Paris Hilton’s new boy toy Josh Henderson is so deluded and in love with himself that he’s been going around thinking he’s the shit because he’s dating Paris Hilton. A source says:
“Everyone in Los Angeles is just calling him ‘Paris Boy.’ No one really knows his name, but he walks around acting like he’s God’s gift.”
To be fair, dating Paris Hilton is a pretty big deal. Only what, four, five thousand guys get to do it every month? That’s special. Besides, have you seen what Josh Henderson looks like? I only know two people better looking than Sleepy McDroop Face, and that’s me, and the person looking back at me in the mirror.
Danner | May 3, 2007 at 8:20 am
Not news. Of course he is.
Poroleishon | May 3, 2007 at 8:20 am
First?
Tremfan | May 3, 2007 at 8:21 am
Her boobs still boggle me.
Poroleishon | May 3, 2007 at 8:22 am
Damn! hehe… mmmm why does she keep popping out in the news anyway… stop giving her attention, or better then, SOMEBODY… SHOOT HER ALREADY!!!!
jenniferc | May 3, 2007 at 8:23 am
I thought her 15 minutes were up?
Jimbo ? | May 3, 2007 at 8:25 am
Nice to see the magic boobs are back. If I was dating Paris, I would walk around like I was th shit too. I want to be call Paris boy too!! When is it going to be my turn to be Paris boy?
Fifth Stooge | May 3, 2007 at 8:27 am
IIIIIIIII’m gonna catch a ba-bee bum-ble bee.
wedge1 | May 3, 2007 at 8:29 am
Josh Who-derson? They should call him “2×4″ because of that piece of lumber he straps across his ass to keep from falling into that disease-riddled cavern she calls a vagina.
Her thing is so deep, dank, and dark that you could grow mushrooms in it.
fergernauster | May 3, 2007 at 8:35 am
No, no, no, Paris. Honey.
You part the nylon extensions on the RIGHT. So that your LEFT wonk-eye is concealed. Not the other way ’round.
fergernauster | May 3, 2007 at 8:38 am
That second last pic IS Kathy Hilton.
NoSHIT? | May 3, 2007 at 8:40 am
Nice dress.
fergernauster | May 3, 2007 at 8:40 am
… in other words, this ol’ fart is beginning to show her age. Wait ’til she’s 40.
Aha ha ha ha ha!!!
Tits_McGhee | May 3, 2007 at 8:42 am
That dress just gave me a seizure.
Tits_McGhee | May 3, 2007 at 8:44 am
In the last picture, the girl standing behind Paris looks like she’s missing a chromosome.
jrzmommy♠ | May 3, 2007 at 8:44 am
Did she have Owen Wilson’s dicknose transplanted on her face?
suzy | May 3, 2007 at 8:44 am
haha, well are they two peas in a pod
anyways.. he was like that when he dated ashlee simpson
DrPhowstus | May 3, 2007 at 8:46 am
Aaahhhh…. facial glitter… the mark of a true whore.
Fishstick | May 3, 2007 at 8:46 am
she looks like a bobble head. bobblebobblebobble……
aydien | May 3, 2007 at 8:46 am
Does she actually practice those poses in the mirror? I mean, since she obviously can’t get a model contract because of the constant seeping of the crap from her box and it’s hard to wear diapers with a thong, she’s treating this whole thing as a photo op… sorry sweetheart, you’re ugly!
chaunceygardner | May 3, 2007 at 8:47 am
The guy must be in it for the ride. The bitch is ridiculous looking, she is as dumb as her own punished hair, and I couldn’t even get a halfsie-hard on watching her boring fuck film.
veggi | May 3, 2007 at 8:48 am
I have a headache. Either from trying to see where she is looking with her lazy fucking eye or that whore-endous dress.
FRIST!!! | May 3, 2007 at 8:48 am
At first I thought it said Paris is an idiot, which would make sense as well.
#4 I got no problem with homicide…
#9 That’s a good idea. Too bad she can’t muster up an idea.
mismint | May 3, 2007 at 8:48 am
Is it just me or does she look like a creepy waxwork figure in the second to last pic…the texture of her skin and hair look more artificial than a barbie doll.
