Paula Abdul reportedly went diva on a recent flight and demanded special treatment. A source tells Star:
“She pulled a major diva trip. The other passengers were not amused. She asked to be let on the plane and seated first.” When Abdul was told that only young children, people with disabilities and the elderly were allowed to board early, she reportedly declared, “But I’m famous! I need to go on first!” A number of fellow passengers heard the exchange, and one shouted at her: “You’re no Sanjaya! You have to board like everyone else.” That, according to the source, prompted a round of laughter from the others – except Abdul. Once boarding began, Abdul pushed her way in front of the rest of the passengers so that she did get on first, and tried to keep the seat next to her empty, telling others it was taken. Finally, a flight attendant told her she had to give up the seat because the flight was full. Abdul kept her head bowed and reportedly was “twitchy” during much of the trip.
This sounds completely made-up, even for Paula Abdul. Plus the source is Star, so that doesn’t help much either. You’d get more reliable reporting from some scribbles on a Post-It note you found in the trash.
#23 – HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!! OMFG!
Who cares about the story as much as how fake those cans are – they are so hideous they make Pam Anderson’s & Jenna Jameson’s look delightful!
39 read my mind! God DAMN that’s a scary tit job.
She does have a disability: those sagging, depressed tits! She should board a plane first, so that nobody will be able to look at ‘em.
Egad. That fake droppy booby cleave makes me want to gag.
click here to find out what paula has to say for herself,
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If clevage that looks like that doesn’t qualify as a disability, I don’t know what does! It looks like her sternum is made of silly putty and someone threw a golf ball at it. Ick!
I always wondered what my sternum would look like if I just started spontaneously banging the shit out of it with a mallet. I’M IN! Sign me up.
Wow…my wife Ethel is 89 and doesn’t have tits like those.
#57 – looks like she needs some flesh colored spackling compound to fill in that crater between her tits. If that gap was filled with ice cream, a full grown man couldn’t eat that much.
#9 #47 – didn’t you see Alien?? Her chest is healed over now but that is where the alien came out. She isn’t decent enough to keep it covered. She may have been the one to bring Xenu here.
fucking retard, coke head, junky bitch. what r those things on her chest?, it looks like excess skin to me….yup a pair of flip flops.
Sorry #26, I didn’t read your post first. You are right. Britney vagina is one thing, but the real horror is her chest and it isn’t just a “flash” – she keeps it fully displayed for hours on end. I think that is much worse (except for anything Paris shows) and we should all keep that in mind *shudder* when we start criticizing Lohan, etc. – they have seen her and now don’t know any better.
Paula is fucking awesome. she is an amazing dancer and was a great performer. you guys need to back off. of course her tits are fucked up, she’s like 50 or something! STRAIGHT UP LOVE YOU PAULA!!
dirk691—Paula sang freakin 2 songs I can remember and she is not a good dancer..she’s not a good anything except an alcoholic,drug user that rattles on and freakin on about bullshit…when she is no expert about singing or anything, except being stoned. That’s the show they should put her on ” Can you tell us how stoned the Idol is”? She’s stupid, SIMON, please replace her, otherwise, I’m done with that show.
Little (old) Miss Drug Fucked
Little (old) Miss Shit Faced
Little (old) Miss Botched Tit Job
take your pick!! sad old woman, get into rehab!!
Dumb broad.
59 HAHHAHAHAHAAA!!
Off the shoulder blouses = no-no for Paula
I don’t believe it. That’s just stupid.
I would expect that from Paris, Brit or Lilo, but why would Paula even be flying coach? Stupid.
nice cleavage
PLEASE SPARE US YOUR FAKE UGLY BREAST..WHAT MAKES THIS BITCH THINK WE WANT TO SEE SUCH AN UGLY DISPLAY..?
HELP..MOMMIE ALERT..SOMEONE SAID MY MOMMIE,BRITTNEY SPEARS WAS IN HERE,,BUT I CAN’T FIND HER..MY BROTHER AND I R HUNGRY AND WE WANT ROCKED TO SLEEP..PLEASE,,SOMEONE TELL MY MOMMIE SHE HAS KIDS.HELP,,MOMMMIIIEEE!!!!!
OMG…whats up with her boobs…they look like they were squashed
PAULA,,YOU SUCK AND YOUR UGLY, BUT AT LEAST YOU NOT LIKE MY MOM(BRITTNEY SPEARS),,YOU DIDN’T HAVE TWO KIDS THAT YOU HATE AND WON’T HOLD AND ROCK TO BED AT NIGHT..MOMMIE!
I know it’s been mentioned already but… FRANKENBOOBS!
I didn’t have time to read the story.
I’m still trying to figure out why her chest looks like that.
thats happens when you are a bitch xoxo
No – there’s no way that Paula would be on a commercial flight. Then again, she does get an American Idol judge salary. Still.
She’s like Mr. Bean
I like the bit where she pushes everybody out the way, it sounds like a water slide or something… Paula wants to get in the pool first.
Why does Paula look like WTF?? Why is her chest looking like it caved in (or about to)Why is Follyhood so gone over board? WANT to know.
she needs to straighten her wig..