Patrick Schwarzenegger Partied With His Ex At Spring Break, Too

Earlier in the week, Patrick Schwarzenegger was photographed at Spring Break with a drunk girl around his neck who wasn’t Miley Cyrus which he adamantly denied was nothing more than just him hanging out with his best friend’s girlfriend. Except now TMZ has new photos of him partying with his ex-girlfriend Taylor Burns who remarkably looks nothing like a middle-aged Latina woman, the fucking Predator or Justin Bieber with smaller tits. In fact, she’s actually pretty fucking hot, so this can’t be right. Where’s her alien trophy room? Does she smell of Lysol? I NEED ANSWERS.

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