Paris Hilton. Humanitarian. Saint. And, oh yeah, camera whore. Turns out Paris’ trip to Rwanda in November is going to be a reality show. Wait until you see the show’s title. Priceless. Ok! Magazine reports:
Paris Hilton is set to journey to Rwanda on a charity mission with the Playing for Good organization, and as it is always the case, cameras will be following her.
Paris’ five-day trek to the African country, where she will visit clinics and schools, will be filmed with the hopes of selling it as a reality show titled The Philanthropist.
Paris chimed in with her thoughts on the show:
“I love having everything documented. It shows people what everyday life is like for me, how hard I work. There are a lot of misconceptions about me.”
True, there are a lot of misconceptions about Paris. The other day some guy told me she didn’t have herpes. That guy couldn’t have been more misconceived. But, you know, in all honesty it’s nice to see Paris using her celebrity to bring attention to these refugees. Sure she might devour their souls to stave off the ravaging effects of age, but at least Paris is creating a national dialog. And that’s what’s really important. Unless the show is on A&E, then no one will watch it and Paris just tricked us into thinking she’s sort of important. Dammit, she did it again! I’ll get you next time, Paris. Next time…
You are a mental wreck and a john delorean-egoïst. Practicely crying with david letterman and whe you were going back to jail, you all know? And now you’re talking about rwanda. Your dog is much more important to you than those people. Because that fucking little doggie gives you the attention you love, that’s why!!
Your HEART isn’t in helping others, JUST HANG YOURSELF!!
The people of Rwanda don’t need Paris Hilton and her social diseases. They’ve really begun to rally in the past few years. Theres still a tremendous amount of work to be done over there-it takes a long time to come back from the murders of so many people, not to mention the atrocities and the tensions between ethnic groups. But, the Rwandan people have committed themselves to pursuing justice, rebuilding the economy, and seeing to it that there is never another genocide. They have a lot of heart, something Paris Hilton is lacking, and her thinking she can help them in any way is too funny for words. Why doesn’t she just call it what it is- a p.r opportunity and a vacation.
16. theShizaan – Yes, she’s going to some special hell, I’m just not sure what that will be yet, but I’m sure it’s going to be just reward, though we probably shouldn’t be judging her, she’s already in a sort of hell: she has absolutely no talent at all and a long nose, huge feet, and ugly, shitty hair, and a whiny, nasal-y voice. I can truly say that I hope she catches Ebola and comes back in a lead coffin. GOD BLESS!
Is she for frikken real??? How on earth CAN she use the people and the war and strive as her backdrop to her self promotion..SHAME ON YOU PARASITE SHAME!!!! ANYONE WHO PARTTAKES OF THIS ATROCITY ( by filming,starring or even watching) SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED…
Sorry for capping guys, but I am mortified that this idiot would do this….I am appalled.
There are many NGO’s that go unnoticed for their contirbution in working with the people in wartorn countries…..
Here’s a hint parasite….go to Afghanistan..I heard their LOVE you there and they will serve your head up like a treat….Ooooooooopppppppps FU*K!!!!!
Disgusting. Really.
70. kathy -
She ain’t worth killin’.
PARIS you are a complete embarrasment to society. YOU ARE A LOSER!!!!!! GET OVER YOURSELF! The more you self promote, the lower your stock is going. You are headed DOWNHILL. Can’t wait until you’re old and look like JOAN RIVERS. All that will be left from you is a washed up myspace page.
anyone else wanting to see Paris Hilton taking the lead in a real snuff film where she’ll be documented as she gets sodomized with a gun and shot from the inside…after being forced to beastiality with a race horse, skunk and a land-mine victim 3 legged elephant, I mean..
I love that she thinks people actually care about seeing her in Africa.
How about you document your trip so that the world can see how that nation
is recovering after almost a million people were murdered, Paris?
I bet she was too busy getting hair extensions and a spray-on tan to realize that those events even happened.
The Philanthropist. PLEASE!
@108. armanda
Jesus, man, that’s almost too much. Even she deserves to die in a horrific lonely way with Taliban kidnappers.
mark et all.
Who cares??
