Here’s Doug Reinhardt slipping Paris Hilton the tongue last night which is probably one of the worst, if not itchiest, decisions of his life. Not counting later that evening when he thought to himself “But if I wear a condom, then I won’t feel anything….” How is this guy not on the space program? Look alive, NASA.
NOTE: Upskirt shot for anyone who doesn’t value their eyesight. Oh, hey, Doug.
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Holy fuck, I am the most hetero guy on the fucking planet and lip contact with the Herpe monster? Holy fuck! Run brother, run!!!!!!
she’s awesome, I mean, at her age, she’s still attractive to many people! you don’t know how h ot models and sex y folks on _____Tallmingle.com_____ go cr azy about her act!! she’s like kinda role model to many people there!!
she’s awesome, I mean, at her age, she’s still attractive ____Wealthydater.com_____ go cr azy about her act!! she’s like kinda role model to many people there!!
she is so romantic!!!
1. Did she run out of men that she has to take this one now?
2. Aren’t they making out in front of the camera on purpose, given the door of the car is open? And what does that tell us? Didn’t she say that she & Benji were just ‘on a break’????
Wonky wonk wonk…
I don’t really have anything else to say except that this is the First Monkey, Michelle Oboombox, pictured below:
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And yes, I am the real Valerie.
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Randal you’re an ASSHAT.
That is all
Wonder what number he will be at the free clinic to get his shots?
::: Sucking face will make u SKINNY :::
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http://www.ThisIsWhyYoureSkinny.com
She turns every guy she dates into such a scumball!
She turns every guy she dates into such a scumball!
Possibly the worst human being of all time… (With certain exceptions)
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/stars/paris-hilton.html
i wouldn’t fuck her with your dick
The guy has to be gay. Besides his look, making out w/ her is like felching a gay gangbang ass creampie.
in case you havent noticed, people actually like to see up paris’ skirt and see her being slutty.. why do you dog on her all the time?
who wouldn’t hit it, besides you? raise your lying hands!
MY FAVORITE WHITE GIRL!!!!
Ugh! I think I’m going to be sick.
Oseaa qee es feaa esta weoona…..t lo juroo !!
Yes, please!
One more sextape before she’s 30.
A Night in Paris #2: Wonky Eye’s Revenge.
*dramatic theme*
check here for Paris’ outfit inspiration:
http://www.oksana-blog.com/article/photos-oksana-avec-la-cicciolina-dans-une-limousine
sorry that she left Doug he was such a cool guy… I think he wud make an honest b/f!
We all known what a flirt and a doll Paris for a long time. It is no surprise as his gaze to see her beauty at all, which casts a magical spell.