Paris Hilton’s face: A case study in WTF

November 7th, 2008 // 90 Comments

Paris Hilton’s new movie Repo! The Genetic Opera finally premiered last night in Vegas, and seriously, I feel like I’ve been hearing about this thing since 1986. That said, what the hell is going on with her face? Maybe it’s just a poor choice in make-up but, it’s evolving into something that ain’t quite pretty. It’s almost as if Paris Hilton is one of those mutants from X-Men, but with the uncanny ability to make my penis sob uncontrollably. Will she use her powers for good – or for evil? Stay tuned!

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  1. Kelly

    OMG! I thought it was a photo of a Drag Queen at first glance!

  2. Marypoppins

    Yikes, Those FEET!!! Look at those feet are monsters! O_O SHE IS A MONSTER!!

  3. We just figured out Blue's Clues.

    Pic 9 looks like Benji’s first gay public hand holding.
    Steve Burns in a silver dress: ‘Come on honey, you can do it’
    Benji: ‘I’m a little shy…’

  4. JaidenPaidIn

    Does anybody else thinks she looks like

    BIG BIRD IN DRAG

  5. JaidenPaidIn

    Does anybody else thinks she looks like

    BIG BIRD IN DRAG

  6. Miserable Bastard

    @22

    Don’t believe everything you see. Fancy camera angles and duct tape hide a
    lot.

  7. John McCain

    I would make her do some ass to mouth action !!

  8. PunkA

    Tranny alert. Wow, her penis is going to pop out any day now. Bet that thing is actually still growing. And I bet it is hairy too. Paris has big, hairy balls, and a growing penis. Wow.

  9. Lola

    She keeps looking more and more like a boring 30 year old star from any 80′s TV series, makes her new pet seem really out of place.

  10. meme

    It’s her Tranny doppelganger!

  11. meme

    It’s her Tranny doppelganger!

  12. meme

    It’s her Tranny doppelganger!

  13. jlylec

    it’s not even fair what i’d do to her

  14. mee

    If she stopped bleaching her hair no one at all would think she’s hot.
    Her feet are bigger than Benji’s.
    That is a hideous Silver crocodile dress.
    I think she got her eye makeup from Avon. They have these new instant eyeshadow stickers with three different colors in them and they look fucking fug.

  15. WoolyT

    Anyone else think the first picture of her looks eerly like Heidi Spencer???? I mean beside the lack of plastic boobs.

  16. WoolyT

    I mean Heidi Montag before anyone get’s all bent out of shape.

  17. WoolyT

    I mean Heidi Montag before anyone gets all bent out of shape.

  18. WoolyT

    I meant to say Heidi Montag.

  19. Me 2

    Paris Hilton has NEVER been pretty. Imagine her without expensive clothes and a hair stylist. There’s nothing about her that is naturally or classically beautiful.

  20. zelphia

    Here’s the thing..I’m not a PH fan and never will be…but to say she has never been pretty is ridiculous. She is (or rather was) a beautiful, shallow, superficial, boring person.

    She’s all the other things, but her looks are fading. I”m wondering if she is doing drugs?

    Something has happened recently…and no…it isn’t a trip to africa to help bring attention to real people with real issues. I noticied it about a month ago and have been trying to figure it out. At first I just thought is was weight loss. (which is odd in itself) but now I’m seriously wondering if the girl had some work done and it didn’t turn out right. She looks like Morgan Fairchild. Who was beautiful in her time, but seriously, I agree with poster 41. Old Rich lady Look.

  21. antoine bugleboy

    She’s totally turning into a muppet – her resemblance to Gonzo is uncanny:

    http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/MEGA_GONZO.jpg

  22. paris sites

    What a stupid piece of shit she is. Dumb waste of breath – all she does is pimp herself by spending tons of $$. Kiss off, cunt – you suck.

  23. whackjob

    uh, I’ve not been paying attention much recently, but WTF happened to WonkEye? It’s not just these pictures….

    The last coupla-three months seem to have wreaked havoc on the Herpester. She ain’t aging well at all, and she’s still young. Whatever, reap what you sow.

    Lessen she finds a man and settles into wealthy obscurity (figure the odds) she’ll end up an old, crazy smelly lady with cats. Lots of cats.

  24. jlylec

    hhahaah…”kiss off, cunt – you suck”

    great punctuation

  25. titsonsnack

    Ugh she is overdone and she wears ridiculous plastic fake blue contacts to cover her brown eyes.

  26. jzz

    She’s looking tired and old.
    looks exactly like big bird.

  27. jzz

    her eyes are dead.
    I’ve seen livelier eyes on a wax doll.

  28. anna

    yeah she is beautiful and sexual i cant beleive my eyes . she is dating with this guy .but yesterday i got a news from http://www.bigbisexual.com it’s said that she is dating with another guy . but i dont know what the guy’s name . can u tell me ?thank u ?

  29. Can we “DELETE”, please?

  30. friendlyfires

    It’sw sorta a combination of her mother and Amy Winehouse witha dash of gay S&M dungeon mistress but more subtely and meth – yes that’s it, she’s on the ice, bible thumpers like their speed!

  31. anna

    yeah she is beautiful and nice . i found her profile on http://www.bigbisexual.com yeah there re some more hot videoes made by herself and sexual pics about her . what’s more i got a news from that site .it’s said that she is dating with a young guy .i d like to konw the guy’s name? can u tell me ?

  32. anna

    yeah she is beautiful and nice . i found her profile on http://www.bigbisexual.com yeah there re some more hot videoes made by herself and sexual pics about her . what’s more i got a news from that site .it’s said that she is dating with a young guy .i d like to konw the guy’s name? can u tell me ?

  33. Pee Wee From Porky's

    Pic #5 looks like something from Tim and Eric’s show.

    Great job!

  34. 123

    It’s her hair. They are probably trying to give her a new look but with her squared face and funny nose it just doesn’t work for her.

  35. Nessa

    WTF…. Glen Close reloaded!!! hahaha

  36. lame

    I saw her at the premiere and she was SKELETAL. She also had a ton of eyeshadow on. She smelled really good, though.

  37. Overrated clown face …..probably has a hidden penis too.

  38. Holly

    LMAO! the fake tan! oh, its too good!!
    her face is so white but the rest of her body is so orange

  39. Holly

    LMAO! the fake tan! oh, its too good!!
    her face is so white but the rest of her body is so orange

  40. Crystal

    She’s looking a little fat..she will look retarted pregnant..

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