The Spider-Man Vs. The Rhino Fight Looks.. Better? No, That’s Not Right

May 28th, 2013 // 13 Comments

Two weeks ago, we posted set photos of a questionable fight scene between Paul Giamatti‘s The Rhino and Andrew Garfield‘s Spider-Man. Except judging by these new pics taken yesterday, The Rhino does eventually transform into some sort of CGI monstrosity presumably thanks to whatever was in that vial you guys used for a Farrah Abraham dildo joke. So if they could somehow fit that into the movie, that’d be great for us.

“How’d you transform into a rhino?”
“Teen Mom vagina residue.”
“Oh.”
“That’s why I’m so angry.”
“As you should be.”

Photos: Splash News

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  1. To be honest, that still looks like something that would fit in Farrah Abraham’s anus.

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    Henry
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    So the Rhino is now a T-Rex… interesting

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    Tiggles
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    Sigourney Weaver isn’t aging very well.

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    DeucePickle
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    I guess my only question about this movie is….What The Fuck?

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    That’s a peodphille not fucken “Rhino”
    The CGI better fix this abomination.

  6. rican

    Bruce Willis is getting too old for that shit.

  7. The Sideways sequel appears to be taking some liberties.

  8. I should have known after receiving all those auto-fellation awards that “Sideways” was a huge pile of dog shit, but I decided I should watch it…. I made it about 30 or 45 minutes. Fucking terrible.

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    caley
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    “Honestly, it was a vase I threw out the window!”

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    Clark Kent
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    Gayer than Spiderman 3…. challenge…. wait for it…….. accepted.

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    brent
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    In a Reagan-era movie this would have been Spiderman battles Meth-mouth. JUST SAY NO!

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