Paula Abdul drunk on American Idol

March 3rd, 2006 // 53 Comments


I don’t watch American Idol because I’m not a 13-year-old girl, but apparently Paula Abdul was less than coherent during last night’s show. The video above is of Ryan Seacrest asking Paula why two contestants received the fewest votes and her responding, “Simon said because one of them ate pizza and the other one ate salad.”

And then later in the show, she continued with her insanity, saying: “What did you tell me Simon? What did you tell me? Simon gave me advice and said on ‘The X Factor’ he always refers to a fortune cookie and says the moth who finds the melon – (laughter) – finds the corn flake always finds the melon and one of you didn


  1. And what do you expect, you have to watch millions of idiots trying to sing, the only way to get trough the show is to be drunk or on drugs. hehe…

  2. i hate her, but this one is cool

  3. People make mistakes it’s obvious Paula had written notes from previous rehearsals. She may be a little crazy but i don’t think she is a drunk! Has no one here ever made a mistake? I still think AI is rigged because it’s obvious who the judges love this year, David Cook. He is good though but sometimes i think the judges this year are deaf at times.

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