Paris Hilton’s grandfather Barron Hilton has promised 97% of his $2.3 billion wealth to charity which includes his net worth and various trusts. Barron wants to see his money used for good after his passing and not have it wasted on Paris. Reuters reports:
Jerry Oppenheimer, who profiled the Hilton family in his 2006 book “House of Hilton,” has said Barron Hilton is embarrassed by the behaviour of his socialite granddaughter Paris and believes it has sullied the family name.
If I was Barron Hilton and I really wanted to make the world a better place, I’d use my vast wealth to finance the construction of a time machine. I’d travel 27 years into the past and push Paris’ pregnant mother down a flight of stairs. (Don’t worry. I’d give her a helmet.) Afterwards, I’d probably go even further back in time and meet Jesus so he could give me a well-deserved high-five. Then we’d get wasted and hunt dinosaurs with lasers I stole from the future.
die already | December 27, 2007 at 9:44 am
now she can’t afford to be a slut. she’s going to have to have a card swipe installed on her back. no more free rides from paris. it is a sad day for the world.
fn | December 27, 2007 at 9:46 am
Merry Christmas, Paris! :3
mrs. ernestine jones | December 27, 2007 at 9:46 am
maybe she can get a lucrative lifetime endorsement deal from valtrex.
freakwad | December 27, 2007 at 9:47 am
hahaha!
dino hunter | December 27, 2007 at 9:48 am
Hell yes dinosaur hunting! zap zap, i bagged a fucking stegosaurus bitches.
vodkalatte | December 27, 2007 at 9:48 am
I’m sure Paris is fine without the inheritance. She’s making millions on her own, man. -_- So.. all I can say is, SO WHAT. The 3% is no fucking big deal.
RichPort | December 27, 2007 at 9:49 am
Am I the only one who thinks it’s sweets irony that 3% of $2.3 Billion in $69 million? Granddaddy couldn’y have chosen that number by accident.
srg | December 27, 2007 at 9:52 am
He put it in a trust for the CONRAD N HILTON FOUNDATION… so it’s not that far from home. The foundation is probably just a tax shelter as most of them are.
sally o'mally | December 27, 2007 at 9:52 am
my grandmother use to always say a wet pussy and an empty purse don’t match. that whore will never be hungry.
Shallo Val | December 27, 2007 at 9:53 am
That Barron Hilton is a wise man.
slave to cheetos | December 27, 2007 at 9:55 am
don’t her parents have assets and money of their own? i’m sure all of the family will still have access to that money. maybe they’ll get titles and salaries like employees but they’ll do nothing
diddleysquat | December 27, 2007 at 9:56 am
This is how twisted our society is: on this website, I understand the “paris got screwed, ha-ha” aspect to this story, but even the major news outlets are approaching the story this way. This guy is donating BILLIONS to charity, and he still gets upstaged by this bitch.
Doomhammer | December 27, 2007 at 10:00 am
He could go spend $500 bucks and pay some Mexican to off his granddaughter, and with that $500 bucks do more good than all of his $2.3B charity donation could ever do. But alas we are doomed to see this bird faced whore for the rest of our fucking lives. Damn you satan.
Auntie Kryst | December 27, 2007 at 10:00 am
Stupid twat will wind out being in control of the family foundation. This is a good day for alcoholic elephants, Smurfs and Oompa Loompas. They shortly will have a benefactoress for their charities.
Texas Tranny | December 27, 2007 at 10:09 am
Serves her right, I wouldn’t give all my money to the slut.
Happy Holidays…………………
1MILF Hunter | December 27, 2007 at 10:09 am
#12 – Paris getting screwed repeatedly is what casued her to lose out on the big money. Grandpa can’t stand the fact Paris is a hose monster.
Superbad | December 27, 2007 at 10:10 am
well deserved high five looooooool
secybitch | December 27, 2007 at 10:15 am
What an ugly woman, inside and out.
D. Richards (Hands.) | December 27, 2007 at 10:18 am
Ha! Yeah. Push Paris’s mommy down the stairs. Hilarious.
One problem though. Don’t give mother-of Paris a helmet. Man, that bitch is just as much at fault for Paris’s shit behavior as little Paris is herself.
Allow Mother-of get brain damaged a bit. It would have been cooler if Ficial would have gone back in the past and plucked Paris’s fetus from her mother’s womb – - dropped her tiny body to the floor, stomped the fetus’s head and chest flat, ejaculated; then given her mother a full hysterectomy and lobotomy.
RichPort | December 27, 2007 at 10:18 am
#12 – Much like Brutus said when someone handed him a knife, that’s a great fucking point.
Son-of D. Richards | December 27, 2007 at 10:21 am
Yeah. Beautiful, #12.
mememe | December 27, 2007 at 10:26 am
I thought I saw this same exact story months ago, and then the Hiltons said it was untrue. It’s for real this time? Eh, she’ll still be richer than most of us and still be famous for nothing…saying “ha” to a millionaire because they won’t a billionaire (or hundred-millionaire, whatever) anymore just doesn’t do it for me
Fine James | December 27, 2007 at 10:27 am
I believe that Barron Hilton should win the Nobel Peace Prize for this gift to the world. Not the billions he’s giving away, just that he’s not giving it to the germ infested heiresses
The White Urkle | December 27, 2007 at 10:34 am
You would think with all her money she would get a nose and boob job. My sister got a tit job done in mexico for half what it would have cost her here in California. But then her 4Runner got stolen in mexico. I fucking hate mexico and mexicans.
