NBC has canceled their $1 million interview with Paris Hilton, most likely from the pressure of the entire world calling them ass clowns. No official reason was given, but NBC is backtracking and saying they never sealed the deal on the interview to begin with, so there was nothing really there to cancel. Clearly they’re just trying to cover their asses now. They obviously wanted the interview and were willing to pay $1 million for it, and then the internet exploded with anger and they backed down. Own up to it, NBC. Like the time I caught you masturbating to pictures of your sister. Just admit it, man. It’s not that bad. She’s hot, I get it. Oh, wait, you actually did? Gross, dude, I’m telling your mom.
The money offered for an interview prooves that she is a high class hooker! She should go back to prison for soliciting the media!
barbara walters will make her the new view gal
Please sign my petition to end the media coverage of the trollop known as Paris Hilton!!!
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last night was so much better then the other
day when those 5 guys had their way with me.
I probably shouldn’t tell anyone about this,
because , well it’s just too good to share with strangers. Hey guys, call me, I’m waiting. Please don’t forget to bring your medical kit. I really loved your instruments.
Pariz iz free and eating
cupcakez while U zlept:
Zhe walked out at 6:00 a.m.
Eaztern time and waz waving
oh zo gently and smiling for
the cameraz az though zhe were
the Queen of England walking
down her long katwalk to her
mommyz crying armz…
wake up fuckerz,,U mizzed it…
I think Paris will be able to salvage herself. Maybe she’ll do an interview with Fox News or Larry King…