Patricia Arquette is ditching her husband of two years Thomas Jane, according to the AP:
Arquette filed for divorce from Thomas Jane in Los Angeles on Monday, citing irreconcilable differences. The couple, who were married in May 2006, have a 5-year-old daughter, Harlow Olivia Calliope Jane.
Arquette, the Emmy-winning star of the NBC show “Medium,” is seeking custody of their daughter, with visitation rights for Jane.
So Medium is kicking The Punisher to the curb, and phrasing the story that way still didn’t make it more interesting. Damn.
Thanks to Heather! who would’ve bailed on Tom Jane the minute he compared witnessing child birth to “seeing God.” You know that shit ain’t right.
Photos: WENN
Queue | January 6, 2009 at 10:37 am
Que bork bork.
Sportsdvl | January 6, 2009 at 10:42 am
Maybe her husband actually opened his eyes and saw how unattractive she really is so he split.
Narcissist | January 6, 2009 at 10:45 am
Punish Her!
Actually I think Patricia is the cutest Arquette girl I know of. Is this because he’s a drunk?
Max Planck | January 6, 2009 at 10:49 am
Yikes! Saftig!
Narcissist | January 6, 2009 at 10:53 am
Then again, maybe I haven’t seen her in a few years. Looking lumpy.
nastyjay | January 6, 2009 at 10:59 am
yawn…
Cranberry | January 6, 2009 at 11:10 am
I will marry him. mmmmmmmmmmm:)
Ted Kennedy's Tumor | January 6, 2009 at 11:10 am
Medium is a pretty good show. Not to mention Patricia has some nice tits.
Heather | January 6, 2009 at 11:28 am
She is freaking stupid to leave a fine piece of ass like him!!
krazy | January 6, 2009 at 11:51 am
I JUST WANT MY KIDS BACK!
jzz | January 6, 2009 at 11:57 am
she was so freakin hot when she was young and slim.
She’s still sexy.
supersex | January 6, 2009 at 12:10 pm
i love her, she’s a real woman.
i love her so much i want to nail her, lumpy or not it’s just more cushion for the pushin
Laurie | January 6, 2009 at 12:25 pm
He’s way to good looking for her anyway.
Anexio | January 6, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Whats with the douchy beard?
Her brother David says it smells of vomit and Patricia’s butthole gravy.
Vince Lombardi | January 6, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Fatty, fatty, two-by-four!
RichPort's Ghost | January 6, 2009 at 12:46 pm
We are obviously years past True Romance…
the Commish | January 6, 2009 at 12:52 pm
FAIL!! This post fails on so many levels. Dump the Punisher? Probably not a good idea.
This is exactly like that time when a bunch of international terrorists rushed the Punisher’s family reunion and started shooting everyone in sight on the beach. The Punisher’s secret undercover half-brother buried himself in the sand and jumped out, surprising the terrorists. He then proceeded to kill all of them with a star fish he found while searching the beach for lost coins.
farty_mcshitface | January 6, 2009 at 2:17 pm
i agree with number 5. there was a time when patricia was a babe but, she is definitely looking old now. a shame but, it happens.
Vince Lombardi | January 6, 2009 at 2:22 pm
There’s only two things that could cause a man to wince like that:
1) Every hair in his beard is actually growing inward; or
2) He married Patricia Arquette
Maann, double loser! Bummer.
dagens24 | January 6, 2009 at 3:12 pm
I was gonna say I JUST WANT MY WIFE BACK! but krazy already beat me to it. Good call.
Stiles | January 6, 2009 at 4:03 pm
A shame. He was great in that gritty personal project about a junkie’s life.
Mike | January 6, 2009 at 4:27 pm
He should Punish ‘er for this insult.
testing | January 6, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Maybe he can un-gay Lindsay Bluth!
Jefe | January 6, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Anyone else notice dude’s holding a Cohiba (Cuban cigar, illegal in the US)?
MLou | January 6, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Damn you #10! You beat me to it. That’s the first thing that popped into my head!
woodhorse | January 6, 2009 at 7:10 pm
He is way too hot for her. She looks more like Rosie O’Donnel’s type.
This is the police | January 6, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Is that a Cuban cigar he is smoking? Someone arrest that criminal!
Tanzarian | January 6, 2009 at 7:39 pm
Homeless Dad – #3 comedy in America!
Jeff W. | January 6, 2009 at 8:29 pm
God, she’s so fat now!
tati | January 6, 2009 at 9:46 pm
bonus points to everyone who referenced arrested development. best show ever.
gerard Vandenberg | January 6, 2009 at 10:49 pm
Our understanding on thisone is there allright!!
usb flash drive | May 17, 2010 at 9:00 am
This is the time when a bunch of international terrorists arrived exactly Punisher family reunion and everyone in sight on the beach shooting started. Punisher’s secret half-brother masks buried themselves in sand and jumped out, the terrorists surprising. He then killed all of them with a starfish he found while searching the beach for lost coins proceeded.
Bidman | June 23, 2010 at 5:11 pm
I find Patricia Arquette to be very endearing as an actress. Particularly in the non-slasher movies.