Paula Abdul finds excuses for being insane

March 22nd, 2006 // 63 Comments

paula_abdul_blames_simon.jpgPaula Abdul admits that she


  1. Binky

    Her sky is really going to be falling now that Chicken Little was voted off. You could see the sexual tension there.
    (ummm…Not that I’ve ever seen the show of course)

  2. jennyjenjen

    OK, I have seen about ten minutes of the show this season (that brings my grand total of all the seasons to 40 minutes) but it is so obvious she is pilled out and also coked up. Teeth clenched (thanks 2) and slurring her speech in a Farrah Fawcet on david Letter or Anna Nichole (as 20 said) kinda way. Who are these peoples managers who let them go on National Television in that shape???

  3. URalllosers

    Straight up now tell me paula, when are you just going to overdose on pills?
    I want you to be replaced by a woman who will actually tell those wannabe “idols” how much they all fucking suck!!! (yes that includes you Clay)
    Even Simon is too nice these days.

  4. Miss_Marple

    #13… tHaT wAs HyStErIcAl…. Sammy’s eye! Oh how my tummy hurts from laughing. Good one… very funny. Thank you.

  5. sxebytch

    i think her behavior is perfectly normal. that’s how i talk after 6 vicodin, 3 valium and a fat ass blunt! don’t forget the Petron chasers.

  6. alteaon

    I am bipolar, and we’re not all wacked out like she is. Maybe I should give her some of my medications, cuz the shit she got ain’t working.

  7. Elikapeka

    Amen #21. Amen.

  8. Jewbacca

    I think Paula is hot, she’s prolly just rolling on some x during the show to be happy. Leave the girl aone.

  9. I watched again last night. She is so botoxed up that I’m surprised she can blink.

  10. CheekyChops

    One word: Vicodin.

  11. TheREALKennyG

    “TURN ME LOOOSE”!!!! Paula Abdul may be a little weird sometimes, but Tom Cruise is the real problem with this society. When Paula jumps on a couch, let me know. Then I’ll be concerned!

  12. neelyohara

    Yes #33 Simon is a chain smoker.

  13. wow, she really is crazy…

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