Because I have more productive things to do with my time than follow Paris Hilton’s blog (Read: Huff aerosol), I completely missed this entry about Doug Reinhardt fighting a DJ who wouldn’t play songs that Paris liked. I’m not even joking. Here’s an excerpt that amazingly makes Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP read like it was written by Mother Teresa:
Just checking in to say hello and clear a few things up. I’ve been getting a lot of calls and emails regarding these subjects I’m about to discuss. First of all, last night at a club my boyfriend and I were assaulted for no reason at all. The DJ (I don’t even know his name cause he sucks so bad) was playing the worst music ever! I like certain techno music, but this was not even danceable and was frankly giving me a migraine. I asked one of my friends who runs the hotel if he could change the music and he said ” I’ll lead you up to the DJ booth tell him and he’ll play whatever you want.” So he walked Doug and I over there. I asked the DJ if he could please play Daft Punk or Bob Sinclair and he rudely snapped at me and was like ‘I only play this kind of music.” I think he was jealous cause Bob Sinclair is a far better DJ then this guy by about a million times. He was so unbelievably rude and all because I asked to play one good song. Then out of nowhere his bodyguard (don’t ask me why he has a bodyguard, like he really needs one. Ha) pushed me really hard, that’s when my boyfriend, like my knight in shining armor, stepped in and told the guy to keep his hands off of me. Then all hell broke loose, it was like something out of a fight movie, it was so frightening. I had never seen anything like it in my life. Doug was fighting off like 6 guys. But he was of course stronger then them all but one of the idiots punched him in the face and busted open his lip. There was blood all over, I cried I was so upset and scared. It was ridiculous and for such a stupid reason, I cannot believe people behave this way, like ainmals! FYI this is not in my nature to be in club brawls, I;ve never been around anything like that. It was totally unprovoked and thank God Doug was there to rescue me. A man should NEVER put his hands on a woman in that manner.
It actually goes on after that, but I got tired of trying to slit my wrists with my keyboard. Damn these stubby keys! Anyway, I posted this for the four or five people who actually think Paris is a decent human being. I’m pretty sure Gandhi would’ve read this then tried to hit her with his car. Twice.
That was WAY to coherent to be written by her. It was probably proof read or something :l
How was the DJ in a position to push her “really hard” unless this skank was getting in his face?
And she writes like a child. I’m not snarking here – I’m being 100% serious. She has had access to the best education in the world – and she writes like some illiterate with the emotional capacity of a 12-year-old.
@8 I garuntee that an ainmal ain’t no joke.
Does anyone know how far Paris Hilton got in school? Did she graduate from high school? Community college? Hamburglar University? What?
YOU DON’T ASK A DJ FOR A SONG!!!!!!! ALL DJs HATE THAT! ITS NOT A CHILDERN’S BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!!
‘Doug was fighting off like 6 guys. But he was of course stronger then them all but one of the idiots punched him’ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA – that’s a good story!
I can’t believe people glorify this C-U-Next Tuesday. Good for the DJ to say “F you! I play what I want!”
Dearest Paris:
Over near the far left end (“left” is the hand that makes an “L” when you hold up your thumbs and forefingers, like the “loser” gesture) of the middle row of your keyboard there is a key with a symbol that looks like this:
a
This symbol “a” is commonly known as the first letter of the alphabet, and also, by the way, the second letter of your first name (“Paris”). From now on, when you are comparing two things, after you type the “t” and the “h”, hit this mysterious symbol next, and then move on to the “n.” That way, you get “he was stronger THAN the other guys,” and “I am a way bigger bitch THAN she is” and so on.
THEN you will get the difference between “THEN” and “THAN.”
Hard to believe you got a GED. Or maybe it was a GAD.
Fuck the French.
I know it has nothing to do with the story, but it just had to be said.
I can’t believe Paris writes the way she does. She writes as she were a high school drop out. Plus, she has no substance or college education…she could make something of herself; instead, she complains about her song getting played.
Yea..FUCK THE FRENCH
Ugh! This was painful to read. Paris needs an education or hire a chimp to blog for her.
Nice necklet
My fav part is her tool bf (her knight) was fighting off 6 other guys because he is stronger than all of them. That uber douche couldnt fight off my daughter’s brownie troop. She never mentions that she has body guards at all.
Her hairdo reminds me on somebody else! Though it’s different!
Non human animals don’t behave that way, and humans are animals for the record, we are certainly not funghi or flora.
@65 Paris hilton wishes she was!
Is she wearing the engagement ring that Paris Latsis gave her? Easy Gretchen from Real Housewives of Orange County…
Between #46′s comment and this one, “I’m pretty sure Gandhi would’ve read this then tried to hit her with his car. Twice.” I almost pissed myself laughing. Thanks! I owe you one.
Didn’t she swear that when she got out of prison that she was going to do charitable Mother Theresa type works? What happened with that?
@59 – hey fuck you too, you goddamn cocksucker. i just wanted to say that, you ass-pounding bitch.
is it just me or her spread tan looks really bad today? her legs are so blotchy like she has cellulite all over her skeletal ankles
#71 – Typical French pussy. Shouldn’t you be surrendering to someone? I’m surprised you find time to type with your hands constantly hoisted above your head.
All those millions and she can’t even spell !! All that rhinoplasty and her nose looks like an ugly beak !!
