Paula Abdul reportedly went diva on a recent flight and demanded special treatment. A source tells Star:
“She pulled a major diva trip. The other passengers were not amused. She asked to be let on the plane and seated first.” When Abdul was told that only young children, people with disabilities and the elderly were allowed to board early, she reportedly declared, “But I’m famous! I need to go on first!” A number of fellow passengers heard the exchange, and one shouted at her: “You’re no Sanjaya! You have to board like everyone else.” That, according to the source, prompted a round of laughter from the others – except Abdul. Once boarding began, Abdul pushed her way in front of the rest of the passengers so that she did get on first, and tried to keep the seat next to her empty, telling others it was taken. Finally, a flight attendant told her she had to give up the seat because the flight was full. Abdul kept her head bowed and reportedly was “twitchy” during much of the trip.
This sounds completely made-up, even for Paula Abdul. Plus the source is Star, so that doesn’t help much either. You’d get more reliable reporting from some scribbles on a Post-It note you found in the trash.
rrd | April 18, 2007 at 12:44 pm
no, no, I believe it. She is unstable
Kristin | April 18, 2007 at 12:45 pm
I was so close to first. Damn you typekey. Lol. =] I don’t think she would act like a diva.
Fishstick | April 18, 2007 at 12:45 pm
see? i did that by complaining about cameron diaz. i rule.
tits_on_snack | April 18, 2007 at 12:47 pm
the boooooooooobs!
tits_on_snack | April 18, 2007 at 12:48 pm
This woman is a wreck. Her face looks like a monkey. Her tits are fucking disgusting. She owns a bunch of little dogs and dresses them up in jackets. Ahhh.
Fifth Stooge | April 18, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Straight up denied.
HerpesHilton | April 18, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Where’s Chuck Norris when you need him?
Fishstick | April 18, 2007 at 12:50 pm
John Tesh is eating my brain….
HollyJ | April 18, 2007 at 12:50 pm
WTF IS WRONG WITH HER STERNUM?!?!
whitney's sex toys | April 18, 2007 at 12:50 pm
why is she flying southwest?
tits_on_snack | April 18, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Oh and again: What’s with the “blonde hair” background wallpaper on the main page of this site, and on PerezHilton…? And who the hell are the people clinging to it? Did I miss something?
DrunkBlogger | April 18, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Why?…she’s so hot. J/k. Get it?
Jimbo | April 18, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Thank you Fish you RULE!!!
WTC She looks like Micheal Jackson. How much fucking makeup do they put on her when she is on American Idol. No wonder Simon is a dick to her. She probably scared his little will back up inside of him
Fishstick | April 18, 2007 at 1:00 pm
ew. shes on something man, i was flippin through channels the other night and came across her “critiquing” (sp?) on American Idol and she seemed like she either has down syndrome or she was doped up. Take your pick.
Fishstick | April 18, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Her sad boobies look like they’re gonna eat me :/
Jimbo | April 18, 2007 at 1:01 pm
I was wondering who the smelly old bitch was that would not let me take my seat when I flew out to Chicago this week. It was her. Fucking Bitch!!! she kept taking my champain and was tring to eat my ice cream.
BigJim | April 18, 2007 at 1:05 pm
“You’re no Sanjaya!”
Could there possibly be a better burn in the history of the known universe?
2for2true | April 18, 2007 at 1:05 pm
yeech….looks like Estelle Getty from the neck down….and yes, I know Estelle’s dead.
Jimbo | April 18, 2007 at 1:08 pm
I hope that butt munch Sangina wins
Fishstick | April 18, 2007 at 1:09 pm
Estelle Getty’s dead?!?
Fishstick | April 18, 2007 at 1:09 pm
almost 5pm, almost 5pm…..wheeeee…..
Jimbo | April 18, 2007 at 1:12 pm
Fish you have 45 more minutes
honeycombs_big_yeahyeahyeah! | April 18, 2007 at 1:14 pm
But people with disabilities *were* allowed on first. i don’t see what the issue is.
