Here’s Doug Reinhardt slipping Paris Hilton the tongue last night which is probably one of the worst, if not itchiest, decisions of his life. Not counting later that evening when he thought to himself “But if I wear a condom, then I won’t feel anything….” How is this guy not on the space program? Look alive, NASA.
NOTE: Upskirt shot for anyone who doesn’t value their eyesight. Oh, hey, Doug.
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pooop | March 5, 2009 at 4:19 pm
pee and poop
Matthew | March 5, 2009 at 4:19 pm
FIRST!!!
Matthew | March 5, 2009 at 4:19 pm
FIRST!!!
LAST! | March 5, 2009 at 4:20 pm
LAST!
oh | March 5, 2009 at 4:20 pm
no!
oh | March 5, 2009 at 4:20 pm
no!
Megan | March 5, 2009 at 4:20 pm
How was this last night? She get extensions again or is that a wig? Weird.
Lowlands | March 5, 2009 at 4:23 pm
He shows good manners! At least he isn’t pushing his hand between her legs at the same time.
Randal | March 5, 2009 at 4:25 pm
We’ve all known what a flirt and a doll Paris is for a long time. This is no surprise as her gaze casts a magical spell on all who look at her beauty.
Randal
princess gracey | March 5, 2009 at 4:27 pm
I love that her fashion decisions usually involve some kind of demented Tinkerbell look.
In this installment, Tinkerbell gets tongued.
tim | March 5, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Nice upskirt shot. On her thigh there should be a “Congestion Ahead” sign.
Sauron | March 5, 2009 at 4:28 pm
#8 He isn’t doing that because she’s his girlfriend.With wives it’s a whole different story. . .
princess gracey | March 5, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Hey Tim:
How about
“Wrong Way”
or
“Yield to Pedestrians”?
phoring | March 5, 2009 at 4:35 pm
What are these guys thinking? … n/m
Rachel | March 5, 2009 at 4:36 pm
I’m gonna be sick
First Time | March 5, 2009 at 4:38 pm
I guess he wants to drive that ugly pink car of her too.
Nero | March 5, 2009 at 4:38 pm
I’m turned on! Pliers!
Darth | March 5, 2009 at 4:42 pm
I bet he’s keeping a careful eye on her purse at the same time!
weaselspeed | March 5, 2009 at 4:44 pm
so she wanted to fuck an average looking handsome guy.
Or hes doing it as a bet.
He looks like an ogre in picture no. 6
RD | March 5, 2009 at 4:45 pm
I need several showers & a good eyeball bleaching after viewing those shots.
Savalas | March 5, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Atta boy, Porky McFingers!
Jennyjenjen | March 5, 2009 at 4:59 pm
This picture reminds me of the time Val Kilmer was photographed desperatly trying to tongue Paris in a hotel hallway. I still haven’t recovered from the trauma of that… The image is burned in my brain, it wakes me in a cold sweat.
Valerie | March 5, 2009 at 5:07 pm
HAHA! This post made me laugh, the title and the first picture just go perfectly. Nice.
Valerie | March 5, 2009 at 5:09 pm
OH OH! YES! She took my advice and is wearing stockings. Her legs look better already.
sallywang | March 5, 2009 at 5:12 pm
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g_girl | March 5, 2009 at 5:24 pm
fuck you spammer, go die!
ps paris has a nasty face
priscilla | March 5, 2009 at 5:26 pm
I don’t understand. He must WANT herpes, or he already has it.
monk | March 5, 2009 at 5:26 pm
The BIG question is what is the right hand doing?????? I wonder…………………Keep diggin brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feckless | March 5, 2009 at 5:35 pm
@17 lol was it the dirty knuckles (mechanic? Discount Tires?) or the PDA?
sam | March 5, 2009 at 5:50 pm
I am far from an expert on fashion, but even I know better than to emulate Aubrey O’Day (or whatever her name is), the high priestess of headbandedness.
Cartman | March 5, 2009 at 5:56 pm
She looks like a goddamn hippie.
Valkyrie | March 5, 2009 at 5:57 pm
man, that first picture just looks gross. Some people look hot when they make out… she looks like she hasnt received the first part of her payment yet and he looks like he’s waiting for the roofies to kick in.
ROOFIES = CORPSE LIKE SEX!!
robert | March 5, 2009 at 6:17 pm
For women, love is blind… For men, love is darn right brainless.
robert | March 5, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Paris is a waling petri dish. Forget the condom, you would need a HASMAT suit.
farty mcshitface | March 5, 2009 at 6:30 pm
i don’t think they make tongue condoms- do they? #34 you are right- a hazmat suit is needed.
what about the eye and brain transplants he will need after he realizes what horrible things he’s done.
therapy can’t fix that shit.
farty mcshitface | March 5, 2009 at 6:33 pm
in picture #4 you can see she’s already developing on old womans neck. in another 2 yrs- she have a full-blown turkey neck for sure.
SOS | March 5, 2009 at 6:50 pm
gah DAMN he’s hot!
Allen's Woody | March 5, 2009 at 6:51 pm
Obviously the guy’s not disease-free to begin with so why should it matter that he fuck around with Princess Rancid here.
1 MILF Hunter | March 5, 2009 at 6:51 pm
Smooth operator. Hope he has plenty of antibiotics.
bitchfit | March 5, 2009 at 7:02 pm
No Paris post is complete without an up-skirt shot. Bravo!
Tom K | March 5, 2009 at 7:32 pm
This whore gets classier everyday!!!!!!!! Paris Hilton for President in 2012! America is so twisted I can see that happening!
Avon | March 5, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Paris is just an old smell.
Avon | March 5, 2009 at 7:50 pm
# 41 – Tom K
A lot of people, like Nostradamus and the Mayas, think that the world is going to end in 2012, so let us pray that she does not run for President in 2012 and seal all our fate.
bah | March 5, 2009 at 8:40 pm
I think this girl is never angry.
Nate | March 5, 2009 at 9:49 pm
WTF……anyone else notice that Paris has a stink eye?? What a retarded looking bitch. She looks like a fucking bird
NightHawk | March 5, 2009 at 9:55 pm
He may as well be licking a bike tire, this ones been ridden a few times, to say the least, LOL
joho777 | March 5, 2009 at 10:21 pm
I wonder if he realizes that he is giving a blow job to every guy Paris has ever met.
And that includes all the guards who were on-duty at the LA County Sheriffs Jail a year or so ago where Paris spent a memorable 2 hours.
ROFL | March 5, 2009 at 10:39 pm
WTF is wrong with men nowadays..??
Does Doug Reinhardt not know this b!tch has Herpes {and God only knows what else!}..?
Does he just not care..?
Eeesh!
LoL@ #9 – Randal..”This is no surprise as her gaze casts a magical spell on all who look at her beauty”
Yeah..OK.
Beauty..? {if you prefer gazing on a female who’s “tranny like”..with size 12 1/2 feet.
As usual..She just spreads her legs..rofl.
And guys forget about STD..
God gave “most” men Two heads..and blood only enough to use One.
Sad..
JOanne | March 5, 2009 at 11:36 pm
I’d let him kiss me even though he tastes like herpes…err… I mean Paris.
. | March 6, 2009 at 12:03 am
SHES a whore? This guy has been with Amanda Bynes, Lauren Conrad AND Paris Hilton in like the last year. Hes the biggest skank in hollywood. Nasty, disease ridden, famewhoring, golddigging, man whore.