Somebody broke into Paris Hilton’s house that she earned all by herself thanks to a healthy dose of hard work and karma. The burglary took place early this morning and with surprising ease, according to TMZ:
According to cops, a man in a hooded sweatshirt forced entry into her front door and ransacked her bedroom. Preliminary reports indicate $2 mil in jewelry and other belongings were taken.
So, $2 million in jewelry, but she can’t spring for ADT. Social Darwinism, I love you.
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THIS MAKES LIFE WORTH LIVING, folks!!
Insurance fraud, thy name is Paris.
But the stupid whore probably won’t even get charged… at least until her stupid ass is photographed wearing some of the “stolen” stuff.
Why is this news anyway? When Paris is 50 and still craving attention will this website still offer her attention.?. (yeah, I know… of course they will) or force more “Speidi” pics on us… ugh.
Paris Hilton, Eminem is secretly inlove with you. Don’t go out with Lance Armstrong; look a like. Um…
JustJill
10 minutes later and I’m STILL laughing
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Said “robber” must have seen Paris’ pix in her pink dress from previous post and says to self-I want to burgle her bunghole
Found out she wasn’t home and took her “family jewel” instead.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
NOW IF SHE WOULD JUST DIE IT WOULD BE A VERY MERRY XMAS
Hey, the illegal spics and their anchor babies have to make a living since California’s economy is tanking…whatsa matta with a little burglary now and then??
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Fucking brilliant. Maybe it’d force her to wait a bit longer to spit out the Herpes Bunch while she accumulates more fancy herp rags for them.
$2 mil. in jewlrey – That means half of a mil. insured through Lloyds of London for $2 mil…..Bitch is insured to the freakin hilt.
She has a break in, which if anybody has ever had their home broken into and robbed knows what I’m talking about, You don’t necessarily think of your material posessions which can be replaced. (with her money fairly easily)
The thing I’m refering to, is what it does to your psyche knowing your MUCH more vulnerable than you thought.
Congratulations to the burglar for his heroic feat and contribution to society.
#39- That was the most brilliant post I’ve seen on these boards. Bravo. Superficial writer- you should hire Bob.
Bull shit, laying, friendly stolen, insurance will cover. Who in perfect sanity leave millions dollars at home ?
i betcha Paris was robbed by an enemy she made while she was in jail
its a great blog.
Say that the multi-million dollar property or a security camera system is not me. If that is …. There is nothing like wow, it was totally worth it.