Paris Hilton appeared at JJ Mahoney’s in South Korea over the weekend. It looks like she may have some lipstick on her teeth. I bet Paris was pissed when she saw these because, well, now she just looks like an idiot. Had it not been for the lipstick, these shots would have been a work of art. You could’ve put them in a museum, that’s how non-retarded she looked. I’m always amazed at the general elegance of a woman awkwardly posing with her arm straight up against a wall. It’s almost like something out of a Da Vinci. You know, if he had the foresight to paint a trampy blonde fixing the crotch of her dress. But I guess he wasn’t such a genius after all.
