Paula Abdul gets denied

April 18th, 2007 // 82 Comments
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Paula Abdul reportedly went diva on a recent flight and demanded special treatment. A source tells Star:

“She pulled a major diva trip. The other passengers were not amused. She asked to be let on the plane and seated first.” When Abdul was told that only young children, people with disabilities and the elderly were allowed to board early, she reportedly declared, “But I’m famous! I need to go on first!” A number of fellow passengers heard the exchange, and one shouted at her: “You’re no Sanjaya! You have to board like everyone else.” That, according to the source, prompted a round of laughter from the others – except Abdul. Once boarding began, Abdul pushed her way in front of the rest of the passengers so that she did get on first, and tried to keep the seat next to her empty, telling others it was taken. Finally, a flight attendant told her she had to give up the seat because the flight was full. Abdul kept her head bowed and reportedly was “twitchy” during much of the trip.

This sounds completely made-up, even for Paula Abdul. Plus the source is Star, so that doesn’t help much either. You’d get more reliable reporting from some scribbles on a Post-It note you found in the trash.

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  1. rrd

    no, no, I believe it. She is unstable

  2. Kristin

    I was so close to first. Damn you typekey. Lol. =] I don’t think she would act like a diva.

  3. Fishstick

    see? i did that by complaining about cameron diaz. i rule.

  4. tits_on_snack

    the boooooooooobs!

  5. tits_on_snack

    This woman is a wreck. Her face looks like a monkey. Her tits are fucking disgusting. She owns a bunch of little dogs and dresses them up in jackets. Ahhh.

  6. Straight up denied.

  7. Where’s Chuck Norris when you need him?

  8. Fishstick

    John Tesh is eating my brain….

  9. HollyJ

    WTF IS WRONG WITH HER STERNUM?!?!

  10. whitney's sex toys

    why is she flying southwest?

  11. tits_on_snack

    Oh and again: What’s with the “blonde hair” background wallpaper on the main page of this site, and on PerezHilton…? And who the hell are the people clinging to it? Did I miss something?

  12. Why?…she’s so hot. J/k. Get it?

  13. Jimbo

    Thank you Fish you RULE!!!

    WTC She looks like Micheal Jackson. How much fucking makeup do they put on her when she is on American Idol. No wonder Simon is a dick to her. She probably scared his little will back up inside of him

  14. Fishstick

    ew. shes on something man, i was flippin through channels the other night and came across her “critiquing” (sp?) on American Idol and she seemed like she either has down syndrome or she was doped up. Take your pick.

  15. Fishstick

    Her sad boobies look like they’re gonna eat me :/

  16. Jimbo

    I was wondering who the smelly old bitch was that would not let me take my seat when I flew out to Chicago this week. It was her. Fucking Bitch!!! she kept taking my champain and was tring to eat my ice cream.

  17. BigJim

    “You’re no Sanjaya!”

    Could there possibly be a better burn in the history of the known universe?

  18. 2for2true

    yeech….looks like Estelle Getty from the neck down….and yes, I know Estelle’s dead.

  19. Jimbo

    I hope that butt munch Sangina wins

  20. Fishstick

    Estelle Getty’s dead?!?

  21. Fishstick

    almost 5pm, almost 5pm…..wheeeee…..

  22. Jimbo

    Fish you have 45 more minutes

  23. honeycombs_big_yeahyeahyeah!

    But people with disabilities *were* allowed on first. i don’t see what the issue is.

  24. Fishstick

    45 minutes, but if i start drinking now it will only feel like 10…..

  25. honeycombs_big_yeahyeahyeah!

    18, 20: No, Estelle is not dead fortunately. Damn, she put the ‘gold’ in Golden Girls.

  26. She did a interview a couple years back and revealed she was in chronic, severe all over body pain for decades. I forgot how she got rid of the pain, oh ya, reliable ‘ol Vicodin! She’s addicted to drugs and pain killers and uses her diagnosis as an exuce to remain high and dumb all the time, but what is her exuce for exposing us poor souls to that scary chest of hers? Does she really think she looks sexy?! O ya, she’s high all the time. She doesn’t think. That picture of her looks like something from “Plastic surguries gone terribly wrong!” Doesn’t she have an advisor with all that cash she’s makin off of Idol?

  27. Jimbo

    Drinking is good. It thnk I am going to do that tonight. Lots of it!!!!

  28. lambman

    PAULA DOESN’T HAVE A DISABILITY?!?!?!

  29. Jimbo

    She does too!! She is retarded

  30. MrSemprini

    Her sweater panthers look like they’re trying to escape.

    Tear, flesh, tear! We will be FREE!!!!

    I weep for joy…

  31. FRIST!!!

    Who shot her in the chest???

  32. jamie

    Remember, she is only an addict, you have to give her some credit.

  33. FRIST!!!

    It’s never too early to start drinkin. Ever heard of a two-martini breakfast???

    Mimosas?

    Bloody mary is the breakfast of champions.

    I drink at work all the time. Guess I’m no better than Paula!!!

  34. FRIST!!!

    Fish, pass the bottle. I got another 3 and 1/2 hours here…:(

  35. lfrankel

    Eh, I don’t buy into a story like this. It is an uncredible source and seems too out of character. Check out the latest videos of Paula from American Idol on http://scenemaker.net

  36. bedbugsandballyhoo

    I think she had a meteor crash into the middle of her chest.

  37. anothershityear

    it’s already been said above, and it’s just too obvious, but it’s too tempting, so here goes (again):

    “..people with disabilities..”

    look at that picture of her for this story once more..
    you sure we couldn’t find SOMETHING???!

  38. Fishstick

    WOOHOO! only 12 minutes left! i will have a drink for everyone here. by the time i am done, it will be time to come back tomorrow…

  39. cherylina

    Tori Spelling and Paula must have the same plastic surgeon, I mean look at the cave between her boobs!

  40. billyflamingo

    this site has gotten so boring. another boring picture and a boring story. what happened to the edge? what’s on tap for tomorrow – paris hilton puts on shoes, lohan combs her hair, olsen twins get into a car– wow – you sleuth… get a scoop or get a life.

  41. bedbugsandballyhoo

    Does that count as a disability?

  42. MelodyD

    WTF is wrong with her chest …? This woman is falling apart.

  43. yolatengo

    good god women cover that shit up!!!

  44. yolatengo

    “…this is your chest on silicone”

  45. FRIST!!!

    See you tomorrow fish

  46. Lowlands

    That’s why i always appear with dark sunglasses and a stuffed guidedog when i’ve to board on a plane.

  47. Yourfairytale

    What the hell is with her sunken in chest?

  48. Jedi Kevin

    Fake story to go with her fake tits.

  49. castanza

    I’m not a woman, nor do I have cleavage.. but if mine looked like that, combined with that solar plexus area – I would not wear a shirt like that. I do have a solar plexus though.

  50. Notorious

    Her chest is collapsing, some one call a doctor!

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