Patricia Arquette files for divorce from Thomas Jane

January 6th, 2009 // 35 Comments

Patricia Arquette is ditching her husband of two years Thomas Jane, according to the AP:

Arquette filed for divorce from Thomas Jane in Los Angeles on Monday, citing irreconcilable differences. The couple, who were married in May 2006, have a 5-year-old daughter, Harlow Olivia Calliope Jane.
Arquette, the Emmy-winning star of the NBC show “Medium,” is seeking custody of their daughter, with visitation rights for Jane.

So Medium is kicking The Punisher to the curb, and phrasing the story that way still didn’t make it more interesting. Damn.

Thanks to Heather! who would’ve bailed on Tom Jane the minute he compared witnessing child birth to “seeing God.” You know that shit ain’t right.

Photos: WENN

  1. Queue

    Que bork bork.

  2. Maybe her husband actually opened his eyes and saw how unattractive she really is so he split.

  3. Punish Her!

    Actually I think Patricia is the cutest Arquette girl I know of. Is this because he’s a drunk?

  4. Max Planck

    Yikes! Saftig!

  5. Then again, maybe I haven’t seen her in a few years. Looking lumpy.

  6. nastyjay


  7. Cranberry

    I will marry him. mmmmmmmmmmm:)

  8. Ted Kennedy's Tumor

    Medium is a pretty good show. Not to mention Patricia has some nice tits.

  9. Heather

    She is freaking stupid to leave a fine piece of ass like him!!

  10. krazy


  11. jzz

    she was so freakin hot when she was young and slim.
    She’s still sexy.

  12. supersex

    i love her, she’s a real woman.
    i love her so much i want to nail her, lumpy or not it’s just more cushion for the pushin

  13. Laurie

    He’s way to good looking for her anyway.

  14. Anexio

    Whats with the douchy beard?

    Her brother David says it smells of vomit and Patricia’s butthole gravy.

  15. Vince Lombardi

    Fatty, fatty, two-by-four!

  16. We are obviously years past True Romance…

  17. the Commish

    FAIL!! This post fails on so many levels. Dump the Punisher? Probably not a good idea.

    This is exactly like that time when a bunch of international terrorists rushed the Punisher’s family reunion and started shooting everyone in sight on the beach. The Punisher’s secret undercover half-brother buried himself in the sand and jumped out, surprising the terrorists. He then proceeded to kill all of them with a star fish he found while searching the beach for lost coins.

  18. farty_mcshitface

    i agree with number 5. there was a time when patricia was a babe but, she is definitely looking old now. a shame but, it happens.

  19. Vince Lombardi

    There’s only two things that could cause a man to wince like that:

    1) Every hair in his beard is actually growing inward; or

    2) He married Patricia Arquette

    Maann, double loser! Bummer.

  20. dagens24

    I was gonna say I JUST WANT MY WIFE BACK! but krazy already beat me to it. Good call.

  21. Stiles

    A shame. He was great in that gritty personal project about a junkie’s life.

  22. Mike

    He should Punish ‘er for this insult.

  23. testing

    Maybe he can un-gay Lindsay Bluth!

  24. Jefe

    Anyone else notice dude’s holding a Cohiba (Cuban cigar, illegal in the US)?

  25. MLou

    Damn you #10! You beat me to it. That’s the first thing that popped into my head!

  26. woodhorse

    He is way too hot for her. She looks more like Rosie O’Donnel’s type.

  27. This is the police

    Is that a Cuban cigar he is smoking? Someone arrest that criminal!

  28. Tanzarian

    Homeless Dad – #3 comedy in America!

  29. Jeff W.

    God, she’s so fat now!

  30. tati

    bonus points to everyone who referenced arrested development. best show ever.

  31. Our understanding on thisone is there allright!!

  32. This is the time when a bunch of international terrorists arrived exactly Punisher family reunion and everyone in sight on the beach shooting started. Punisher’s secret half-brother masks buried themselves in sand and jumped out, the terrorists surprising. He then killed all of them with a starfish he found while searching the beach for lost coins proceeded.

  33. Bidman

    I find Patricia Arquette to be very endearing as an actress. Particularly in the non-slasher movies.

  34. Stan Francisco

    I despised her at first because she reminded me of my sister, but I came to like her and the show quite a lot.

    Final episode was quite bad, but I still felt sad to see everyone walking off the set.

  35. Pat

    I think she looks natural, she has some weight but it looks great on her, it just. There are different types of beautiful and different body types. Looks do not last forever, they were not meant to receive so much importance, that’s because we were meant to develop our insides. Your character is forever.

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