of yaw are fucking ignorant. I love American Idol and i love Paula Abdul. Everyone is just jealous because there not making the money she is. And i think she is a beautiful person. So all of yaw fuck off and leave her alone. Yaw think yaw are perfect well she is human and she has problems. Don’t hate her cause she is RICH AND FAMOUS AND YAW ARE BROKE AND JEALOUS

  48. Dr. Mohammad Wakil

    Dear Paula Abdul
    I would like to get marry you r u ready.
    I am very handsome boy from India. I am 28 years I mean my date of birth 3/12/1979.

    Pleaseays yes

    Dr. M. Wakil

  49. Dr. Momammad Wakil

    I love you a lot. I cant live without you . I want to marry you please say yes darling mee too agree so lets go to court so get marry.

    paula u will be very hsppy with me. i am a complete man who can give you al kinds of sex satisfaction. i am 28 years. whenever i will make sex with you you will cry with the pain of your vulva. actually my sperm will come out after 1 hours now you can decide what will you do?

    Paula darling I shall fuck u regularly. My penis is very strong you can have it after marry. My penis will be devited only for your fucking center I mean for your bottom.

    Dr. M. Wakil

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