Paris Hilton’s new movie Repo! The Genetic Opera finally premiered last night in Vegas, and seriously, I feel like I’ve been hearing about this thing since 1986. That said, what the hell is going on with her face? Maybe it’s just a poor choice in make-up but, it’s evolving into something that ain’t quite pretty. It’s almost as if Paris Hilton is one of those mutants from X-Men, but with the uncanny ability to make my penis sob uncontrollably. Will she use her powers for good – or for evil? Stay tuned!
Photos: WENN
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Sam | November 7, 2008 at 12:26 pm
“what the hell is going on with her face?”
Plastic surgery, botox, and drug-related anorexia.
That was easy.
second man | November 7, 2008 at 12:27 pm
lulz seconded?!!
christian | November 7, 2008 at 12:28 pm
asl?
pelps must die | November 7, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Oh well, at least the commenter #1 actually annoys me less than all the fristers and firsters out there.
Checkout pic#5:
Paris has a horse head.
Paris would probably give a horse head.
Paris thinks with a whores head.
Beer is treating me good this morning. Have a great weekend all.
meh | November 7, 2008 at 12:29 pm
@5:
You too brother! Cheers!
ali | November 7, 2008 at 12:30 pm
yes… what the morgan fairchild is going on here? and ‘so hot’ motorbike gloves?
further proof that plastic belongs on barbie.
dork | November 7, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Is it me or are her feet hugenormous? I guess they need to be big to balance that hugenormous head of hers.
BTW, I loved her in Zoolander!
Uncle Eccoli | November 7, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Fish, if you’re penis is “sobbing” uncontrollably, you might want to have it checked out – it could be symptom of venereal disease.
Uncle Eccoli | November 7, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Fish, if your penis is “sobbing” uncontrollably, you might want to have it checked out – it could be symptom of venereal disease.
Sarah | November 7, 2008 at 12:37 pm
The overdone smile on her face reminds me strongly of Heidi Montag. The soulless, Barbie-doll shaped vat of stupidity seems to be spreading into the other weak minded so-called “celebrities”. Does this darkness have no end?
Uncle Eccoli | November 7, 2008 at 12:39 pm
I just had to do something about that. Everybody’s poor grammar and punctuation seems to be having an impact on me. How embarrassing…
bar room hero | November 7, 2008 at 12:50 pm
slag
Vince Lombardi | November 7, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Paris: “That imp Nicole Richie sent me a set of those silly binoculars with the shoe polish around the eye caps. She’s so funny!”
jennykilyy | November 7, 2008 at 12:56 pm
She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the millionaire & celebrity dating club^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that
site.Is she single now?
TerrencePatrick | November 7, 2008 at 12:57 pm
As she ages she’s beginning to look like one of the creatures from Labyrinth. Ya know, the one’s that kept getting their heads knocked off. It is a medical condition directly related to sleeping with scum bums, D-List celebrities and rock star wannabes that dress waaaay tougher that their music can support.
lj9283 | November 7, 2008 at 1:00 pm
That’s either a drag queen doing Paris Hilton, or Paris Hilton at 40.
“Let’s do the time warp again.”
Lauren | November 7, 2008 at 1:01 pm
She’s turning into a muppet!
pat | November 7, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Looks like a cross between the Paris Hilton of a couple of years ago and Celine Dion.
Deacon Jones | November 7, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Hot! The more makeup and gawdy clothes the better! If only her hair was in pigtails Id nut right on my monitor
Fernando Narcos | November 7, 2008 at 1:13 pm
It appears,like Madonna,she’s decided looking like a Brazilian shemale is glamorous.
dragon43078 | November 7, 2008 at 1:16 pm
If it wasn’t for her sex tapes, I’d swear she was a tranny.
Sunny | November 7, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Paris Herpes was never attractive because she has manly face features. She basically looks like a man in drag with her anorexic figure, face, and heavy make up. Now it looks like she uses botox.
Jimbo | November 7, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Hey, Brazilian shemales are hot!
Just sayin.
