Paris Hilton’s new boy toy Josh Henderson is so deluded and in love with himself that he’s been going around thinking he’s the shit because he’s dating Paris Hilton. A source says:
“Everyone in Los Angeles is just calling him ‘Paris Boy.’ No one really knows his name, but he walks around acting like he’s God’s gift.”
To be fair, dating Paris Hilton is a pretty big deal. Only what, four, five thousand guys get to do it every month? That’s special. Besides, have you seen what Josh Henderson looks like? I only know two people better looking than Sleepy McDroop Face, and that’s me, and the person looking back at me in the mirror.
This is…
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Uhhhh…
I’m at a loss for words here. Next exit, the Apocalypse?
cause of that dress I gotta go see my eye doctor;…poor federline, I bet he is sad he’s not dating her.
Paris the goddess… you’ll look good in anything you choose to wear !! (or not to wear)
@47 – so who should the stories be on? you and your retarted grandma with one wonky leg?
#53 Hi Paris….you suck..and what do u really do besides party, fuck ,anyone can party …go help someone with all that dirty money your family has acquired.
She looks like “Skittles” puke in that dress! :D….
Paris boy? Come on now, lets be more clever than that.
when will this paris shit end??? every day its the same….sundresses and long blonde curly hair. how original. i hope that tramp goes to jail for real.
Well, we all got our wish
now poor Paris in jail
how will u handle it
your body will freak the hell out
when it goes off all those drugz& booze
this is the funniest thing ever to happen
I guess your money now knows its not above the law….
What’s so fucking great about being Putris Hilton’s latest flesh-pocket? You’re basically being a “host” for about 10 different strains of STD. I guess the medical plan is really good…yes?
I guess Paris needs to get it from anywhere she can right now… Question how many cigrettes do you think Paris is worth anyhow? Have fun in jail Paris, welcome to a rude awakeing that the rest of us call reality!!