Paris Hilton’s family hated Doug Reinhardt

June 21st, 2009 // 24 Comments

Turns out Paris Hilton’s family was never really a fan of Doug Reinhardt and thought he was “riding her coattails.” Somebody should probably tell them those draggy things aren’t her coattails. E! News reports:

“I think Paris needs to be with someone who is a bit more mature, older and has their own thing,” Kathy Hilton told us last night at the L.A. Lakers and AEG party at Club Nokia L.A. Live.
“The stories out there about our family not approving of their relationship are completely true,” Paris’ aunt, Kyle Richards, said. “Doug was riding Paris’ coattails.”
So what kind of guy should Ms. Paris be dating?
“He has to be a very strong, intelligent man who can handle being with her,” Richards said. “He’ll have to walk in her shadow, and it’s very hard to find someone who is comfortable in that role.”

Wow, no one even mentioned the fact Doug looks exactly like a date rapist? Figured that’d be more of an issue. Anyway, I can image it is difficult finding a man willing to walk in Paris’ shadow. Because it has chlamydia.

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  1. wfs

    First!!!!

  2. Marketta

    Wow! Their heads are fukin huge!!!
    Is this shopped or is this more proof that the media likes big headed people?
    If true, why doesn’t Danny Glover rule H’wood? I mean, look at the size of his huge misshapen gourd. It’s bigger than Don’s. (I mean Doug’s, oh how quickly they fade away)

  3. joe blow

    I’d do her. I’d do her in the ass so I could give her a Donkey Punch followed up by a nice Dirty Sanchez.

    Then I would finish her, snuff film style.

  4. EuroNeckPain

    Is it an effect of the weird folds of the dress ? She looks like a doll that was dismembered and recontructed wrong, legs switched

  5. NastyBedazzler

    “I think Paris needs to be with someone who is a bit more mature, older and has their own thing,”

    “He has to be a very strong, intelligent man who can handle being with her,” Richards said. “He’ll have to walk in her shadow…”

    WHAT?

    Ummm excuse me, what is it exactly that Paris Hilton does aside from get drunk, make sex tapes, and spread STDs?

  6. Duke Steele

    So, her mother thinks that the skank should be with someone who has their own thing? Does that mean someone with their own valtrex scrip?

  7. Kelley

    Dumb-assed pose, dumb-assed dress … I don’t think I’ve ever seen such two shallow, plastic people in my life. Cartoon characters.

  8. dude

    Paris Hilton’s family hates Paris Hilton.

  9. GG1000

    Lady named Kyle, you be dreamin’ and big time. Strong, intelligent, mature men have no interest in pathetic, shallow, fame-whoring dumbasses like Paris Hilton.

  10. hmmm

    How does one “ride on the coattails” of Paris Hilton?

  11. budah

    i thought she was moving to Madrid what happened?
    *crosses fingers that she does*

  12. cureholder

    It’s funny hearing Paris’s flak dismiss Reinhardt as not having “his own thing.” Excuse me? He’s a professional baseball player, which some people would consider a sign of at least moderate success. And her “thing” is . . . being rich through no effort of her own?

  13. Initial_G

    Stupid ass double standard family!! This Doug dude is said to be riding “Paris’ coattails” for dating her; yet here she is recently talking about how she and Ronaldo could be the next newer and younger Beckhams. Which is a bit stupid cause Paris isn’t THAT much younger than Victoria.

    Won’t she be riding HIS coattails?

  14. I never liked that cunt.

    Also, I didn’t like Paris either.

  15. This because he has the same size of feet, folks?

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  17. The big story of the day as Miley Cyrus sex tape hits the internet
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  18. Paris’ aunt, Kyle Richards, said. “He has to be a very strong, intelligent man who can handle being with her,” Richards said. “He’ll have to walk in her shadow…

    *

    Dn: What shadow? Do life force sucking, vampire skanks even cast a shadow? And if so, the chick is about as thick around as a lamp post! What shadow?

    – As for the man “having to be strong.” Does her aunt mean, have a strong immune system? ‘Cause those friggen white blood cells are gonna be at defcon 1 for the duration of that relationship!

    – He has to be intelligent?! If he was intelligent, he wouldn’t be with Paris in the first place. Look, I understand, “hittin it, and quittin’ it.” But if you go with Paris, all the rules that go with being with a hooker apply. Only advantage of dealing with Paris over a hooker, you don’t have to worry about the pimp. Just the disease and possibly being caught on camera with her. Thank God for photoshop. It’s such a good defense against that kind of proof. Look what it did for Oscar De La Hoya.

  19. Darth

    I’m surprised,i thought they liked him?

  20. Rhialto

    I guess his free stays at the Hilton hotels with breakfast buffets are over?

  21. Io

    ok, tis not easy to get me to rock out a gut busting laugh, but this, I assure you, did: Somebody should probably tell them those draggy things aren’t her coattails. Thank you fish!

  22. ROFL

    LOOK!..

    It’s Doug the DoucheBag and his Tranny..

  23. el ces

    They ought to give him a chance. As long as he doesn’t hurt her.

    She has a habit of meeting the self-involved types.

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