Paula Deen’s Video Game Will Melt Your Mind Into Buttah, Sugah
When we last left Paula Deen, Obama made her sell her Uncle Bubba’s Seafood & Oyster House and use the money to give welfare queens free iPhones. (Exactly how that happened.) But if there’s one thing that makes America great, it’s its capacity to let old racist, white people from the south continue to make money hand over fist, so here’s the trailer for Paula’s new video game Paula Deen’s Recipe Quest which surprisingly doesn’t involve chasing down African-American restaurant workers and forcing them to dress like slaves for weddings, so there goes any chance for the authentic Paula experience, but with the convenience of a smartphone app. Not to mention the trailer is somehow way more fucked up than #GamerGate. Haha! Remember #GamerGate? Good, don’t. It’s a silly place.