CJ | December 27, 2007 at 10:37 am
Paris isn’t the first Hilton to make an azz of ‘him’self…she’s had some help being a rotten apple, and it didn’t start with her stupid parents. Grandpa can sit and spin in his empowerment of all these crazies in his family.
George Best | December 27, 2007 at 10:38 am
stupid story..shes going to get plenty of money..we laugh and we are the ones paying taxes on our money while she is just a walking tax write off.
Ript1&0 | December 27, 2007 at 10:41 am
YES!! That was hot! I thought you were slipping a little yesterday, DR, but that was disgustingly awesome.
I worship you.
Cry Baby | December 27, 2007 at 10:43 am
Boo Hoo!
I’m sure that the old codger isn’t going to leave her penniless, but whatever he leaves her, and with the way she spends, she’ll blow through it in a couple of years. Good, so then she will get what she deserves – Married to a Nice, Old, Bald Dentist in Palm Beach, or she could still make pornos for another year or two.
For the Love of God | December 27, 2007 at 10:53 am
Barron was a very respected business man in his day, so it must be just killing him that Paris is such a public whore. Paris has ruined their family name, and the marketing value of it must be in toilet. Paris’ mom and dad are both embarrassments, too, but not public ones and thank God they leave their clothes on.
Marie Battisti | December 27, 2007 at 10:54 am
“I’d travel 27 years into the past and push Paris’ pregnant mother down a flight of stairs. ”
This isn’t even remotely funny, it’s evil. For a pregnant woman to lose a baby this way is heartbreaking….and to have it happen on purpose is a crime. My grandmother tried something very similar to my mother when my mom was pregnant with my sister. Sorry but no one (mom or child) deserves for this to happen.
Mike | December 27, 2007 at 10:55 am
I wish that someday I will be that “poor”.
Pete | December 27, 2007 at 10:56 am
I think I could live on $69 million, personally.
D. Richards (cocksucker) | December 27, 2007 at 10:59 am
#30,
To bad your Granny didn’t do that while you were in your Mother’s womb. Based on your comment, you’re just wasting space and oxegyen.
Danny | December 27, 2007 at 11:03 am
I don’t get why everyone is so hostile towards Paris. I have to respect someone who can make an icon of herself without benefit of talent, brains, looks, or personality.
Long may she wave.
RichPort | December 27, 2007 at 11:04 am
#30 – You are cordially invited to shut the fuck up. Oh, and shave your upper lip, my little neopolitan hairball. Your grandmother is apparently a wise woman.
babyglyniss | December 27, 2007 at 11:08 am
she wont die without the money. she’s working isnt she.
halley | December 27, 2007 at 11:19 am
#36, i dont think she’s gonna make a lot of money selling champagne in a can.
D. Richards (Lover.) | December 27, 2007 at 11:21 am
#30? What’s wrong? You a new mother?
What happen? You accicently get pregnant, so that gives some kind of bullshit authority? You love your baby, huh?
Get the fuck out of here. I hope your baby dies in a car accident that you cause. Heil Hitler, ya’ cunt.
Son-od D. Richards | December 27, 2007 at 11:25 am
See what you did, #30? You have me masturbating so furiously at the thought of setting your baby on fire that I misspelled the word ‘accidently’. You bitch.
hoping no fetus dies | December 27, 2007 at 11:25 am
you fools!!
that $69 million after taxes will be about 35mil then it has to be diveded between all hilton children AND grand children
she’ll be left with a couple mil MAX
not where is that champaign in a can.. this calls for celebration!
Lowlands | December 27, 2007 at 11:37 am
I’ll guess it’s time for Paris to play horse back ride on his knee again.
Paris Sucks (really thats ma name) | December 27, 2007 at 11:53 am
your right number 30, completely right, shame on you commentors who would make such voilent sick jokes about innocent poor baby’s, they should just repeatedly strike her in the whome with a nice big wrench, that’d do the trick
sick of ur foolishness | December 27, 2007 at 12:02 pm
33 35 38 39 you are all stupid inhumane cunts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hope ur parents die out of the blue!
Nikk | December 27, 2007 at 12:11 pm
I gotta say that Nicky deserves at least 10% of that money. She hasn’t done anything THAT bad…
Paris doesn’t deserve anything and whenever I get drunk and I’m near a Hilton Hotel, I pee on it.
ESQ | December 27, 2007 at 12:13 pm
I guess it is off to making more sex tapes in effort to continue to afford her lavicious lifestyle.
ESQ | December 27, 2007 at 12:13 pm
I guess it is off to making more sex tapes in effort to continue to afford her big fancy lifestyle.
lambman | December 27, 2007 at 12:33 pm
I think he have found Time magazine’s man of the year 2008! Giving billions to charity and giving an big f-you to Paris in one awesome decision!!!
Gabriella | December 27, 2007 at 12:35 pm
you are so effing hilarious.
babyglyniss | December 27, 2007 at 12:37 pm
43 just ignore the foolishness of them. they are all just plain idiots.
BobM | December 27, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Controversial lady, yes, but since celebs do occasionally help charities, how do we get them to be aware of our charity to see if they are interested in helping it? http://www.orphancommunities.org.
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