Paris Hilton’s trip to Rwanda postponed

October 26th, 2007 // 93 Comments
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Paris Hilton’s humanitarian trip to Rwanda has been postponed. The charity group Playing for Good had been organizing the trip for Paris but, due to a restructuring, the trip was pushed back. Reuters reports:

Paris has been a loyal and gracious supporter of Playing for Good, but the foundation has to regrettably reschedule this trip,” the group said in a statement.
The group said it hoped to reschedule “at a later date.”

Now what is Paris Hilton going to do? It’s not like she can use her vast wealth to fly over to Rwanda herself with some volunteers. That’s just crazy talk. When you do charity work, it’s pretty much a given that you have to make it a reality show so everyone knows how awesome you are. Otherwise you’re just helping people out for free. And that’s just ridiculous. Who does that?

Photos: Splash News, Getty Images

  1. Vernita Green

    fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirst

  2. Vernita Green

    does anyone else notice how the photos aren’t showing up properly?

  3. Wet willy

    I want to make love to you.

  4. Auntie Kryst

    Dumb rich cunt can’t pay her own way? What a fake.

  5. SPICEGRILLZ

    bitch is too rich.

  6. MindRiot

    Skanky psuedo-star.
    By my watch her 15 minutes are up.

  7. jesus

    i love praise. wait. i spelled it wrong. i mean, paris.

  8. laurel

    i like her hair!

  9. NoShit

    This girl will never go. They will roast her over an open fire and eat her. It finally sunk in. Getting eaten that way doesn’t result in an orgasm.

  10. toolboy

    #2
    Yeah, a couple of the photos are weird. It almost looks like there is something wOnky about that bitches’ eye…..and she is totally checking out her own boob in pic #4.

  11. Jeffrey Dahmer

    It does if you do it right.

  12. tututtutut

    What’s that plastic thing in her bra on the fourth picture? stuff?

  13. bint

    Yeah, that looks like a baggie…damn that’s funny

  14. EncoreHerpes

    Blue contacts back on. good post jail resolutions gone. Good thing for
    Africa, they can barely fight Aids, please dont bring them Herpes Hilton.

  15. anonymouse

    tutututut – i was SO going to ask the same thing! Is that a price tag?!?!?

    http://thesuperficial.com/2007/10/1026_paris_hilton_spike_scream_04-thumb.jpg

  16. hairextensionsrus

    What’s with everyone sporting Posh’s fugly asymmetrical bob??
    Flattering to no one.

  17. ha8ter

    She looks like a pregnant hooker.

  18. PunkA

    #12 and #15. Those plastic things are the tape she is using to push up her boobs in that dress. It is the miracle she uses lately to make it look like she got implants. OUCH. The secret is no more.

  19. Why is the trip postponed? Did Paris find out that her trip would require the countries entire supply of penicillin to keep her herpes in check? Or was it that they do not have room service in her grass hut?

  20. ssdd

    With her new jacked up hair she found a new way to cover up a jacked up eye.

  21. Tits McGee

    Man, that is the ugliest outfit I think I’ve ever seen. Are those stick-on plastic “crystal” bling jemstones from QVC? What’s up with the “modest” garters and opaque tights. UG. LY. ugly betty dresses better than this washed up has-been.

    She may have grown up with money, but she’s got no taste at all. Trash.

  22. Bigheadmike

    She looks edible in those pictures.

  23. veggi

    That thigh gap is making me feel funny, like when I climbed ropes in gym class.

  24. Shallow Val

    I’m trying to wrap my head around this…..WHY the fuck is she going to Rwanda? Does she even know what went down in Rwanda aside from a bunch of people ketting killed, or watching “Hotel Rwanda?” I mean, I actually studied this in a class; that bitch thinks Cosmo is good reasding material

    I hope she gets a heavy duty dose of reality and those Africans spit on her.

  25. Couldn’t the bitch buy a bra that did not stick out of her dress?

  26. P.T.Bull

    Those images are so hi-res that I can see her brown iris through the blue contact lenses. Not necessarily a good thing.

    Those fetishistic short leggings–fugly!