‘Then out of nowhere his bodyguard (don’t ask me why he has a bodyguard, like he really needs one. Ha) pushed me really hard, that’s when my boyfriend, like my knight in shining armor, stepped in and told the guy to keep his hands off of me’
TRANSLATION:
I was really insulted about the fact that the DJ, who I was hitting on, ignored me and got all bitchy. So his bodyguard ask me politely to leave which made me become even more bitchy and offended. Then Doug, my brainless new toy, saw his chance to impress me and jumped in like a mindless pitbull being all macho-like shoving people around. Than security had to step in and wanted to make Doug, the stupid monkey with ego-problems, leave!
My God! Highschool is over Paris!
ahahahaha
Stupid cunt requested a song from a professional dj.
Set mixing djs don’t fucking do requests, there’s a style they have to maintain and sometimes the sets are already pre-written, what a dumb fucking cunt.
ahahahaha
Stupid cunt requested a song from a professional dj. Set mixing djs dont fucking do requests, there’s a style they have to maintain and sometimes the sets are already pre-written, what a dumb fucking cunt.
Is it just me or does Mr. Mouthbreather (Doug Reinhardt) always look like he needs to take a big old dump?
I just saw #17- Yes! I agree!
And I love the bag idea. Brilliance, #17, brilliance.
I’ll add that she’s regrettably still sporting her “Tinkerbell as Satan’s Spawn” look, and the sooner that gets bagged, the better…
Why is this crazy eyed hooker even news. Honestly I wish she would just go away.
ok it took me 20 minutes to stop laughing and I only read the to migrane and that she is some sort of “DJ-Evaluating ” expert………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… sorry just can’t stop laughing. She really is the dumbest sack of flesh on the planet. And Hey I thought Linds was the DJ expert.
Love how paris thinks it was techno when if was steve angello it clearly wasnt techno. as well as the fact that she thought daft punk and bob sinclair are techno DJs?!?!?. then she bigged up bob sinclair when he is clearly a fucking shit DJ!!!!
ps DAFT PUNK live is a fucking awesome specticle of the eyes, ears and mind!!!
Word in Miami is she asked for Madonna, stupid bitch.
DJ Steve Angello, hails from Sweden, and his publicist told TheImproper.com that Hilton started the whole thing. On top of that, she was a total pest. (Why is this not hard to believe?)
UK publicist Matt Learmouth, who represents Angello, told TheImproper that his client does not have a “body guard” as she claims. To the contrary, he said Paris’ “body guard,” (could that be BFF Doug Reinhardt?) started the fight, Hilton allegedly told him to punch Angello, who claims he was “slapped” first.
Another DJ, David Guetta, who witnessed the incident, also disputes Hilton’s version of events, according to the publicist. “Her security punched him for refusing to play what she wanted. That’s what all the witnesses saw,” Learmouth said.
According to those accounts, Hilton visited the DJ booth several times and asked Angello to play hip-hop instead of techno music. What the celebutard failed apparently to realize is that the event was part of the Winter Music Conference, the largest gathering of dance music enthusiasts in the world. This year, the event was being held at the Fountainbleau Hotel in Miami and the scene unfolded in the hotel’s club.
Angello, who is well-known in Europe as a techno artist, was playing dance music as part of the conference, and everyone was there to hear dance music. It would sort of be the same as asking Jay-Z to play ABBA at a hip-hop music conference.
“Steve plays dance music, he just doesn’t play hip hop. He politely refused Hilton’s requests but she got more and more agitated, and it escalated pretty quickly. Out of nowhere one of her security guards smacked Steve in the face,” the Angello camp insists.
“Steve is a quiet guy, but he had to act in self defense and fought back. He started pounding on the guy and it suddenly turned into a full scale fight in the DJ booth,” according to the DJ’s version of events.
“The fact that she’s going out there, and put this stuff out has forced us to respond,” the publicist said. “Steve isn’t part of this tacky celeb world.”
“Everyone saw what happened, [from] my brother to David Guetta and his wife Cathy. We all know what happened now,” Angello wrote on his Twitter page. “For someone [Hilton] who claims to make records, don’t come into a booth and ask me to play hip-hop and then have your doorman slap me.”
Paris apparently feels she has the clout to hear whatever music she wants, whenever she wants to hear it. “Get over yourself,” Angello Twitted.
I see that grammar, punctuation and the ability to form a complete sentence are not in style.
This seriously sounds like something a 12 year old girl would write in her diary.
I hear ya, 82. She is incapable of appreciating and not worthy of listening to Daft Punk.
LOL.. wow this bitch is delusional.
if I were spinning at a club and her spoiled self-entitled ass tried to approach the DJ booth i would probably gun her down before her herpes radiation could take effect.
^totally echo your sentiments about daft punk.
BITCH YOU ARE NOT WORTHY!!!
Nah, I think she’s hot.
@ 84: Now that’s a believable version!
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That’s funny. Pretty sure the DJ was the one that suggested the Daft Punk or Sinclair….
That’s funny. Pretty sure the DJ was the one that suggested the Daft Punk or Sinclair….
HOw do they make a dress size less than 0
His name is Bob Sinclar, not Sinclair. Go die, please.
Is English her second language. It appears to be written by a sixth grader, or someone with a public school education. Who in their right mind cares about one thing Paris thinks, blogs about and wanting to marry her should make someone certifiably ready for the nuthouse.
Is English her second language? It appears to be written by a sixth grader, or someone with a public school education. Who in their right mind cares about one thing Paris thinks, or blogs about and wanting to marry her should make someone certifiably ready for the nuthouse.
Paris Huge Feet, looks bigger than her bf feet hahahahahahhha
I think Paris’ breasts are near perfect and I hope she never gets a boob-job!!