Fishstick | April 18, 2007 at 1:16 pm
45 minutes, but if i start drinking now it will only feel like 10…..
honeycombs_big_yeahyeahyeah! | April 18, 2007 at 1:16 pm
18, 20: No, Estelle is not dead fortunately. Damn, she put the ‘gold’ in Golden Girls.
the trouble w/ tribble | April 18, 2007 at 1:16 pm
She did a interview a couple years back and revealed she was in chronic, severe all over body pain for decades. I forgot how she got rid of the pain, oh ya, reliable ‘ol Vicodin! She’s addicted to drugs and pain killers and uses her diagnosis as an exuce to remain high and dumb all the time, but what is her exuce for exposing us poor souls to that scary chest of hers? Does she really think she looks sexy?! O ya, she’s high all the time. She doesn’t think. That picture of her looks like something from “Plastic surguries gone terribly wrong!” Doesn’t she have an advisor with all that cash she’s makin off of Idol?
Jimbo | April 18, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Drinking is good. It thnk I am going to do that tonight. Lots of it!!!!
lambman | April 18, 2007 at 1:23 pm
PAULA DOESN’T HAVE A DISABILITY?!?!?!
Jimbo | April 18, 2007 at 1:27 pm
She does too!! She is retarded
MrSemprini | April 18, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Her sweater panthers look like they’re trying to escape.
Tear, flesh, tear! We will be FREE!!!!
I weep for joy…
FRIST!!! | April 18, 2007 at 1:33 pm
Who shot her in the chest???
jamie | April 18, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Remember, she is only an addict, you have to give her some credit.
FRIST!!! | April 18, 2007 at 1:36 pm
It’s never too early to start drinkin. Ever heard of a two-martini breakfast???
Mimosas?
Bloody mary is the breakfast of champions.
I drink at work all the time. Guess I’m no better than Paula!!!
FRIST!!! | April 18, 2007 at 1:40 pm
Fish, pass the bottle. I got another 3 and 1/2 hours here…:(
lfrankel | April 18, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Eh, I don’t buy into a story like this. It is an uncredible source and seems too out of character. Check out the latest videos of Paula from American Idol on http://scenemaker.net
bedbugsandballyhoo | April 18, 2007 at 1:49 pm
I think she had a meteor crash into the middle of her chest.
anothershityear | April 18, 2007 at 1:49 pm
it’s already been said above, and it’s just too obvious, but it’s too tempting, so here goes (again):
“..people with disabilities..”
look at that picture of her for this story once more..
you sure we couldn’t find SOMETHING???!
Fishstick | April 18, 2007 at 1:50 pm
WOOHOO! only 12 minutes left! i will have a drink for everyone here. by the time i am done, it will be time to come back tomorrow…
cherylina | April 18, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Tori Spelling and Paula must have the same plastic surgeon, I mean look at the cave between her boobs!
billyflamingo | April 18, 2007 at 1:50 pm
this site has gotten so boring. another boring picture and a boring story. what happened to the edge? what’s on tap for tomorrow – paris hilton puts on shoes, lohan combs her hair, olsen twins get into a car– wow – you sleuth… get a scoop or get a life.
bedbugsandballyhoo | April 18, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Does that count as a disability?
MelodyD | April 18, 2007 at 1:51 pm
WTF is wrong with her chest …? This woman is falling apart.
yolatengo | April 18, 2007 at 1:55 pm
good god women cover that shit up!!!
yolatengo | April 18, 2007 at 1:56 pm
“…this is your chest on silicone”
FRIST!!! | April 18, 2007 at 1:57 pm
See you tomorrow fish
Lowlands | April 18, 2007 at 1:59 pm
That’s why i always appear with dark sunglasses and a stuffed guidedog when i’ve to board on a plane.
Yourfairytale | April 18, 2007 at 2:08 pm
What the hell is with her sunken in chest?
Jedi Kevin | April 18, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Fake story to go with her fake tits.
castanza | April 18, 2007 at 2:12 pm
I’m not a woman, nor do I have cleavage.. but if mine looked like that, combined with that solar plexus area – I would not wear a shirt like that. I do have a solar plexus though.
Notorious | April 18, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Her chest is collapsing, some one call a doctor!