Paula Abdul admits that she
Paula Abdul finds excuses for being insane
March 22nd, 2006 // 63 Comments
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butterflynans | March 22, 2006 at 2:06 pm
SIMON IS NOT THE ISSUE, THE ISSUE IS WHATS ON HER DRINK DURING THE SHOW!!!
krisdylee | March 22, 2006 at 2:06 pm
she gives me the royal heebie-fuckin’-jeebies….. and what’s with her way of speaking as if she clenches her teeth all the time or some such crazy ass thing…
Foxbase Alpha | March 22, 2006 at 2:06 pm
Paula says the most utterly useless garble on American Idol.
She must be having delusional visions of still dancing with that cartoon cat.
Obadiah | March 22, 2006 at 2:08 pm
Huh?
UNWASHEDMASSES | March 22, 2006 at 2:14 pm
Is she going to blame Simon for the slurring of her words? “I slur my words because Simon is fingerbanging me under the table.” Or the bizarre things that (other than that Corey kid’s member) come out of her mouth? Does anyone else find it amusing that Paul Abdul, 80′s has been/never was, is judging talent? Or that she is semi-retarded? I mean, she was married to Emilio Estevez after all.
bravegirl01 | March 22, 2006 at 2:22 pm
was she really married to emilio estevez? god, I must have blocked out the memory…
crystalballseesall | March 22, 2006 at 2:22 pm
I agree # 1, Unless Simon is slipping something in her drink which I highly doubt but he could be slipping her something…..
Grphdesi23 | March 22, 2006 at 2:22 pm
I say American Idol should replace Paula with a seal who bounces a ball off its nose.
No one would tell the difference.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | March 22, 2006 at 2:27 pm
No, Paula, you got it all wrong. It’s “The cornball who find the melons gets the moth who gets the $2.5 mil. paycheck who then buys all the beans from the British guy with bad breath.” Duh.
Lala | March 22, 2006 at 2:29 pm
I can’t even pay attention to what she says because the girl can’t even sit her ass down for two minutes. Somebody get me some Krazy Glue. I’ll draw all the moths and melons and cornflakes she wants onto her butt, so she’ll never be able to rise out of that chair again!
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | March 22, 2006 at 2:30 pm
P.S., I Watch Stuff makes me frown.
meg | March 22, 2006 at 2:30 pm
didnt she say that on-air before? maybe she’s desperate for some breakfast and bugspray. or maybe she had bugspray for breakfast.
M@ce | March 22, 2006 at 2:33 pm
She’s got something weird going on with her left eye as well. She tries to hide it behind her hair, but it seems to be operating on its own. Maybe she stole Sammy Davis Jr.’s fake eye from his rotting corpse since he was obviously not going to be using it anymore.
That’s right, Paula Abdul is an effing drunken grave robber who digs up bodies looking for vicodin. Is anyone in the least surprised?
Spindoc | March 22, 2006 at 2:36 pm
OK, does anybody remember last year when Paula was litterally acting crazy, I mean interupting Simon every second, dancing on her chair, just being all around crazy? It got to the point that apparently the American Idol Website had blocked use of the words “Drunk” and “Crazy” and USA Today actually had a column called “Paula Watch” that would comment on her behavior after each show. Well, last year she claimed her behavior was becuase she had been in chronic pain for years, but that her new medication had made her pain free and she was just so excited about it. An obvious BS excuse, now this year she blames her behavior on Simon. I think it’s a combo of Botox and whatever she has in that red cup she’s always sipping off of in the show.
Spindoc | March 22, 2006 at 2:38 pm
Oh! Just found this on USA Today, here is one of their quotes this week on the show….
the Barry Manilow segments raised the ick factor to new heights, and after a week of relatively good behavior, Paula’s judgments were muddled and her behavior somewhat unruly — if only America could vote out a judge.
griffmills | March 22, 2006 at 2:38 pm
I’d hit Randy before I’d hit her
CoJo | March 22, 2006 at 2:39 pm
Tell me nobody’s ever fucked with her before in her life.
Although I never liked Simon before – or disliked – or never really thought that much about him to be honest, but I like him now!
How hilarious! He knows she’s a twit as it is and totally unstable and he’s fucking with her – on air – anyways, just to rattle her cage. This is great. I love to do that shit to people!
All hail Simon!
kelly | March 22, 2006 at 2:42 pm
For all you haters, I think Paula is acutually pretty cool. Yes, she is a bit off some nights, but without her, the show would be quite dull. Simon and Randy would get really boring..fast…
Italian Stallion | March 22, 2006 at 2:50 pm
Straight up now tell me am I really gonna be ugly and drunk forever…Or am I just bipolar and having fun……
I wonder how many times Ace has banged her in the ass? Or even better that chicken little dude that she loves……Kevin I think
BabyBayBayLeigh010 | March 22, 2006 at 2:50 pm
Paula Abdul is starting to act a LOT like Anna Nicole Smith….and its scaring me.
tits_on_snack | March 22, 2006 at 2:56 pm
since comments are turned off for the “I watch stuff” post.. i’ll say it here… I WATCH STUFF SUCKS AND IS RARELY, IF EVER, FUNNY.
that-dog-is-shifty-eyed | March 22, 2006 at 3:00 pm
AAHHHHHHHKELLYCLARKSON!
(that was originally paula’s line :thiefs:)
Lala | March 22, 2006 at 3:15 pm
You know…there was a time when Paula used to be considered the “normal” one.
Sigh, the good old days.
MeganHarris | March 22, 2006 at 3:21 pm
It Pisses me off to see grown ups blame other people for their problems.
No, No, it can’t possibly be my fault, I’m always right.
