Paris Hilton appeared at JJ Mahoney’s in South Korea over the weekend. It looks like she may have some lipstick on her teeth. I bet Paris was pissed when she saw these because, well, now she just looks like an idiot. Had it not been for the lipstick, these shots would have been a work of art. You could’ve put them in a museum, that’s how non-retarded she looked. I’m always amazed at the general elegance of a woman awkwardly posing with her arm straight up against a wall. It’s almost like something out of a Da Vinci. You know, if he had the foresight to paint a trampy blonde fixing the crotch of her dress. But I guess he wasn’t such a genius after all.
Cutetexun | November 12, 2007 at 2:16 pm
I think that is kinda hot
FIRRRSST | November 12, 2007 at 2:16 pm
woooooohhoooooo first baby!!!
veggi | November 12, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Classy. Uh, I mean, drunk. Same thing.
Mike | November 12, 2007 at 2:17 pm
1st?
Cutetexun | November 12, 2007 at 2:18 pm
I got first? Damn, I am on fire today. Somebody get me a Stoli quick!
* MISS UNIVERSE | November 12, 2007 at 2:19 pm
DUH…..
a minute of photoshopping can perfect the image – this has happened to many celebs
Grumpus | November 12, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Awesome! “Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?”
http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/16/baby_jane.jpg
Ted from LA | November 12, 2007 at 2:23 pm
She looks like Ralph Wiggum. Note to Paris, you don’t eat the lipstick, you place it on your lips. I still can’t believe she was valedictorian of her high school class.
Italian Stallion | November 12, 2007 at 2:25 pm
With that red shit on her teeth it looks to me like she just got her red wings in the back or some shit……………
BaconMessiah | November 12, 2007 at 2:26 pm
Pure class. She is like the human embodiment of an HIV gene.
Big | November 12, 2007 at 2:28 pm
with all her money how about a shirt with no holes in it. Big moth problem
A | November 12, 2007 at 2:29 pm
she’s the whitest women in the world
pooflinger | November 12, 2007 at 2:35 pm
“Paris Hilton’s lipstick ruins classy photo shoot”
Wrong! There is no such thing as a classy photo shoot with Paris in it.
ack | November 12, 2007 at 2:39 pm
wonder what the hell she was sucking on to smear her lipstick so?
Doomhammer | November 12, 2007 at 2:44 pm
I had heard the “crazy Sybil” look was in, but this proves it. Paris once again on the cutting edge. Brilliant.
FRIST!!! | November 12, 2007 at 2:50 pm
#5, I replied to you on last post.
Try closing your browser and opening it again, worked for me when that would happen.
Dawn | November 12, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Gracias Frist!
Dont Think So | November 12, 2007 at 2:55 pm
when will Paris realize that NO ONE finds her attractive or sexy…..right there with puking in your mouth…..
nipolian | November 12, 2007 at 2:55 pm
#13 You seem to be very clever…..Fish was using S-A-R-C-A-S-M. Use dictionary.com to look it up, it will tell you what the word means.
Bigheadmike | November 12, 2007 at 2:59 pm
I still dont understand her purpose here. Other than someone to laugh at, what talent does she have?
nipolian | November 12, 2007 at 3:06 pm
#20 – cock sucking.
Duh | November 12, 2007 at 3:19 pm
Dear Paris:
Please hurl yourself off the nearest cliff…you have no purpose in life other than to walk around looking like a complete fuck-tard with lipstick on your teeth. You are freak-nasty and you have gigantic, scarry feet and you suck at life. I’m pretty sure that’s the ugliest dress I’ve ever seen. The color washes you out and makes you look like a corpse. You might as well wear those lame contacts that you wore on Halloween to complete the whole “walking dead” look. I wish death upon you.
ssdd | November 12, 2007 at 3:22 pm
lmfao..Priceless.
veggi | November 12, 2007 at 3:29 pm
obviously, it’s not her fault. her date put lipstick on his penis..
whackjob | November 12, 2007 at 3:30 pm
You can totally tell exactly what she’ll look like when she’s 35, 45, and 55. Except that, um, that’s the look she has in these pictures.
old. haggard.
old hag
Jimbo | November 12, 2007 at 3:30 pm
That’s how veggi looks when her girlfriend is on her period
L.Linus | November 12, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Paris is tired and played out. The public is being tortured by her trying to be something other than the slut she is!!!
TV on DVD | November 12, 2007 at 3:35 pm
Still drunk huh! Thats Paris don’t forget to smoke weed after that.
veggi | November 12, 2007 at 3:39 pm
26- Jimbo troll. I would HATE to be you. You’re nasty mind isn’t even a fun nasty mind. Go stick your dick back in that casserole.
veggi | November 12, 2007 at 3:41 pm
veggi it’s true you have a yeast problem but calling it a casserole is too harsh
BunnyButt | November 12, 2007 at 3:46 pm
I just realized that she looks an awful lot like a young Meryl Streep … well, if Meryl Streep had been a retarded slut with lipstick on her teeth who dressed like a $2 whore.
Feckless | November 12, 2007 at 3:46 pm
She’s going for the female version of a Rainbow. That’s Hot!!
veggi | November 12, 2007 at 3:47 pm
paris, when we you eat the pussy, you dont actually EAT the pussy. thats why it gets all bloody like that.
veggi | November 12, 2007 at 3:50 pm
yuck. my troll is disgusting..
anyway, I’m off like a prom dress. Maybe this whole site will be fixed when I get back. Or my troll might accidently think a cheese grater is his razor. Either way is fine with me..
Angie | November 12, 2007 at 3:52 pm
I think this thread is the perfect place for more of FRIST!!!’s lesbian erotica…hint hint…
Ript1&0 | November 12, 2007 at 3:57 pm
Something weird happened today. I got up like normal and came over to my computer to check on things… and then a strange sound starting errupting from my face.
Could this be…. laughter?? Amazing! I almost forgot how it felt. I don’t have much of it these days.
Mal Reynolds | November 12, 2007 at 3:58 pm
You can see she is developing a new herpe on her upper lip. Now that is classy!!
TS | November 12, 2007 at 4:00 pm
People STILL care enough about this bitch to snap pictures of her? Fuck, she’s so played….If I never saw another picture of her it would be way too soon.
meow | November 12, 2007 at 4:00 pm
She’s having sex with her imaginary boyfriend.
JanOLeary | November 12, 2007 at 4:05 pm
That state of the art Samsung TV is just a tad less used and worn as Paris. Nothing says “chic and hip club scene” like early 80s televisions set with Paris looking “sexy” below it.
veggi | November 12, 2007 at 4:06 pm
I love the taste of menstrual pussy in the morning….tastes like…victory.
Mike | November 12, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Classy? She’s nothing but…NOT!
mike | November 12, 2007 at 4:09 pm
such a cutie
Callie | November 12, 2007 at 4:11 pm
LOL! Thanks for the laughter. As usual, Paris’ only real “talent” is using other people.
Your Mother blows me | November 12, 2007 at 4:17 pm
you all suck giant moose dick
you are a fuck face
i do your mom
korina_jebediah | November 12, 2007 at 4:30 pm
is it me or she’s not skinny at all anymore?
douglas | November 12, 2007 at 4:31 pm
Mr. SCUBA Diver…….do I have lipstick on my teeth???
Roflcer of the Lawl | November 12, 2007 at 4:36 pm
Fun fact of the day…
Blacks from Alaska live in nigloos.
Paris | November 12, 2007 at 4:41 pm
“I thought the string at the end was floss”
sirenuse | November 12, 2007 at 4:44 pm
I think she just sucked a dick and that’s how the lipstick got on her teeth!