Paris Hilton’s little brother becomes a man

December 26th, 2007 // 43 Comments

Paris Hilton’s little brother Barron (left) supposedly spent the night in a hotel with his girlfriend Skye Peters, daughter of producer of Jon Peters and his ex-wife Christine. Both kids are only 16. Page Six reports:

On Friday, the two holed up in room 261 at the Bel Air Hotel and “something happened,” said a friend of Jon’s, as “police were called.” A rep for Jon reached the producer at his Santa Barbara ranch and told Page Six: “Jon has responded that he will be looking into the purported relationship, and why Christine is allowing their youngest daughter to spend nights out.”

I’ll tell you why Christine is allowing their youngest daughter to spend nights out. She was lucky enough to receive an advanced copy of Lynne Spears’ book. Clearly, Christine was motivated by Chapter 4: Hotels and Teenagers – Oh, They’ll Just Watch a Movie or Something; They’re Good Kids.

Photo: Pacific Coast News
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  1. I see

    I see this is nice.

  2. 3rd loser

    follow me into gossip land idiots

  3. MystressJade

    More illegitimate offspring on the way!

    Nice job, parents!

  4. SQ

    FISHHEADS FISHHEADS
    ROLLY POLLY FISHEADS…

    FISHMAN is an ASSWIPE!

  5. RichPort

    Great, just what I need to see… a grainy video of him sucking Rick Salomon’s dick.

  6. ph7

    Those three IQs might total 100 on a very good day.

  7. SMart

    Isn’t that PARIS’ EX NICK CARTER???!

  8. Mal Reynolds

    the two holed up. Nice.

  9. Guy

    Thats nice.

    Thank you for this informative information about some horny teenager who isn’t famous.

  10. my comment

    They look miserable.

    :)

  11. lils

    Hope he’s treated in the same way than Jamie Lynn. After all, both of them had underage sex.

    (BTW, Merry Christmas, guys.)

  12. RichPort

    #12 – What? You waited until you were legal to have sex? Fucking prude.

  13. SafeSexInThePooper

    The pictures he took with his camera will prove the only sex he had was anal and he made kye put a condom on the Strapon.

  14. Auto-Erotic-Asphixiation

    Now THIS is MY kind of story! Somethinig I can get my hands on! Show them kids how to have a REALLY good time! Hollwierd says abortion is the safest way to birth control.
    so you kids just go with the Hollywood flow and before yhou know it….YOU;LL be your very own headline too ! (Paparazzi included if you’re a Hilton)

  15. lils

    #13 No, but those who called Jamie Lynn a slut would call this guy the same?

  16. RichPort

    #16 – C’mon now… you know the rules. 16 year olds who suck cock are little whores… 16 year olds who get their cocks sucked are the cool kids that get to call the girls who sucked their cocks whores. It’s pretty classless of you to attempt to tamper with society’s time honored traditions and social mores.

    You must be French.

  17. Actually

    To tell the truth based on the picture this kid needed to get laid. He looks so horny he can’t smile

  18. APOTHEOSIS. MY NAME ON THE FORUMS HERE IS APOTHEOSIS. MY REAL NAME IS BRANDON WHITAKER. I WORK IN KANSAS CITY FOR KANSAS CITY POWER AND LIGHT. PLEASE CALL MY BOSS AND LET HIM KNOW HOW I POST ALL DAY LONG FROM WORK.

    I LIVE IN DESOTO KANSAS. IF YOU RUN A INTELIUS SEARCH FOR BRANDON WHITAKER IN DE SOTO KANSAS YOU CAN CALL ME AT HOME AND TALK TO ME.

    I’M SO LONELY. I’VE RUN OUT OF WOMEN TO FUCK AND FLIRT WITH ON FORUMS. MY WIFE WONT GIVE ME SEX. CALL ME AND HELP ME OUT. CALL MY BOSS AND HELP OUT MY COMPANY.

    MY POOR CHILDREN. CALL FOR THEM. CALL SO I CAN BREAK MY ADDICTION AND FINALLY SPEND SOME TIME WITH THEM.

  19. LMFAO

    @ #17

  20. #19LeavesMeSpeechless

    #19 is too good. I can’t post on this string anymore. And if your real, I expect to see an AP newsflash that says you comitted suicide by putting a shotgun in your mouth. Think Kurt Cobain and Merry Christmas.

  21. jenster

    for a bunch of rich people, they all sure look miserable. wtf

  22. lils

    #17, LOL I know that, I dont’ care who is having sex or not. Personally I think this chap has been banging his sister since he was 11. But if a bunch of hypocrites call her a slut, then call this idiot a slut too. Now, I don’t call him that neither I called Jamie Lynn like that. Just an idiot. And not because she got pregnant, but because of her genes.

  23. PunkA

    Barron von Hilton probably has a small wanker. Anyone with a name like that has to be compensating for a family problem. And I don;t care if it wa sGrandpa’s name, and he started a billion dollar hotel chain. Barron? That’s what you name the dog.

  24. 23apples

    #8 –
    I definitely thought that was Nick Carter, too.
    Apparently, Paris is attracted to men who look identical to her offspring. Like I’m even shocked.

  25. I don't like them apples

    “Apparently, Paris is attracted to men who look identical to her offspring. Like I’m even shocked.”

    Offspring = your child
    Sibling = your brother or sister
    23Apples = an idiot swimming in a pool of morons

  26. Gadeval

    Its not the sex that is bad just where the hell was anybody to teach these people about birth control?

  27. 23apples

    Huh. I guess I thought Paris had a child, who was also her brother… wait, what?
    Maybe I shouldn’t get drunk so early.

  28. sharpeidude

    Premature ejaculation is what happened folks.

  29. #28, oh I thought I was the only one..

    SNOW DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. powerface

    i wonder if he watched one night in paris. cause that’d be weird.

  31. weasel

    looks like *somebody* got the good nose

  32. old hag

    ph is aging

  33. Danklin24

    Brandon Davis was apparently the fluffer in this little incident. God i hate that guy. What a worthless piece of shit, possibly more worthless than Paris herself.

  34. hebe

    Pairs ia a nice woamn in my mind ,stunning~~~~Amazing…I saw she has a personal blog on “WealthyKiss.com”, a private site for millionaires&celebrities I heard of from a friend of mine. The blog is updated very often. I think it may be ture

  35. …Since when did Paris Hilton have a little brother?

  36. her brothers look so old. i cant believe they are 16.

  37. Sebastián

    “…Since when did Paris Hilton have a little brother?”

    She didn’t. He’s the KEY!

    The Order of Dagon should really review its screening process for foster families…

  38. gr8tforyou

    So thats what the HIlton family nose realy looks like….

  39. gr8tforyou

    So thats what the HIlton family nose really looks like….

  40. guest

    Paris looks tired && like her nose was elongated even more…

  41. zoe

    Paris Hilton’s looks so sweet. I like her hair. My friend told me that she is devoted herself to having spa at pubspa.com. It is said it is benifical to enlarge breast.

  42. Were the Hilton kids raised by sewer rats or something? How is this shit going on?

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