  27. flavio

    these pics kinda make me want to suck on her boobs…

  28. PunkA

    And here I thought that Taco Bell had an exclusive deal with Britney. Guess Paris likes to head for the border, too. Right, Mr. Pam Anderson?

  29. kirsten dunst

    who gives a shit. the only thing posts about paris hilton are good for is when someone puts ‘first!’ in the comments and they get kicked to like 5th when they go to post it. that didn’t happen this time. worthless.

  30. haroof

    as much as this filthy tart is in front of cameras, you’d think she’d know how to strike a pose.

  31. Nicole Ritchie

    did anybody notice the belly bump that she is showing in picture #6??
    and it makes sense that se is postponing her trip!!!

    Please God make this idea be crazy but… could she be pregnant?

  32. MrSemprini

    Her trip got canceled because she couldn’t find ‘Rowanda’ on Travelocity anywhere. She wanted to call her travel agent but couldn’t find ‘Eckzavier Tours’ in the phone book.

  33. Bubby

    I must admit she looks hot there

  34. schack

    it’s pretty funny imagining the scene when these photographs were taken. presumably, NOTHING is going on except the flashing. no one is having a conversation or joking around, and yet her mouth is gaping open like someone just gifted her a juicy bit of gossip, told a really funny joke, or said,

    “hey paris, open wide”

  35. veggi

    Sure, her poses are dumb and her facial expressions dumber, but it’s undeniable that she’s looking hot here. As soon as these pictures loaded, without even trying I was halfway into a fantasy where I shove my nose up her pussy while flicking my tongue around her asshole. Now my keyboard smells a little fishy…

  36. Debagger

    What a fat bitch

  37. #25 Jimbo, at least SHE thinks she’s “hot”…
    #34, I know, what’s up with that? Looks like she has down’s syndrome or something

  38. kpol

    How about we air drop her into one of the parts of Afghanistan controlled by the terrorists instead of Africa? Either the terrorists would kill her, or she would give all the terrorists burning VD. Either way, we win, and Africa is spared.

  39. schack

    i think she does have down’s syndrome, FRIST… i think that’s why she talks like there’s a bubble in her throat.

    it’s the classic retard gurgle: *grrrrrrrraaghwwlllllllll*

  40. schack

    good idea, KPOL

    hey, anyone hear about larry craig’s shitty, shitty buttfuck?

  41. PunkA

    I think a Taco Bell exec yelled out, “Hey Paris, pretend you are Britney eating one of our premium chalupa’s”, and her mouth opened. Of course, by chalupa, Paris thought it was code word for male unit.

  42. schack

    If you haven’t heard, he buttfucks good. I can hardly fart without feeling like I’m gonna shit myself cause my asshole is so loose. I need a paris head buttplug.

  43. Frick

    I kinda like the dress; too bad its on her. Nice pic with the chicken cutlet oe what ever it is hanging out in pic 4. She’s trying to look all sexy but she’s just so tranny looking. And take off all the “enhancements” and what have you got? ugly beotch. And she really should trim a little off that ridiculous schnoz already. I hate that thing.

  44. schack

    stop it jim, you’re not fooling anyone

    i bet his dick is really small, anyway. smaller than shit’s i’ve taken, at any rate, cause i eat fiber- soluble and insoluble.

  45. bint

    I like that she thinks we don’t know she has a wonky eye, because she is always employing little “tricks”…posing sideways, cocking her head, covering it with her hair, etc.

  46. why the fuck is she wearing a fleur de lis. She probably has no idea whats around her neck or even how to spell it. she probably thinks it’s an african flower or something

  47. I don’t know why they wanted Paris to be the one to go in the first place. I think Nicole Ritchie would have fit in much better. Pot belly, skinny legs…

  48. K, sorry, that was mean…
    Hey, Jimbo, what time is your flight?

  49. schack

    shut up troll! I’m the real schack. And the shits I take feel good. like the time I squirted real good in my panties. I sat in them all day and fingered myself. Then smelled my fingers. It was exhilerating.

  50. MMB

    Jesus, people, the plastic thing is the “cutlets” she has stuffed in her bra to make her boobs look big..they are like implants but you wear them on the outside of your body…they creep me the hell out…

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