FRIST!!! | May 3, 2007 at 8:49 am
Did you guys notice they rearranged the posts again, putting them back in original order?
Eh…who cares.
biatcho | May 3, 2007 at 8:51 am
I guess she gave up on dating Prince.
fergernauster | May 3, 2007 at 8:54 am
Is there really anything at all new to say about this bimbo?… NO. STD is her middle name (check) What’s with the wonky eye? (check) As worthless as a tit on a bull (check)… etc. etc.
I’m going outside for a walk in the sun; something mildly productive.
schack | May 3, 2007 at 9:12 am
paris only wears shoes size 8 1/2 or bigger, if you know what i mean, jimbo.
guess you’re sol.
Lowlands | May 3, 2007 at 9:17 am
So the guy is thinking he’s God’s gift?He must be infected by the Paris Hilton virus because i don’t remember him.
FRIST!!! | May 3, 2007 at 9:17 am
#21 Veggi, or the 15 cocktails from last night????
FRIST!!! | May 3, 2007 at 9:18 am
Well, that’s why MY head hurts, anyway…
veggi | May 3, 2007 at 9:18 am
exactly. never can tell FRIST!
BuckTheInfernal | May 3, 2007 at 9:19 am
If people would stop taking pictures of this attention hugging jizz rag, maybe she’d just go away.
We need new material. This recycled Hilton/Lohan/Spears crap is getting old.
veggi | May 3, 2007 at 9:20 am
theres a new post
snfu | May 3, 2007 at 9:39 am
Picture 7 is scary.
HughJorganthethird | May 3, 2007 at 9:41 am
Every day, in every way, she becomes more and more of a tranny. With a very bad wonky eye. Doesn’t she have enough cash to fix that shit?
Lowlands | May 3, 2007 at 9:53 am
Looks like she’s wearing a jester outfit from the Middle Ages.
F-Sucker | May 3, 2007 at 9:57 am
Her vagina sucks the brains out of people.
teetee | May 3, 2007 at 10:25 am
I bet her farts smell.
Spindoc | May 3, 2007 at 10:40 am
.
Blah Blah Blah Wonk Eye, Blah Blah Blah Bad Porno, Blah Blah Blah Herpes, Blah Blah Blah Less Talant than Tara Reid, Blah Blah Blah Boyfriends dumber than she is…
It’s all been said before, I’m so bored of her I can barely get up the energy to correctly point out what a waste of space she is.
Darksphere85 | May 3, 2007 at 10:40 am
Her mom’s womb must have been square-shaped… look at that noggin.
sweetnsnooty | May 3, 2007 at 10:42 am
The boyfriend must not be too stupid to Paris’ standards, he got into her snatch, didn’t he?
Take a little STD, give a little STD…mmmm, tasty.
my opinion | May 3, 2007 at 11:17 am
Paris looks old for her years and partied out. If she goes to jail (see TMZ story) she will finally have time to paint those nasty chipped fingernails.
woodhorse | May 3, 2007 at 11:38 am
I think I like the photo of her doing the Queen Elizabeth “beauty wave” the best. Especially with those really long hands of hers.
Dr. LikeyLikey | May 3, 2007 at 11:41 am
Still, I’d titty fuck her and bust my nut into her wonky eye. She has her magical bra on today.
krazihottkelli | May 3, 2007 at 11:55 am
get lost paris
Jeezy | May 3, 2007 at 1:34 pm
right.. he totally dated ashlee simpson. it’s kinda gross how they all share eachother.
dovescry1999 | May 3, 2007 at 3:33 pm
You know what ?
Don’t write another story on this bitch, unless it’s to say she’s dead…
Don’t even do it, then
dovescry1999 | May 3, 2007 at 3:35 pm
#37-
I shot snot out of my nose…
dovescry1999 | May 3, 2007 at 3:41 pm
THIS BITCH HAS MONEY!!!
WHY IN THE FUCK DO HER NAILS LOOK SO TORE UP ?
DOES SHE LET HER DOG DO THEM FOR HER, AFTER HE/SHE LICK THAT DRIED PUSS OF HERS ?
mrlithium | May 3, 2007 at 4:11 pm
she’s gonna need plastic surgery in a year if she doesnt want to look as crappy as her mom with her chunky neck underskin