All of us want to “make a difference in areas where we see people suffering” but we don’t have the time or money to do it.
We need to sort our own problems first.
Not only that, most of us have plans to save the world since we’re 10 years old.
Paris waits until she is halfway through her 20s and been disgraced and in jail to actually make an attempt to give a shit about someone else, but she is completely fake and we all know the only reason this was even considered is because of the good it will do her image.
All you assholes talking about how she maybe does give a shit.
If you want to help people your first concern is simply to help, not to find someone who will film you doing it and figure out how much props you will get for doing it.
She is probably getting fucking paid to go!!!!!
Riiiiiiiiight. So the only thing she had to say about this was how it will put HER in the right light? Does she even know what Rwanda is? She might think it’s some kind of shopping mall.
So she is going over there to bring attention to the refugees … but she admits it really is so people can see how hard SHE is working. Yup, that sounds like a humanitarian mission by Paris Hilton. Always thinking about other people.
November 15, 2007
Ms. Hilton goes to Africa
By Belem Sessions
Socialite Paris Hilton arrived at the Hôtel des Milles Collines late Tuesday night after an 18 hour flight from JFK to Kigali’s International Airport. She arrived without the speculated loads of luggage; all ten pieces had been mistakenly sent to the Seychelles. The heiress found replacement clothing in the hotel’s souvenir shop; she wore Rwandan beer Mutzig and Primus t-shirts for the remainder of her week.
Though not well known in Rwanda for whatever it is that she does, Hilton’s name caused some apprehension in the small country. Rwandans still hold France responsible for its troubles and are not fond of French expatriates. Many learned with some relief that Hilton is American, and with some surprise that she does not actually speak French.
First on her itinerary was to visit an orphanage where she and the ministers of education and health took pictures with selected orphans. She spent around 15 minutes passing out tootsie pops, Bratz® dolls and lip-gloss to eager young girls. But when the orphans began to eat the strawberry flavored lip-gloss and play football with the Bratz® heads, it was time to go. She moved on to an AIDS clinic in downtown Kigali where her experience as a medical assistant on The Simple Life came to no use. The socialite looked uncomfortable and pensive as she spoke with dying patients about how her difficult time in a California prison had inspired her to help Rwandans by having their picture taken with her.
The wives of many ministers told Hilton that she looked fat and happy. Her eyes brimmed with tears through many interviews with local journalists who also exclaimed how très grosse she was. She was overheard whispering to her entourage that Rwandans were the rudest people she had ever met.
An interpreter explained to her that fat was actually a compliment and that it was a good thing because it meant she didn’t have AIDS. The interpreter did not explain the truth, which was that many Rwandans strongly believed that she in fact had AIDS both because of her thin frame and her reoccurring film roles.
Before leaving for Africa, Ms. Hilton was quoted as saying she would help Rwandan children by “bringing attention” with her. She would bring the attention; others would do the philanthropy. But for once the paparazzi did not want to follow her. Her own camera crew was left with very little footage of the heiress doing anything but looking pretty. In order to get the attention such a journey deserves, Hilton has bought airtime on E! to turn her “safari” into another reality show. Rwandan orphans replace simple Arkansas country folk as extras on another season of The Simple Life.
Hilton wanted to go on safari before leaving Africa but was told that most of the big game in Rwanda had been eaten during the civil war. She concluded her trip to the motherland by making a stop in South Africa to shop for diamonds and go on a wine-tasting tour. There she experienced a terrible reaction with her mefloquine and alcohol and promtly fell over and died.
I know we like to give Paris a hard time for her exploits and this stuff is silly, but who could have predicted 30 years ago, that Hollywood would become the epicenter of Saints and save the world characters. Paris is just signing up for a program someone else started. I’m sure she’ll have some kids from Africa running around her house too.
save us Hollywood
you are our only hope
for world peace
and to protect the planet
Using third world people as unpaid extras to promote herself in a new show thats rich. Run out of rubes in the USA for the SImple Life have we.
a beautiful woman with a cute dog. it is strange i seem to see her profile on sugarcupid.com. it is a celebrities site. she is certified millionaire there, is she lonely or what happened?