Paris Hilton’s virginity mystery solved

Apparently Marilyn Mason is having an art show where I live on Saturday night and in the paper today it said Paris might show up, so I’m thinking about pulling the hunting rifle out of storage, making a trip downtown, and booking a hotel with a nice view. Anyone wanna help raise money for my legal defense? Wait, would shooting Paris Hilton be illegal? Or would I get a key to the city and a day named after me

Paris has gotten implants many times.

You’ll notice that over the course of her reign of terror she often inflated and then deflated in the boob area. The reason for this is that the rot and multiple STD’s living in her system eat and decompose the silicone/saline and then once she is back to zero she goes and gets a new pair. It

Don’t waste your time. Just stick the rifle up your ass and either pull the trigger or fart. Your choice.

Fucking asshole.

i’m with you, superevil. don’t listen to licklick. god has sent dissenters to confuse you. you must go forth with your mission.

did she get her tits done, or is she pregnant?

Where the fuck did those boobs come from?

#51 Superevil could you be the chosen one the prophecy foretold.

DESTROY THE SUPERWHORE, SAVE THE WORLD

Only the chosen one can save us all. This is their journey.

The chosen one, he or she who is truly immune to the persuasions of slutty women, must travel to the deepest, dirtiest land; the Southampton

hey, Dead Stoner- Dead Boobies is funny, Cat Shower is even funnier, and Gauge your Fucking Eyes Out is hysterical

If it true, this is the one guy that can be confident he did not get an STD from fucking Paris.

53, I seem to have struck a nerve. Kill Yourself.

#55, did you have your turkey basted or are you just fat?

why are you obsessed with libraesque?

Did she Get a boob job or not?

Whoredy-whore-whore

Interesting that Paris Hilton and Bai Ling would be mentioned on the same post. So if you had to choose, who would you do (and for the straight ladies, just use your lesbian imaginations that us guys love to believe you all have – damn that’s hot)? You’ve got STD Hilton against Crazy Ling? Just wondering what the popular opinion is when comparing these two?

C’mon, do ya really think Bai Ling is STD-free? :P

Like she was ever a virgin! She was born with her own fist up her vajayjay.

And, if that’s a “miracle bra”, it has to be painful to achieve that kind of results. I vote implants.

Who the hell is crazy bitch Bai Ling and why do I keep hearing about her? (And to #65, my lesbian imagination says I’d probably get it on with Ling. I’m just to unsure about the authenticity of Hilton’s body parts.)

Randy Spelling? That’s it? Wow no wonder she’s such a slut.

Why does the skank always have her mouth open, is it fly catching season? in the first pic it’s like she’s checking to make sure they don’t pop loose, which would be hella funny!

#13 ~ she only told him she was 15, she had to be ALOT younger cause she looked 15 in the pics of her partying with Tom Sizemore.

#19 ~ LOLOLOLOLOL

#66 – Of course Bai Ling is STD free, no way would the moon aliens allow her to live amongst them without curing her of any and all STD that she picked up on earth…cuz, you know, moon aliens obviously have cures for all of our earthly STDs. If only those bastards would share their secrets!!!

She’s got a little attitude in that second to last pic. Wonder what the photog said to her?

At least this way their is something else to look at aside from that horse’s ass of a face. Hef looks pretty bad, too.

She said once that if you’ve got a pretty face, you dont’ need huge boobs. I wish she would have listened to her own advice. That was the only thing that she ever said that was mildly true (however superficial, but true.)

God, that guy is gross. Like child molester gross.

People who try to get first post are the lamest of the lame.

Those are a pretty nice set of fake boobs, I must say. At least they are kind of natural sized.

i have to say… whatever she did to her boobs as of late… is an improvement.

but that josh henderson character she’s been dragging about town… what a fucking joke.

She’s a walking disease, but that dress is gorgeous! Too bad it wasn’t on someone exponentially less skanky.

The Superficial scores a big one on this tidbit, these are exactly the kind of inside stories I love. More, more!

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CelebFic with lots of Celebs.

paris has tits? since when? Hef probably bought them for her.

Did someone call this an “inside story”? You might want to mention that you stole this story from the Howard Stern show. At least have decency to mention your sources when you come up with your Hollywood gossip. Perez does.

Didn’t Paris promise her dad to stay virgin till her mariage when she’s 12?

(83)It’s ‘marriage’.

so she has big tatas now… why is it that she overlooks the ugliest part of her which is her huge nose??? she needs a freakin nose job. take off all that makeup and you are left with a beaty-eyed, big nosed fugly bitch with blotchy skin and HERPES… ewww.

those are implants, her tits look better, does nothing for the wonk eye, the beak nose and the general ew that is paris hilton. she said in vanity fair that classy girls don’t get implants, guess she didn’t mean classy gils that drink wine in a can and make pornos at home for mass distribution, apparently she meant another kind of classy girl

Ummmm…

Ahhhh…

Never mind.

she’s so classy

I guess she’s going for SUPER RICH. She was sad that B. Gates was taken, and Buffet so next best thing: the Spellings.

I popped Paris’ cherry

I love that dress, but it would probably be more appealing to me on Hefner than on Paris Hilton.

And oh God, her poses, oh God. Just…just stop. Paris, no matter what angle you contort your neck to put your face at, your nose will still look like a rotting slice of cantaloupe.

With silicone silicone bra inserts I feel comfortable and fresh when I wear a special dress.

paris h. has boob?!?!? ahahah!!… well thanks to bra inserts…. i have silicone bra inserts from http://www.yourbrainserts.com/ and it totally rocks… gave me instant cleavage just like P.H.

paris h. has boobs?!?!? ahahah!!… well thanks to bra inserts…. i have silicone bra inserts from http://www.yourbrainserts.com/ and it totally rocks… gave me instant cleavage just like P.H.