Great message to send to the kids that watch this show. The Entitlement generation.
Shame on her.
Jessiepie | March 22, 2006 at 3:22 pm
Oh my god! I thought it was just me…but other people think there’s something wrong w/ Paula too, thank god!
Didn’t it seem last night that Kellie Pickler was smoking out of Paula’s crack pipe too? She was all messed up talking about mink coats, eyelashes and pictures of pickles…weirdo. I want to slap her.
gogoboots | March 22, 2006 at 3:30 pm
She has a nerve disorder and apparently is addicted to crack. She’s BFF with Whitney Houston, I shit you not.
al rarow | March 22, 2006 at 3:42 pm
“Simon gave me advice and said on
Grphdesi23 | March 22, 2006 at 4:00 pm
You know why Paula was crying when Constantine was booted off? She was reminded of one less great fuck she would have had. She likes the young boys. That way she can pick them until they ripen.
And by the way, I can’t stand Kellie Pickler. She’s not as dumb as everyone thinks. She manipulates everyone and she’s much less talented than people give her credit for.
Spindoc | March 22, 2006 at 4:08 pm
Kelly Pickler says that she’s never sung in front of anybody before, but apparently she won a county-wide beautypagent and competed in the Miss North Carolina PAgent, which was televised…guess what her talent was in both……singing. Gee, guess innocent little gals from small towns can lie. What a shock.
Jacq | March 22, 2006 at 4:09 pm
Maybe Simon can put a roofie in her drink. That way she can just go to sleep… Oh, how I long for the good ol’ days with Scat Cat – I didn’t know how good we had it.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | March 22, 2006 at 4:17 pm
I don’t know who any of these contestants on American Idol are because I don’t watch gay shows for homos.
BoredBlonde | March 22, 2006 at 4:18 pm
She is disgusting. Go away already.
JuiceNewton | March 22, 2006 at 4:21 pm
Did anyone see Simon holding a green lighter in one of the scenes yesterday?? The camera cut away and when it returned the green mystery object was missing. Hmmmmm…
Catt | March 22, 2006 at 4:24 pm
Man, was she drunk last night!! She could hardly keep her eyes open!! Then she made a joke and laughed like a mental patient at herself!
sometimesboy | March 22, 2006 at 4:25 pm
wow…great pic…when did she start morphing into one of the Gabor sisters?
Derek Hail | March 22, 2006 at 4:45 pm
Paula Abdul is garbage. I didn’t like her as a singer, and I don’t like her as a judge.
They should just get rid of her.
Italian Stallion | March 22, 2006 at 4:48 pm
I wonder what Simon wispered in her ear to make her cry like that? He probably told her that her shipment of drug’s were hijacked by that dude Corey she was banging….first he takes my ass virginity and then he hijacks my pills…….wahhhhhh
blackfrancis | March 22, 2006 at 5:20 pm
Is she really that stupid she can’t finally OD? It’s not that hard Paula.
HughJorganthethird | March 22, 2006 at 5:27 pm
What are the price of beans these days anyways? Just wonderin’
Quiggie | March 22, 2006 at 5:39 pm
Paula,
It’s called Prozac, Sweety. Prozac!
doesntmatter | March 22, 2006 at 6:34 pm
this is so old! i heard about this like last week, maybe two weeks ago. what’s the word on crazy alien child birth today? maybe now katie holmes can break away from nut job.
The Lazy Asian | March 22, 2006 at 6:50 pm
I think MC Skat Kat dumped her and drugs are the only way to heal the pain.
LoneWolf | March 22, 2006 at 6:55 pm
I wouldn’t watch American Idol with Sammy Davis Jr.’s glass eye, and Paula Abdul is a constestant-sleeping-with-has-been who deserves as much respect as the other bimbos who are featured here.
And I agree – I Watch Stuff sucks.
Foxbase Alpha | March 22, 2006 at 6:59 pm
From http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/indexd?blogid=7
‘American Idol’ Producers Nearly Fired Abdul
“American Idol” producers came close to sacking judge Paul Abdul earlier this month — and wanted to offer her job to Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson.
Tensions on the set of the hit TV show were running high and producers were considering firing the former singer for her erratic behavior.
A source tells Us Weekly magazine, “Paula was being very difficult. (She was) crying all the time and arriving late for meetings.”
The stress from the situation drove Abdul to seek medical attention and she was treated for “exhaustion and dehydration.”
According to the source, executives from the show discussed replacing the troubled judge: “(They) liked Jessica (Simpson) a lot. And some were pushing for Britney (Spears).”
Neither star ended up meeting with “Idol” producers and they decided to keep Abdul — for now.
Abdul’s representative denies the allegations: “Paula is always a joy on the set and everyone loves her.
“If they were looking at Britney or Jessica, that’s news to me.”
Dee | March 22, 2006 at 7:13 pm
thank you # 2 lol its true, she clenches her teeth when she babbles like a madwoman…very disturbing…weirdo.
amma | March 22, 2006 at 7:52 pm
…I dunno. I think Idol would be boring without her. But yeah, I agree she is a little nuts…but that’s the fun part!
Binky | March 22, 2006 at 8:05 pm
I agree #46. Over 50 per cent of humanity are weirdos (according to AOL-IPSOS) – they should have some representation on the show. Canadian Idol has four judges. They could always bring in another and keep Paula. But their ratings are amazing so…
bootface | March 22, 2006 at 9:09 pm
I’d still fuck her
mamacita | March 22, 2006 at 9:17 pm
#39
About 89 cents for a one-pound bag.
NoraBalora | March 22, 2006 at 9:44 pm
um, WHAT?