Paula Abdul got beat up

abdul-beat-up.jpgPaula Abdul filed a police report on Tuesday claiming she had been a victim of battery at a private party over the weekend. Police Lt. Paul Vernon said in a statement yesterday:

“According to Abdul, the man at the party argued with her, grabbed her by the arm and threw her against a wall. She said she had sustained a concussion and spinal injuries.”

Beating women up is pretty serious, but I can’t help but think Paula just fell down the stairs or something. Considering how intoxicated she gets on American Idol, I can only imagine what it’s like at an actual party. I picture slurred words, a lot of stumbing around, and falling through at least one or two tables.


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