Paris Hilton’s face: A case study in WTF

November 7th, 2008 // 90 Comments

Paris Hilton’s new movie Repo! The Genetic Opera finally premiered last night in Vegas, and seriously, I feel like I’ve been hearing about this thing since 1986. That said, what the hell is going on with her face? Maybe it’s just a poor choice in make-up but, it’s evolving into something that ain’t quite pretty. It’s almost as if Paris Hilton is one of those mutants from X-Men, but with the uncanny ability to make my penis sob uncontrollably. Will she use her powers for good – or for evil? Stay tuned!

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  1. pelps

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  2. Sam

    “what the hell is going on with her face?”

    Plastic surgery, botox, and drug-related anorexia.

    That was easy.

  3. second man

    lulz seconded?!!

  4. christian

    asl?

  5. pelps must die

    Oh well, at least the commenter #1 actually annoys me less than all the fristers and firsters out there.

    Checkout pic#5:
    Paris has a horse head.
    Paris would probably give a horse head.
    Paris thinks with a whores head.

    Beer is treating me good this morning. Have a great weekend all.

  6. meh

    @5:

    You too brother! Cheers!

  7. ali

    yes… what the morgan fairchild is going on here? and ‘so hot’ motorbike gloves?

    further proof that plastic belongs on barbie.

  8. dork

    Is it me or are her feet hugenormous? I guess they need to be big to balance that hugenormous head of hers.

    BTW, I loved her in Zoolander!

  9. Uncle Eccoli

    Fish, if you’re penis is “sobbing” uncontrollably, you might want to have it checked out – it could be symptom of venereal disease.

  10. Uncle Eccoli

    Fish, if your penis is “sobbing” uncontrollably, you might want to have it checked out – it could be symptom of venereal disease.

  11. Sarah

    The overdone smile on her face reminds me strongly of Heidi Montag. The soulless, Barbie-doll shaped vat of stupidity seems to be spreading into the other weak minded so-called “celebrities”. Does this darkness have no end?

  12. Uncle Eccoli

    I just had to do something about that. Everybody’s poor grammar and punctuation seems to be having an impact on me. How embarrassing…

  13. bar room hero

    slag

  14. Vince Lombardi

    Paris: “That imp Nicole Richie sent me a set of those silly binoculars with the shoe polish around the eye caps. She’s so funny!”

  15. jennykilyy

    She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the millionaire & celebrity dating club^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that

    site.Is she single now?

  16. As she ages she’s beginning to look like one of the creatures from Labyrinth. Ya know, the one’s that kept getting their heads knocked off. It is a medical condition directly related to sleeping with scum bums, D-List celebrities and rock star wannabes that dress waaaay tougher that their music can support.

  17. lj9283

    That’s either a drag queen doing Paris Hilton, or Paris Hilton at 40.
    “Let’s do the time warp again.”

  18. Lauren

    She’s turning into a muppet!

  19. pat

    Looks like a cross between the Paris Hilton of a couple of years ago and Celine Dion.

  20. Deacon Jones

    Hot! The more makeup and gawdy clothes the better! If only her hair was in pigtails Id nut right on my monitor

  21. Fernando Narcos

    It appears,like Madonna,she’s decided looking like a Brazilian shemale is glamorous.

  22. dragon43078

    If it wasn’t for her sex tapes, I’d swear she was a tranny.

  23. Sunny

    Paris Herpes was never attractive because she has manly face features. She basically looks like a man in drag with her anorexic figure, face, and heavy make up. Now it looks like she uses botox.

  24. Hey, Brazilian shemales are hot!

    Just sayin.

  25. =]

    Pic # 5 has her looking extra wonky

  26. Hmmm

    Do u think her penis is bigger than that Madden boys??

  27. CaptainCack

    It’s a good thing she’s wearing those gloves. Her hands could totally slip off her bmx handlebars. Shit that was close!

  28. Sport

    does the fucktard on her arm own anything NON-BLACK?
    Does he have to wear skate shoes and his gay (sorry Prop 8 people) fucking Fedora all the time?

    Good look, extreme raver high school guy.

  29. IWONKY

    Eeeeyouch!!!

  30. Did someone say tranny?

  31. Itzy

    Perez Hilton is the world’s greatest misogynist douche bag. He’s asinine at best. Did he go to school? Why does he hate women so much? (fag hags snotwithstanding). Ugh. What a waste of space.

  32. Itzy

    Perez Hilton is the world’s greatest misogynist douche bag. He’s asinine at best. Did he go to school? Why does he hate women so much? (fag hags snotwithstanding). Ugh. What a waste of space.

    BTW: Methinks you are cool

  33. Itzy

    Perez Hilton is the world’s greatest misogynist douche bag. He’s asinine at best. Did he go to school? Why does he hate women so much? (fag hags snotwithstanding). Ugh. What a waste of space.

    BTW: Methinks you are cool

  34. Itzy

    Perez Hilton is the world’s greatest misogynist douche bag. He’s asinine at best. Did he go to school? Why does he hate women so much? (fag hags snotwithstanding). Ugh. What a waste of space.

    BTW: Methinks you are cool

  35. Itzy

    Perez Hilton is the world’s greatest misogynist douche bag. He’s asinine at best. Did he go to school? Why does he hate women so much? (fag hags snotwithstanding). Ugh. What a waste of space.

    BTW: Methinks you are cool

  36. Itzy

    Perez Hilton is the world’s greatest misogynist douche bag. He’s asinine at best. Did he go to school? Why does he hate women so much? (fag hags snotwithstanding). Ugh. What a waste of space.

    BTW: Methinks you are cool

  37. Max Planck

    See how far someone can get by just giving blow jobs on the internet.

  38. Did someone say tranny?

  39. wizz

    A midget and a tranny. How cute.

  40. bob

    She’s turning into a replicant from Blade Runner.

  41. Just Saying

    Old rich lady look.

  42. Jen

    She definitely is looking more like Dr. Teeth everyday- seriously check it out

  43. It’s a bird…It’s a gasp…it’s BIG BIRD.

  44. REP NC

    she looks like Big Bird from Sesame Street

  45. I’d agree with that.

  46. kels

    This is why I prefer PETITE WOMEN. Tall women, with makeup and ill-suiting clothes can end up looking manly (think Brooke Shields and Paris Hilton). THIS SKANK IS NASTY!

  47. kels

    This is why I prefer PETITE WOMEN. Tall women, with makeup and ill-suiting clothes can end up looking manly (think Brooke Shields and Paris Hilton). THIS SKANK IS NASTY!

  48. As always, she looks more like an old grandmother than a young babe. All those drugs + useless plastic surgery have made her face into the exact opposite of what she is trying to be.

  49. paris is a joke

    Her looks really have faded over the years she is not aging well! I imagine its hard when you have no talent,and the hilton name to trash all over the word!!

  50. lithiumlilly

    Um, this picture looks like the cover of the movie “Hedwig and the Angry Inch”. In fact, I’m sure Paris could play the part of a trans gender German aspiring rock star.

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