Paris Hilton’s boyfriend is suave

Here’s Doug Reinhardt slipping Paris Hilton the tongue last night which is probably one of the worst, if not itchiest, decisions of his life. Not counting later that evening when he thought to himself “But if I wear a condom, then I won’t feel anything….” How is this guy not on the space program? Look alive, NASA.

NOTE: Upskirt shot for anyone who doesn’t value their eyesight. Oh, hey, Doug.