Somebody broke into Paris Hilton’s house that she earned all by herself thanks to a healthy dose of hard work and karma. The burglary took place early this morning and with surprising ease, according to TMZ:
According to cops, a man in a hooded sweatshirt forced entry into her front door and ransacked her bedroom. Preliminary reports indicate $2 mil in jewelry and other belongings were taken.
So, $2 million in jewelry, but she can’t spring for ADT. Social Darwinism, I love you.