=] | November 7, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Pic # 5 has her looking extra wonky
Hmmm | November 7, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Do u think her penis is bigger than that Madden boys??
CaptainCack | November 7, 2008 at 1:25 pm
It’s a good thing she’s wearing those gloves. Her hands could totally slip off her bmx handlebars. Shit that was close!
Sport | November 7, 2008 at 1:29 pm
does the fucktard on her arm own anything NON-BLACK?
Does he have to wear skate shoes and his gay (sorry Prop 8 people) fucking Fedora all the time?
Good look, extreme raver high school guy.
IWONKY | November 7, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Eeeeyouch!!!
Texas Tranny | November 7, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Did someone say tranny?
Itzy | November 7, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Perez Hilton is the world’s greatest misogynist douche bag. He’s asinine at best. Did he go to school? Why does he hate women so much? (fag hags snotwithstanding). Ugh. What a waste of space.
Itzy | November 7, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Perez Hilton is the world’s greatest misogynist douche bag. He’s asinine at best. Did he go to school? Why does he hate women so much? (fag hags snotwithstanding). Ugh. What a waste of space.
BTW: Methinks you are cool
Itzy | November 7, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Perez Hilton is the world’s greatest misogynist douche bag. He’s asinine at best. Did he go to school? Why does he hate women so much? (fag hags snotwithstanding). Ugh. What a waste of space.
BTW: Methinks you are cool
Itzy | November 7, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Perez Hilton is the world’s greatest misogynist douche bag. He’s asinine at best. Did he go to school? Why does he hate women so much? (fag hags snotwithstanding). Ugh. What a waste of space.
BTW: Methinks you are cool
Itzy | November 7, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Perez Hilton is the world’s greatest misogynist douche bag. He’s asinine at best. Did he go to school? Why does he hate women so much? (fag hags snotwithstanding). Ugh. What a waste of space.
BTW: Methinks you are cool
Itzy | November 7, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Perez Hilton is the world’s greatest misogynist douche bag. He’s asinine at best. Did he go to school? Why does he hate women so much? (fag hags snotwithstanding). Ugh. What a waste of space.
BTW: Methinks you are cool
Max Planck | November 7, 2008 at 1:54 pm
See how far someone can get by just giving blow jobs on the internet.
Texas Tranny | November 7, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Did someone say tranny?
wizz | November 7, 2008 at 1:58 pm
A midget and a tranny. How cute.
bob | November 7, 2008 at 2:05 pm
She’s turning into a replicant from Blade Runner.
Just Saying | November 7, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Old rich lady look.
Jen | November 7, 2008 at 2:18 pm
She definitely is looking more like Dr. Teeth everyday- seriously check it out
SueMe | November 7, 2008 at 2:23 pm
It’s a bird…It’s a gasp…it’s BIG BIRD.
REP NC | November 7, 2008 at 2:26 pm
she looks like Big Bird from Sesame Street
Insurance CE | November 7, 2008 at 2:40 pm
I’d agree with that.
kels | November 7, 2008 at 2:53 pm
This is why I prefer PETITE WOMEN. Tall women, with makeup and ill-suiting clothes can end up looking manly (think Brooke Shields and Paris Hilton). THIS SKANK IS NASTY!
kels | November 7, 2008 at 2:54 pm
This is why I prefer PETITE WOMEN. Tall women, with makeup and ill-suiting clothes can end up looking manly (think Brooke Shields and Paris Hilton). THIS SKANK IS NASTY!
Montoya | November 7, 2008 at 3:01 pm
As always, she looks more like an old grandmother than a young babe. All those drugs + useless plastic surgery have made her face into the exact opposite of what she is trying to be.
paris is a joke | November 7, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Her looks really have faded over the years she is not aging well! I imagine its hard when you have no talent,and the hilton name to trash all over the word!!
lithiumlilly | November 7, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Um, this picture looks like the cover of the movie “Hedwig and the Angry Inch”. In fact, I’m sure Paris could play the part of a trans gender German aspiring rock star.