Paris Hilton’s Larry King Live interview

First…

Oh that was an interview? I thought it was Valtrex infomercial.

What a dumb biatch!

Thanks for the laugh!

Her impersonator was awesome last night on The Next Best Thing.

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awh… bless… :\

ahahahahahahahahaha.

It’s just like Tina Fey said on Howard Stern, she takes herself VERY seriously and is proud of how dumb she is.

I love Tina Fey.

Lets see, watch this interview, or put a gun in my mouth? Hmmm, I always thought suicide would have been a tougher decision. BANG!

You dont get it yet? do you? DON’T WATCH THE VIDEO… We need to eradicate tin cans being sold on ebay for 1.5 mil because Paris Hilton’s slaves touched it to feed her dog. Please America, Paris’ jail term wasn’t supposed to be a lesson for her… It was for us.

Also, I hope she doesn’t breed like she’s threatening to.

I agree with “uglypeoplesafais” comment in the last Paris thread. AC 360 right after the interview was much better. Watching Paris get called out was worth the wasted hour of my life I spent watching the interview!

i kind of hate to say it but she actually seems like a nice person. it’s not her fault she’s a rich idiot.

You know that everything she said during the interview was pre-selected by her PR people. Any time she was forced to come up with an answer to an interesting ? she fumbled…

I refuse to watch this interview..In fact I feel dumber for having even looked at part of the transcript today.

@13 You should watch it. It is really funny. Better than anything SNL could do. I what really suck is this dumb bitch made $7 million dollars last year.

Fourteenth…

the funny part is watching her hold back her “real” self. Every once in a while, the real Paris wants to come out, voice and all, then she catches herself..

next time someone tells you that the greatness of the few requires sacrificing the mediocr many, remember where the greatness afforded by tax-cuts and cheap labor actually accumulates: in paris hilton’s daddy’s bank account.

republicans, i blame YOU for paris hilton!

I really wish she would just learn to swallow. I don’t trust her with semen.

I am thankful with all my heart and half my liver that I don’t have TV and I don’t have audio on this computer. I shall live another day.

I wish that were a video of her getting mauled by a bear.

semen is really acidic

Bern, your boobies are giving me nightmares.

And of cause you all would rather see her on her knees in handcuffs sobbing and begging you to like her….

Fucking stupid hairy ugly fat perverts with no life, keep on posting motherfuckers!

Jesus, what I can’t get through my head is why this bitch gets a D.U.I, gets busted for driving on a suspended license, has to go to jail like the rest of us “icky poor people” if we commited the same crime, and now her sorry ass is getting the same kind of media attention that a released American P.O.W. would get. Oh, wait…did Jessica Lynch get a million bucks and a Larry King interview? Sorry, my bad…

#23 you are posting too, you idiot…

#23 I was talkn’ to you asshole…

@23 Hey!!! You have gone a little to far. Most of us have never fucked our mothers. At least I haven’t

#25 I was talkn’ to you asshole…

goparis needs to grow up…

#14…I think by watching the video I’d somehow be letting the terrorists win…

However, Maybe If I get real drunk, it will be a good laugh that I wont remember later..which is ideally how I’d want all of my Paris observations to be!

Go Paris needs to be gang raped

#27 That’s not what your sister says.

The best part about watching CNN last night was seeing Anderson Cooper rip her a new one.

i didn’t want to see her cry, goparis. i wanted to see her make good on her promise that she now wants to stop acting frivolous and make a change… how about, “i’m giving away all the money i have, which i never deserved in the first place, to important causes.”

um, first thing she did was get hair extensions.

schack
leave it to ignorant liberals to blame republicans for Paris Hilton. How is it any political parties fault that Paris Hilton is a stupid slut. I’m about positive there are rich stuck up stupid democrats as well. THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL ISSUE SO FOR ONCE CAN WE NOT MAKE IT ONE.

#23 I cant quite understand how you can stick up for Paris,and so strongly I might add. Do you know her? Does she call you for lunch? Do you have a dorsal fin!?!

#34 and you should never have worried about anybody else’s money and your not the one to judge anybody’s act. Look in the mirror just once and you’ll know what I’m talking about. How perfect are you?

She takes herself SO SERIOUSLY! Kind of reminds me of Doofy from Scary movie actually. My two fave parts were when she said she has NEVER done drugs (there were photos and video of her on the internet blatantly smoking weed) But that’s just people “making up stories” right? And I loved at the end when Larry asked her her favorite bible verse. Her face was priceless! “I don’t really have a favorite”? Pathetic self serving ignorant skank…

You know, I hate to say this, but if Peiress would have shown up with with white powder all over her nose a semen dripping out of her ear I would respect her about 100x more. Nothing more pathetic than scardy little cocksuckers scared straight. Except for goparis, goparis is worse.

#36 Do YOU know Paris??? Or any of you cursing her on this forum….. How well any of you know her???

And added to my comment (#35) i blame lack of contraceptives for Paris Hilton

goparis, go die. I can’t figure out what kind of sick mental disorder would manifest itself as actively defending Paris fucking Hilton. It’s like defending that Exxon Valdez guy that got a little tipsy and inadvertently dumped 80 million gallons of oil in the atlantic ocean, only instead of killing thousands of animals, Paris just keeps polluting TV’s and magazines with her stupid face and makes millions of dollars being a ginormous, irritating, dumb whore.

well said Shawna

I’d like to know what exactly she said during the interview, but I would rather poke my eyes out than watch the whole thing.

Thus: I offer $20 to whomever gives the best synopsis of this debacle, thereby preserving my ability to see.

Dear God….
http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/0628lohan-CR.html

I think we all know more about Paris than any person should know about a complete stranger, I agree, get her out of the news, what is she initally famous for anyway? Oh right, riding her fathers coat tails.

Goparis,

You obviously aren’t very bright and don’t have a clue. How well do YOU know Paris Hilton? Are you like all the Wacko Jacko fans who defend that freak? You sound like it. Turn off your TV, put down your Bon-Bon’s, get your ass off the couch, and do something. Like go outside.

#35. the minute your second-coming of christ, bush jr. got into office, he cut taxes. for whom? for the richest people in america. i know because my dad was one of them, and so was paris hilton’s dad. and would she be so self-important if she wasn’t rich? no, i don’t think so.

politics affect everything, so everything is a political issue, mr. mexihick.

#37. tax money is OUR money, you fucking douche bag, and it’s OUR job to worry about it. it should tell you something that i’m rich, and i DON’T want to squeeze any more peasants, because stupidity spreads and leaks. it’s not in ANYONE’s interest to turn America into a servant-economy.

Someone tell me they see this Ad on the page too…

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Uh… Sure…

#42 go fuck yourself…. Exxon, hmmm….I think you confuse dick with a stick sucking the wrong thing…, how can you compare Paris to Exxon, your brain is totally fucked up then. Paris did not harm anybody, Exxon thousands.. Don’t like watching anything- DON’T! You watch it anyway, it’s your fucking problem, talk to your psychologist. He gets paid for talkin’ with people like you sick.