Patrick Stewart Will Insult Any Belly He Wants, You Jonas Brother Loving… Belly

August 6th, 2014 // 7 Comments
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WATCH: Drunk Patrick Stewart Hates James Corden's Belly

James Corden is about to be named Craig Ferguson‘s replacement on The Late Late Show, but nobody gives a shit about that, so here’s a better story that’s emerged from it because the Internet runs on Patrick Stewart almost as much as it runs on porn. I’ve done studies. Anyway, here’s the time Captain Picard got drunk at a British awards show and repeatedly made fun of James Corden’s gut right to his face because apparently Professor X hates fatties which is something I’ve always suspected. Christ, Cyclops is almost zero percent body fat. Just look at those obliques. You could practically eat off of them… “Storm! Hold my calls. *goes to unzip pants* Oh, right, paralyzed from the waist down. Never mind! I’ll take them.” (h/t Uproxx)

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  1. Alina Aliluykina posing nude in Treats Mag, and all we got was a four year old YouTube video of an old bald guy?

  2. vandal

    HAHA! Now you’ll have to put up with the unfunny fat twat instead of here in the UK. He his hated with a vengeance by most people over here, I expect the same will happen over there too. Please, keep him though, he’s all yours.

    • Deacon Jones

      He certainly seems like a smug cunt just watching this clip of him

    • I would imagine not a single person here in the US has any clue who James Corden is. I’m certain I’ve never heard his name before nor seen a picture of him until now. So he might have a chance to start fresh with a new audience.

  3. You know how look it took us to get rid of Peirs Morgan..He’s like a tick. Look we apologize for Granny Madonna with her fake accent , Courtney Stodden and her lack of smarts.

  4. Casper

    Corden is horrible… I guess that limits my late night TV to Colbert

  5. If I like the Hanson brothers, so does that means I should cover my ears?

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